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Chapter 4: zrgl flir🍆😮

Summary:

everyone’s bored, klaus snaps, el matador gets mad, and Coach crashes the party

Notes:

WERE BAAAAAAAACK!!! ><

this chapter was a little hard to write at first because I haven’t touched this fic in a while, so bear with me.

wrote this instead of ‘man in the mirror’ bc I’m having writers block on that so yeah

⚠️ALSO QUICK WARNING for an unfunny suicide joke. Idk if I should even mention that bc it’s rlly light so⚠️

as with all my fics, enjoy!!! :3

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[shakes!]: I’m so bored



[NORTH‼️]: real



[klaus :3]: never have I ever…… eaten an insect



[JOE MAMA🤑🤑]: I would hope not



[shakes!]: I once tricked my sister into eating a cricket lmao



[klaus :3]: are you guys not gonna say your own never have I ever😢



[NORTH‼️]: were we supposed to



[klaus :3]: yea it was an invitation…



[NORTH‼️]: Okay. never have I ever played this game until today



[klaus :3]: awwww why :(



[NORTH‼️]: I think it’s stupid



[shakes!]: I’m so boredddd



[klaus :3]: THEN PLAY WITH ME



[NORTH‼️]: ayooooooo



[⭑El Matador⭑]: Replying to klaus :3: unpopular opinion: you should shut up



[booty tickler bo]: Not unpopular😭



[the tiger :)]: Replying to ⭑El Matador⭑: You really thought you did something there, didn’t you ?



[⭑El Matador⭑]: No one likes you❤️



[klaus :3]: you guys are actually no fun >:((

[klaus :3]: I’ve never met a group of people as unfunny and boring as you lot in my entire life!!!



[booty tickler bo]:

parents fighting


[the tiger :)]: I'm employed, what does this mean?..



[⭑El Matador⭑]: This me me doesn’t make any sense



[klaus :3]: RAHHHHHH



[shakes!]: yeah this whole thing is going nowhere😭

[shakes!]: adios



[⭑El Matador⭑]: Replying to shakes!: HEY MY CULTURE IS NOT UR COSTUME



[NORTH‼️]: Replying to booty tickler bo (image): me nd u is the kid💔



[klaus :3]: GRASGRAGSRAFAGHDKXGB



{LIKED BY NORTH‼️}: [booty tickler bo]: yeah nobody here can get along bro. they hate us cuz we just chill guys who dont rlly gaf😭😭



[NORTH‼️]: FRR





klaus :3 has changed “klaus :3”’s name to “klaus >:(”





[klaus >:(]: YOU GUYS ARENT LISTENING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!



[⭑El Matador⭑]:



[klaus >:(]: YOU NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING FUN!! YOU GUYS JUST WANNA COMPLAIN ABD BE MEAN EVERYDAY 



[NORTH‼️]: oh damn.. sorry dude



[the tiger :)]: Sorry about that, Klaus .



[⭑El Matador⭑]: Now I feel bad



[klaus >:(]: YOU SHOULD



[shakes!]: We could play another game that’s actually fun and interesting



[booty tickler bo]: how about who’s most likely too that’s always fun



[NORTH‼️]: truth or dare except everyone picks dare and we all get seriously injured is peak🔥🔥



[klaus >:(]: ok u guys can pick but only if everyone plays I don’t wanna see no ‘I’m boredd’



[the tiger :)]: we just need Rasta, Coach, Joe, and Blok



[shakes!]: I’LL SPAM THEM IN THEIR DMS RN HAH



[NORTH‼️]: SAMEEE



[klaus >:(]: yayyyy I was gonna stay mad at u guys forever



[⭑El Matador⭑]: How threataning🫢



[klaus >:(]: SHUT THE FUCK UP



[booty tickler bo]: 💀



[the tiger :)]: Oh



[⭑El Matador⭑]: EXCUSE ME

[⭑El Matador⭑]: HOW DARE YOU



[klaus >:(]: sorru I’m still a little mad😞😞🙏



[⭑El Matador⭑]: YOU AND UR WOKE AGENDA

[⭑El Matador⭑]: YALL SHOUKD BE HAPPY IM IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY





klaus >:( has changed “klaus >:(”’s name to “klaus :3”





[NORTH‼️]: Replying to ⭑El Matador⭑: what was bro even talking about😭🙏



[JOE MAMA🤑🤑]: You don’t wanna make him angry!!” ahhh

[JOE MAMA🤑🤑]: did I do the slang right?



