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Book of Love Part 5: The Raconteur

Chapter 13: Epilogue

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When the grooms have left for another star and most of the wedding guests have gone home, a window opens onto the garden. No one sees it, but it is there, just the same. On both sides, it is nighttime. On the garden side, there are stars. Four dead souls pause to admire them, faces lifted to bathe in their remembered light.

“Wondrous,” says Eve.

Deirdre Young says, “Yes. They are.”

“We better get on,” says Peter. “Jesus said the Books are in the basement safe.”

They file in quietly, but there is no need. Adam, Arthur, and Muriel are the only ones left, and they are fast asleep. They are sprawled across an assortment of couches and chairs, some brought in by the home’s new owners, others left behind by the former ones. Dog stirs and opens his eyes, then lays his shaggy head back down, to dream of cats and Adam.

Deirdre falters next to Arthur’s chair. Mrs. Sandwich smiles at her in sympathy and says, “You stay here, love. We can handle one little Book.”

Deirdre shakes her head. “No.” She tears her eyes away from her husband and son and follows the others down the basement stairs.

Peter pulls a scrap of paper from the pocket of his jeans and glances at the combination written on it. “I’ve never opened one of these before.” He hands it to Mrs. Sandwich.

She opens the safe and pulls out the Book of Life. “We should leave them a note.”

Deirdre finds a notepad and pencil in a dusty file cabinet. She hands them to Mrs. Sandwich, who taps the pencil against her chin for a moment and starts to write. When she has finished, she puts the note in the safe with the Book of Love. This is what it says:

Dear Mr. Fell and Anthony,

Congratulations on your lovely wedding! We saw the whole thing. You both looked very handsome in your suits. Mr. Fell, that shade of light grey compliments your eyes. You should wear it more often!

Don’t be upset, dears, but we’ve taken back the Book of Life. It’s nothing against you. You’ve done a wonderful job protecting it, but it belongs with us. You can keep the Book of Love. Jesus locked the way behind him; there’s no danger of anyone falling in or getting lost again. Of course, this means you won’t be able to visit, which is a shame, because I would have liked a nice chat now and then. But it’s for the best. Our stories are still there, and yours. Read them once in a while, and don’t forget us.

Take good care of yourselves and each other. Thank you for everything you did for the world, and everything you will do.

Love,

Mrs. Sandwich

PS – Eve says she is so happy for you both, and to tell you thanks for the sword and the apple.

When the safe is closed and locked again, they return to the window. Deirdre is first to go back Home, with Mrs. Sandwich close behind. But Eve lingers in the garden.

“Coming?” Peter asks from the window frame.

“Soon,” Eve says.

Peter leaves the window open and disappears to the other side.

Eve remains a while longer, entranced by the light of one bright star, low on the horizon. The garden has an apple tree, and the fruit is just turning from green to crimson. If she had it to do all over again, she might have chosen differently. If she knew then all the sorrow and pain they would find outside Eden, she might have never left. But then, she never would have known the love that came with it.

The star twinkles down at her; the Earth feels warm and solid beneath her feet. 

Before she follows the others Home, Eve says, “I forgive you.” 

Notes:

Thank you so much for reading this fic series. I put my heart into Book of Love, and it means so much that you have taken time for it. Please let me know if you have any questions about the story. I moderate, but I would approve most comments, and I crave engagement.

So many works influenced this series in addition to Good Omens. I mentioned several of them throughout, but the core ones are The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis, Jesus and the Disinherited by Howard Thurman, and The Last Unicorn by Peter Beagle. Also, probably a bit of The Good Place and The Leftovers. I think I might be obsessed with death and mortality because these are some of my all-time favorites.

This wraps the little universe of stories I started with Mighty Rushing Wind; I don’t have plans to do any other fics in this series. (Except maybe a political drama spinning off my original characters and the friendships forged in Good Omens Goes to Washington? I don’t actually have a plot idea, just a vague notion.) I do have an idea for something canon divergent and smutty, but I probably won’t get to it until late 2025. I only started writing fics a year ago, because Good Omens Season 2 scrambled my brain. I ended up having so much fun that I’m going to try to write original fiction next.

If you need any fic recommendations, the bookmarks in my profile are some of my favorites! Always glad to hear things that you think I would like, too.

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