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“This isn’t my life!” Buck exclaims. “This is not how it’s supposed to be. Abby is supposed to be gone. She’s supposed to have left. As in, left Los Angeles, not left me to marry Bobby. Bobby’s supposed to marry Athena.”
“Cap and Athena? But she’s—”
“Married. Yeah,” Buck huffs. “Like I said, that doesn’t work out.”
“Because Real Michael is gay?” Eddie asks skeptically.
“Real Michael is gay,” Buck confirms.
OR: After his break up with Tommy, Buck falls asleep on Eddie’s couch and wakes up in a world where Bobby is married to Abby, Hen and Karen are divorced, Athena and Michael are faking a happy marriage, Chim has a daughter that is not Buck's niece, and—just to really, personally fuck with him—Eddie and Maddie are engaged to be married.
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05 Nov 2025
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“Don’t say it like that!”
“Like what?”
“Like we’re best friends.”
“We are best friends, Buck,” Eddie huffs. There’s a little edge in his voice, like that’s a threat.
“Eddie, you ruined my life.”
Buck and Eddie handle Eddie's move to Texas as well as can be expected. That is to say, really fucking badly.
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29 Oct 2025
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“He’s not my boyfriend! He’s Eddie! He’s a renter, and he’s straight,” Buck said proudly, as if that clarified anything.
The reporter hesitated. “So he was there because...?”
“He’s a paramedic,” Buck said, nodding solemnly. “Well, he used to be my firefighter partner, and now he’s someone else’s paramedic partner, which is fine, I guess. I miss him, though. He’s… he’s kind of my favorite person.”
The reporter blinked, caught somewhere between touched and deeply uncomfortable. “Well, it’s a good thing he was there!”
Buck brightened, grinning wide and loopy. “Yeah, isn’t he the best? Man, I love him. And not just in a straight renter way. In a bisexual homeowner way. I just bought a house, you know!”
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Breaking News: Local firefighter survives home invasion, confesses feelings for his partner on painkillers, and it's aired on the news. Sources confirm: it’s very gay.Bookmarked by kaden_has_no_brain
19 Oct 2025
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“Eddie? What’s wrong? There’s no way I missed something, look, we went over everything thrice—”
Oh, god, Buck has retrieved his clipboard from wherever in Eddie’s house he’d stashed it last time. He’s waving it around as he speaks.
“Information about my spouse,” Eddie says blankly.
Buck looks confused. He flips through the pages on his clipboard. “No, look, we definitely-”
“Not Shannon,” Eddie interrupts. “My current spouse.”
Buck, understandably, looks even more confused. Then he seems to actually comprehend what Eddie is saying, and he shoots him a devastated look. “You’re- you’re married? When? To whom?”
“I… I didn’t know I was married. I don’t. I don’t think I am? But they seem to think I am. And they think…” Eddie pauses. Wets his lips. “I think… I think they think I’m married to you.”
Buck and Eddie get married the night of Chimney's bachelor party. Buck and Eddie do not know they got married the night of Chimney's birthday party. At least, they don't until months later, when Chris' new school asks Eddie for documentation of his spouse: one Mr. Buck Diaz.
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05 Oct 2025
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"I'm Buck."
"Buck," Eddie tests the name out. Buck. He likes that name. It sounds good, warm and safe and comfortingly familiar on his tongue. "You're my husband."
Buck's eyes widen, obviously surprised that Eddie remembered that. See, look? He's recovering remarkably quickly. He'll have his full memory back in no time.
"Your husband," Buck repeats and Chris, for some reason, starts giggling.
"My husband," Eddie agrees happily.
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Eddie suffers temporary amnesia after an injury at work and makes some assumptions about the nature of his and Buck's relationship.
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- Part 1 of (You Want To) Make a Memory
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02 Oct 2025
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Buck's always easy for Eddie. Which, again, is the reason why they're in this predicament. Eddie holds up his glass for Buck to clink his against. "Congratulations, Buck. You're going to be a father."
Eddie's expecting a lot of possible emotions. He's not expecting sheer horror. Buck manages to choke out, "You're dying?”