[shakes!]: LMAO YES!!!



[klaus :3]: YAYYY HI JOE

[klaus :3]: north: GET BACK TO WOORK



[NORTH‼️]: mb bro💔



[JOE MAMA🤑🤑]: Helloo! Also how did this happen? I went to take a shower, it’s only been like 10 minutes



[⭑El Matador⭑]: ten minute shower is nasty..



[booty tickler bo]: man I’m just trying to lighten the mood round here bc I’m funny😛



[the tiger :)]: Honestly, I thought you would have been the last one here Joe

[the tiger :)]: Are you finally warming up to the technology of the 21st century ? ;)



[NORTH‼️]: CHAT I GOT BLOK🔥🔥



[blok]: zrgl flir🍆😮



[JOE MAMA🤑🤑]: Replying to the tiger :): okay I’ll admit, it can be handy at times



[⭑El Matador⭑]: Replying to blok: HUH



[booty tickler bo]: blok did u really think we wouldn’t notice🙁



[klaus :3]: can someone get Rasta plssss



[shakes!]: aye aye =D



[JOE MAMA🤑🤑]: so what are we even playing with



[the tiger :)]: we haven’t completely decided yet



[booty tickler bo]: MY BALLS





[booty tickler bo]: sorry



[Rasta]: I opened the chat and this is the first thing I see.



[klaus :3]: hiiii rastaaaaa



[booty tickler bo]: I SAID IM SORRY



[NORTH‼️]: yeah Rasta don’t bully him



{LIKED BY BLOK}: [Rasta]: That wasn’t bullying. It was a simple statement.



[klaus :3]: I don’t think coach is gonna respond.. he’s never on his phone OR he’s ignoring us bc it’s not soccer related :/



[Rasta]: Disappointing



[the tiger :)]: You don’t SOUND disappointed



[JOE MAMA🤑🤑]: So what are we actually gonna play?



[shakes!]: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

[shakes!]: HERE ME OUT LETS PLAY UNO



[booty tickler bo]: I don’t have uno

[booty tickler bo]: can’t we just play who’s most likely to☹️



[NORTH‼️]: NO T OR D



[booty tickler bo]: I’m sorry but that game is for stupid high school kids..



[NORTH‼️]: and who’s most likely to isn't?



{LIKED BY ⭑EL MATADOR⭑ & BLOK} [booty tickler bo]:

image with guy in lightning in his eyes saying very mean words

 

[NORTH‼️]: blud got mad😭



[the tiger :)]: I DID NOT EXPECT THAT



[JOE MAMA🤑🤑]: okay why did I giggle a little



[klaus :3]: guyssss we’re getting off track



[shakes!]: Yeah let’s just play uno pleaseeeeeee



[Rasta]: Replying to booty tickler bo: 💕happy universe

love urself now



{LIKED BY BOOTY TICKLER BO} [blok]: bo funnier



[booty tickler bo]: yeah!! happy universe my ass ts just a knock off😒



[Rasta]: Maybe there is something else I can do to your ass



[klaus :3]: huh



[NORTH‼️]: WHTA



[David Ledige]: Excuse me? 



[⭑El Matador⭑]: OMG HHELP



[David Ledige]: What is this? ‘You should kill yourself now’? What would provoke you to send such a thing? Especially in response to your teammate?

[David Ledige]: And ‘maybe there is something else I can do to your ass’? What exactly are you implying there, Rasta? That’s downright disgusting!

[David Ledige]: This is extremely unprofessional and overall unacceptable behavior. If imagery and words like this continue to appear in our group, I will make sure to take it down myself. Now get to bed, it’s getting late and we have practice at 7:30 am sharp.

[David Ledige]: Think before you hit send, boys.





Notes:

whoops forgot which Rasta I was writing at the end there (this is for those who know😰)

also no one is talking at the end bc they’re all scared to say the wrong thing and get lectured again :)

anyway I hoped u like the short chapter; feel free to point out any mistakes!

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