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Grian: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends. Until I got a dumb friend...
Grian, pointing to a shirtless Scar: I've only had Scar for an episode and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone on this server and then myself.
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ESMP 1! Joel: I have a crush on someone...
ESMP 1! Lizzie: Yeah? What are they like?
J: Well, she's funny, kind, sweet, kind of oblivious.
L: Aw, what's her name?
J: Lizzie.
L: Wow! She has the same name as me!
J: Did I mention oblivious?
L: Yep!
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DL! Pearl: 'Be the bigger person' Absolutely not, I'm murdering everyone he cares about.
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Xisuma, trying to stop the Hermits from lagging the server to death: 'Be aN aDmiN' They said. 'It'lL bE fUn' They said
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Pearl: People say I'm a perfectionist. Well, I think they just don't care enough
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Doc: I don't have trust issues, the people on this server just aren't trustworthy.
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Cub: People always ask me 'Wow, Cub, what's it like being Hermitcraft's only therapist?' Well, it's pretty great, I get to drag people to my office when they don't show up for their appointments
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Pearl: Sometimes, when I'm in the server hub, people make fun of my wings because they're burnt, so I do the rational, adult thing and ignore them.
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P: I'm just kidding, I punch them in the face.
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Xisuma, half-asleep in an admin meeting with Keralis, even more asleep, snuggling against them: So, what I'm thinking is-
Fwhip with Gem against him: Gonna cut you off there, X, who's this with you?
Xelqua, with Jimmy perched on a shelf in the background while Pearl and Martyn yell at him to get down: Yeah, these meetings are very high clearance y'know.
Xisuma: Oh? Keralis? He's my friend. I couldn't get him off me. Trust me, he'll keep his mouth shut. Now as I was saying-
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Doc: When I first met you, I thought you were weird. And annoying.
Ren: And?
Doc: And you are.