Buck's into the bargaining stage, saying that they'll talk to doctors and do everything they can for him before Eddie's brain comes back online and he interrupts Buck. "I'm pregnant."
Buck's eyes widen. That's a lot more like the reaction Eddie planned for. Hoped for, even. “Ed–Eddie.”
Eddie, for the first time all day, lets his hands settle over his stomach. Right now, there’s a baby in there. His and Buck’s.
Buck knocks Eddie up. This isn't the first time Eddie's faced an unplanned pregnancy with a best friend. He's determined not to repeat his mistakes, but that's easier said than done.
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30 Sep 2025
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“Doctor Copeland said something about making the life I wanted. That I shouldn’t just wait around for what I wanted to come to me when I could be actively seeking it out instead," said Buck.
“So you started dating?” asked Eddie quietly.
“I started looking for the person I’m going to marry.”
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OR: After moving in together, Eddie finds out Buck's been going on dates behind his back. They fight about it. Eddie sabotages some dates and talks to a priest. Then they both have some pretty big feelings.
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Alternate scenes from episodes 7-9 of my Season 9 fic. You do not have to read that to read this.Series
- Part 3 of Season 9 (The FanFic Version)
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30 Sep 2025
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“I met a lady on the call the other day, the one I pulled out of the other unit… she said she was psychic and then started talking about granting wishes. It all sounded so ridiculous, but I-I think she did something to me. I know I sound crazy, but I think I have to do whatever people tell me to.”
Buck jerks back, stands to his full height, and Eddie sees the last twenty-four hours playing through his eyes in perfect clarity, without one second of doubt. Buck believes him, instantly, wholly, without question, and Eddie suffocates the sob in his throat.
“Oh, Eddie, you’re…” Buck says, “wait, is that why you were giving that guy your number?”
“That’s your question?” He gasps through a laugh, and it’s wet and dangerous.
“Yes,” Buck says, without an ounce of remorse.
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Eddie gets the Ella Enchanted treatment.
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26 Sep 2025
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What do you do when your daughter utterly despises your brother's new boyfriend?
What do you do when every time they come to dinner, it ends up in a disaster?Turns out, you just need Eddie Diaz, child whisperer extraordinaire and, coincidentially, also madly in love with your oblivious brother.
Or, another 5+1
Five times Maddie invites Buck and his boyfriend for dinner (and it's one disaster after the other) plus one time it all goes smoothly (kinda).Bookmarked by kaden_has_no_brain
22 Sep 2025
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Picking up the summer after Bobby's death, everyone at the 118 is in a weird place. This season covers the shifting team dynamics as everyone overcomes their grief and moves on, only to find out their lives are drastically shifting once again. Filled with hardship, heartache, romance, silliness, and found family vibes, this season is a whirlwind of big emergencies, dramatic character dynamics, and humor, with a little bit of everything everyone wants to see in Season 9.
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OR: Full episode screenplays for Season 9 of 911. Written to feel exactly like the show with all the hallmarks of typical network tv, but including the added *flavour* of things fans want to see. (The goal is to fill the void that has consumed me since the Season 8 finale and make these plot lines/characters actually live up to their potential, but in a way that feels like the show would actually do it)Bookmarked by kaden_has_no_brain
07 Sep 2025
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You Can Start to Make it Better (Beautiful Beautiful Boy) by heller_castiel
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
24 Jan 2023
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Dean goes to bed with Cas on the night Jack's finally ready to reform heaven and give up his Godly powers; but before he does, he pulls Dean into heaven to bring someone back, one last time.
Or: Dean Winchester works through his mommy issues with some heavenly therapy.
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03 Sep 2025
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Dean took care of the nuns just like I thought he would, but I don't think I'm going to be sending him on any more solos soon. That one was a little tense.
Dean goes on his first ever solo hunt. He is seventeen.
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31 Aug 2025
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A tiny, sick part of Dean wants to follow along with Cas's confession, recite it simultaneously. He's got it memorized. Classic time loop bit, right? He bets Cas would stop talking too quickly, though. Maybe he could get away with it for one line. "I love you. Jinx. You owe me a beer."
