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Chapter 11

Summary:

Alexander: littlelion_
John L: Artistic_0turtle
Laf: Lafayeet
Herc: SUPERsecretSpY
Thomas: Teeej
James M: MadHatter
Eliza: chronicallyhelpless
Peggy: andME
Angelica: LondonSister
Aaron: ABurr
Maria: cherryredlipstick
John Church: JC

Notes:

A/n: if anything is inconsistent lmk because I haven't updated in a while 🤞🤞🤞 also tysm for those who have stuck with this without any updates. Lysm. Any typos are usuallyyyyy intentional. 🦅🦅🦅🦅

Enjoy!!!

slight cw a character in this makes a gen z type joke about self-die. for spoilers/more explanation check end notes

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

college sucjs:

(3:29 AM)

littlelion_ is online

littlelion_: im sick of this shit i dint wanna do this mo more 

Artistic_0turtle is online

Artistic_0turtle: why isthat lmao

Artistic_0turtle: whats wrong xd why are you up so early

littlelion_: who told me it was a  good idea to do hree majos

littlelion_: bcuz they were sutoic af

littlelion_: stupi*

littlelion_: stulid*

littlelion_: s t u p i d*

littlelion_: imma kms

Teeej is online

Teeej: and you call me the drama queen? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

littlelion_: no one asked for ur ipi uon

littlelion_: opinion

Teeej: stfu and go to sleep alex its literally three in the morning.

littlelion_: dont tell me what to do


Private Messages (littlelion_ + cherryredlipstick):

(4:17 AM)

littlelion_: how many energy drinsk do u think would i be able to dirbk begor ei die

littlelion_: lmao i. lime shaking en is that normal

littlelion_: just a lil tingly slsbdikesn

littlelion_: fuckin lvoe tedbill dud.e

littlelion_: reduill*

littlelion_: i give yp

littlelion_: on life ayooooo anywadjks nighty nighhtht

(7:39 AM)

cherryredlipstick is online

cherryredlipstick: uhm alex what the actual fuck is wrong with you

littlelion_: so muxh

cherryredlipstick: i can see that


SMFDR Poly:

(9:15 AM)

Teeej is online

Teeej: jem i forgot my debate notebook in the dorm o  my desk cannu grab it for me plsssss (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

MadHatter is online

MadHatter: of course love. anything else?

Teeej: and maybe a tylenol. hamilton is probebly gonna give me a headache today after the all nighter he liejly pulled last night

MadHatter: understood. gotcha <333

Teeej: ue the best 

MadHatter: ik

ABurr is online

ABurr: Do we know who supplies Alex with the energy drinks? /genq And if so, can we tell them to please stop??? /hj 

ABurr: It has become a slight health concern. /hj

Teeej: lmao yeah but their late night redbull rants are kinda funny ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

MadHatter: tom thats not

MadHatter: nevermind


#SchuylerSisters

chronicallyhelpless is online

chronicallyhelpless: hey pegs

chronicallyhelpless: hows that accent coming along

andME is online

andME: stfu i still cant believe he blocked me

andME: like im the awesomest person ever

andME: angie tell ur bf to unblock me pls

andME: pls

andME: pls

LondonSister is online

LondonSister: what do u want

LondonSister: no im not doing that

LondonSister: i already had to listen to his rant for thirty minutes about ignorant americans trying to imitate "his people" 

LondonSister: so no i wont

andME: but ive seriously improved it i swear i just need one more chance

LondonSister: in two weeks?

andME: mhm

andME: pls pls pls 

andME: pls

LondonSister: ill ask him but im not making any promises.

andME: deal 🦅🦅

LondonSister: why tf did u send the eagle

andME: because ehy not eagles are cool as fuck dude 🦅🦅🦅🦅


Private Messages (LondonSister + JC)

LondonSister: peggy wanted to have a redo

LondonSister: she wants to prove herself and claims she has improved 

JC is online

JC: in two weeks?

LondonSister: thats what i said but she insisted

JC: sigh

JC: if she pulls another crappy insulting accent im going to lose my mind

LondonSister: yeah

LondonSister: i know

JC: this better be good


Private Messages (Artistic_0turtle + Lafayeet):

(6:37 PM)

Artistic_0turtle is online

Artistic_0turtle: have u seen hercules at all today

Lafayeet: he was up and walking around this morning

Lafayeet: he doesnt have class today so he would be home alone when i went leave.

Artistic_0turtle: he has just seemed off recently

Artistic_0turtle: im worried that hes repressing bc of alex

Artistic_0turtle: like hes worried ab what he'll think amd stuff

Lafayeet: its understanding mon amour. alex does not know of hercules so our love is being much careful

Artistic_0turtle: ik i just wish he were more comfortable opening up to *us* ab it at least

Lafayeet: john he just told even us only months ago . it may take more time 

Artistic_0turtle: ur right 

Artistic_0turtle: im sorry

Lafayeet: nononon non dont be sorry, mon amour

Lafayeet: it is okay and natural to worry

Lafayeet: im worried too. we just must wait for herc to come to us in his own time, yes?

Artistic_0turtle: alright. love you I'll be home soon and ill check in on him gently if hes still awake

Lafayeet: sounds good. im bringing food home so dont worry about dinner

Artistic_0turtle: k <333

Notes:

alex uses the acronym "k*s" in a dramatic and sarcastic way
alex also claims he wants to "give up on life", again dramatically and sarcastically.

stay safe out there guys ✨✨✨

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