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Chaos in a Box
10:56 AM August 27
Timmy: so scjool tomorow
Scott <3: ugh don’t remind me
King’s Hand: first day is always chill tho
Timmy: syill dont wanna fo
Tall Woman: you and me both jimmy
Tall Woman: I will drag you with me
Pearl: we all will
Timmy: >:((
Tango: it’s ok jim we can skip together
Tango: i’m the one with the car anyway
Impy: do not trust him in the car
Skizz: I am the driver
Skizz: Top just owns it
Tango: well dont tell him that
Timmy: tango i d o not truht you in a csr
Pesky Bird: i have been in a car while he was driving. never again.
Cleo: Who let you get your license?
Tango: the dmv?????
Cleo: Thats not
Cleo: Nevermind
BITES
11:02 AM
T: skizz ur still coming over tomorrow morning to drive right
S: yeah dude
T: great who needs a ride ???
E: I do.
I: please
B: :D
T: -_-
T: someones going in the middle
S: BDUBS
E: Bdubs is shortest.
I: i think we all know
B: JERKS
T: maybe grow a little
Chaos in a Box
11:05 AM
King’s Hand: can anyone give me a ride Ren bailed
King’s Hand: and im not getting on the fucking bus
Scott <3: I think me and Gem have a seat available
Gem: that we do!
King’s Hand: great, can i just walk over
Scott <3: ofc
Mumbo: What’s wrong with the bus?
King’s Hand: you cannot be serious
Mumbo: I’m always serious
King’s Hand: mumbo those buses smell like shit
King’s Hand: and they are bumpy
King’s Hand: and theres always that one couple in the back
Scott <3: cough joel and lizzie
Short Man: WHAT
Short Man: NO
Short Man: WE WOULD NEVER
Short Man: We ride in a car anyway
Scott <3: yeah im sure you do
Tall Woman: scott.
Short Man: AFHIHFHJSDFDSYGYOSAP
Short Man: SCOTT IM GOING TO RUN YOU OVER
Tall Woman: you really should stop provoking him
Scott <3: aw but its so fun
Tall Woman: he will actually hurt you
Scott <3: i’ll be fine
Timmy: i’ll foght ihm off for yo
Scott <3: you would lose but i appreciate it <3
Timmy: :(
Timmy: <3
Tall Women: OH MY GOD O_o
Scott <3: ????
Gem: liz calm down
Operation Polyamory
11:13 AM
Lizzie: HOW ARE THEY SO DUMB
Geminitay: i literally told you to calm down
Pearl: jimmy is so dense
Lizzie: TANGO OFERED TO SKOP W HIM AND SCOTT HAS BEEN FLIRTUNH FOR AGES
Martyn: im with lizzie here
Martyn: i cant deal with the pining
Smallishbeans: i think i should be able to run scott over befoe he does anything with ny best friend >:((
Lizzie: JIMMY HAS TO REALIXE
ImpulseSV: tango just texted BITES asking about dating advise
Skizzleman: if i knew anything id have a boyfriend
ImpulseSV: same dude
Gem: :eyes:
Pearl: :eyes:
Smallishbeans: ???
Smallishbeans changed their name to Macho man
Macho man: babe calm down
Lizzie: im calm
Lizzie: just got a little upset
Lizzie: its fine
Martyn: i dont think ive ever seen you like that lizzie
Lizzie: joels rubbing off on me
Martyn: i was waiting for scott to make a joke but he isnt here
Pearl: HAH
Lizzie: martyn joel told me your on the hit list too
Martyn: oh he can hit if he wants ;)
Macho man: NOT THAT KINDA HIT DUMBASS
Chaos in a Box
7:23 PM
Tall woman: does anyone want to come to our house for a sleepover??
Mumbo: the night before school?????
Tall woman: my mother is surprisingly chill
Short man: ill be there <3
Tall woman: joel ur already here
Short man: ok and
Scott <3: i can probably come
Scott <3: dunno about gem tho
Gem: i want to get sleep
Pearl: but gemmmmmyyyy
Gem: ….ill think about it
Pearl: :D
Tango: cant :(((
Tango: gotta drive BITES tomorrow
Skizz: same
Imp: i dont think any of BITES can go
Short man: @etho you should come
Etho: Sorry Joel.
Short man: ugh
Tall woman: :eyes:
Short man: ???? babe what
Etho changed their name to Eefo
Eefo: It felt necessary.
King’s Hand: me and ren can probably come
Scott <3: yeah we know
King’s Hand: you would know scott
Scott <3: :3
Timmy: yay !!!!!!
Cleo: im having a flare up i can barely move lol
Cleo: so no
Scott <3: do you need anything :(((
Pearl: cleo do you need help ???