It's November 5th and the record is skipping. Dean starts noticing.
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29 Aug 2025
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Cas dies and Dean starts referring to himself as a widower. This is somewhat confusing for everyone involved.
(Inspired by *that* tumblr post; linked in notes)
(Canon MCD not tagged because it's temporary)
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29 Aug 2025
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to be alive by napricot
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
17 Jul 2025
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“You’re gonna have to come in eventually,” says Sam, then he takes a deep breath and steps away from Barnes, back towards the club. “But it doesn’t have to be now.” Barnes’ eyes widen, and he goes utterly still. “I’ve got some conditions though, if I’m gonna let you go.”
A year after the helicarriers go down, Sam finds not the Winter Soldier, but Bucky Barnes, who's trying his best to live and not just survive while on the run. Sam finds him and keeps finding him, and eventually, Sam finds himself too.
An alternate take on canon where Sam and Bucky have been secretly meeting up since after CATWS.
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18 Jul 2025
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5 Times the Thunderbolts Tried to Play Cupid + 1 Time Bucky Aimed the Arrow Himself by shipsnocanoes
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
10 Jul 2025
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The Thunderbolts take it upon themselves to help Bucky with his love life... until he threatens them with death.
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14 Jul 2025
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without you I’m just another dorian gray by cicak
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 May 2021
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Sam doesn’t want to be the kind of person who googles “does super soldier serum transmit through semen”, especially with everything he knows about government surveillance, but he also has to know.
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- Part 9 of cicak's farces
- Part 8 of enjoying my own work
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06 Jul 2025
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Out of The Fog by HappyJuicyfruit
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
28 Jul 2021
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“Bucky seemed pretty resigned to his fate.”
“What is his fate?” Sam asked. “Is he in prison?”
“No, he’s at the Douglas Psychiatric Hospital upstate.”
“They had him committed?”
“He proved himself to be a danger to the people,” Dr. Raynor gave him a sad smile. “When I tried to build a case, prove that he wasn’t… there wasn’t much evidence I could gather. He doesn’t have any friends. He had two pieces of furniture, neither of which were a bed, by the way.” She shook her head. “James portrayed himself as a man who slept on the floor, lived alone, and attacked John Walker with no provocation. Of course they had him committed.”
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04 Jul 2025
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336 Grace Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11206 by redontherocks
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Captain America - All Media Types
23 Jun 2025
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Honestly, if he thinks about it, Bucky kind of does want to know what’s in the void. Especially if the void has like, five fucking minutes of peace and quiet. Not to mention Yelena’s wit is just about the only thing this odd group has going for them. She’s whip-smart, and kind, and self-sacrificing, and if Bucky thinks too long about that combination and what city they’re in he’s going to put his fist through Walker’s ugly-ass shield.
When Bucky opens his eyes, Ava and Walker are staring at him like he knows what to do. Why am I in charge? He throws up his hands. “Fine,” he mutters, feeling for the knives at his back. Surely the void won't evoke any life-changing emotions. Right?
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- Part 1 of The Tenement Contingency
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01 Jul 2025
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you're already home and you don't even know it by napricot
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Jun 2021
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Sam’s not leaving this to paperwork. Like he and Bucky are gonna be carrying around whatever medical power of attorney paperwork Dr. Raynor is thinking of while they’re on missions. No, there’s a simple solution here: if next of kin and spouses are the only ones to get speedy and full recognition as the person to talk to when one of them is incapacitated or goddamn dying in a hospital, then he and Bucky are just gonna have to be that. Next of kin is out, there’s too damn much explanation required there, and too much potential paperwork too, so that leaves spouse.
“We’re gonna get married.”
Dr. Raynor stops in the middle of the hallway. “What.”
When Bucky is seriously injured on a mission and Sam's denied any updates about his condition much less allowed to see him, Sam comes up with a plan: a let's-get-married plan. It's only practical. It definitely doesn't have anything to do with feelings, or being in love, it's just for legal reasons. Just a totally practical, partners thing.
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- Part 5 of best laid plans
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12 Jun 2025
