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Originally I thought this fic would be necessary in order to get my series' affairs in order. But recently I got to talking with my friend TheoryOfWeirdness, and they pointed out that there's an easier and more logical solution to the Waddles Issue -- namely, using the shrinking crystals to shrink him down to a more manageable size.
So I'm gonna go with that. This fic is no longer part of my "The One Where Gideon Works At the Mystery Shack" continuity. I would remove it from the series, but I can't figure out how. If anybody knows how to do that, help would be appreciated.
I may still write the rest of this at a later date, because I do think it's a fun premise. But for now, it's officially going on indefinite hiatus. Sorry.