Cleo: nah im good lol
Cleo: thanks guys
Pearl: text us if you do
Pearl: I will steal lizzie’s car
Tall woman: its not stealing if i let you
Pearl: it sounds cooler if I say i stole it
Tall woman: no
Pesky bird: @mumbo @scar can you guys come
Mumbo: sorry grian, I have a redstone thing i need to finish
Scar: G i have the thing with pizza :(((
King’s Hand: pizza???
Scar: my hampster!!!!!! <3333
Scar: why is it not spelled that way
Pesky bird: i remember ugh
Tall woman: ok so we got joel scott gem martyn and ren
Tall woman: anyone missing
Short man: lizzie grian pearl and jimmy
Tall woman: they all live here
Short man: i basically do and you still put me there
Scott <3: why do you sleep there so often
Short man: ur jusr jealous
Short man: that i get to cuddle my girlsfrined and you dont get to cuddle your boyfriend
Short man: idiot
Scott <3: ??????????????????????
Scott <3: i dont even
Tall woman: ok joel chill
Scott <3: have a bf??
Timmy: who is it :O
Scott <3: no one jimothy
Timmy: notrd
King’s hand: squints
Timmy: can we kixk tjem out for rolwplau!!!!
Timmy: eplaseeee
King’s hand: blinks
King’s hand: never
Timmy: STO PPP P P PPPPP
King’s hand: never >:)
Timmy: uninveted
Tall woman: he’s still invited jim
Timmy: what the heck
Short man: you can swear jimmy
Short man: like this
Short man: fuck
Timmy: no
Tall woman: did B ever reply????
Pesky bird: he rarely does
Tall woman: that mysterious mysterious man
Pesky bird: truly <3
B: that i am
Pesky bird: :OOO
B: always watching……..
Tall woman: unsettling
Pearl: i feel like im going to look out the window and b is gonna be there
B: look out the window
Pearl: omg b is here
Pesky bird: WJAT
Tall woman: i can hear him climbing through the window
Tall woman: pearl is laughing
Skizz: was goin on
B: im being mysterious
Skizz: as normal
B: <3
B has changed their name to Mystery
Pearl: mystery has told me he is staying the night
Tall woman: acceptable
Mystery: it better be
Scott laughed at the failed attempt from Joel to whack him, spilling a bit of his water onto the couch. He wiped it away half-heartedly, joining in the laughter around the group even if he didn’t hear the joke. The seven of them (because Gem, Pearl and BigB were all upstairs having their own version of a sleepover) were sitting across the living room, awake far too late in the evening to be even remotely focused on the first day tomorrow. Joel was sitting on the arm of the couch, with Scott leaning on Jimmy. Martyn and Ren were squished onto the same chair, basically sitting on each other. Grian sat by himself, keeping quiet mostly. Lizzie had been sitting, but now she was next to Joel, trying to calm him from murdering Scott.
He closed his eyes, leaning even more weight on Jimmy, who wrapped an arm around him. “You doin’ okay?”
“Hmm?” Scott hummed, looking up sleepily. “Yeah, yeah, just tired.”
“You could sleep.”
“Don’t wanna.”
“Fine, be whiny about it.”
Scott frowned, bumping Jimmy’s shoulder with his head. “‘M not.”
“You could sleep on me.”
Void, Jimmy didn’t know what he was doing to him, did he? Scott was aware of every part of them that was touching, every small breath of Jimmy’s chest and his own. Somehow they had synced up. Scott put his water cup down on the ground and threw his full weight onto his friend.
They fell back onto the couch together, and Scott laid his head down. “Like this?”
Jimmy chuckled. “Not exactly what I was thinking.” Scott buried his face into Jimmy’s shoulder, pretending to fall asleep. Honestly, he probably could if he tried. It wasn’t the least comfortable he had ever been while laying down, that was for sure. Jimmy wrapped his arms around him, settling them on the small of his back. Scott could pass away right there of happiness.
Operation Polyamory
11:35 PM
Lizzie: gem you better get down here
Gem: are they being gay??
Lizzie: yes
Gem: then I don’t want too
Lizzie: [A picture of Scott and Jimmy snuggling from her perspective]
Gem: i literally just said i dont wanna see lizzie
Somehow, Scott actually drifted off, lulled to sleep by Jimmy’s heartbeat and voice. He’s brought back out of it by a shake at his shoulder. Scott hummed questioningly, not opening his eyes.
“Gotta get off, Scott,” Jimmy grunted. “If you’re gonna sleep, you should somewhere else.”
“Mmmmghh,” was all he could manage back.
“Go upstairs, you can lay in my bed.”
“Will you be there?”
“Not yet.”
“Then no.” He was being difficult, but Scott didn’t want to let go of Jimmy. He was comfy and warm and maybe he was being selfish, but this might be the only time he could really, truly be close to the man.
“Scoooooott.”
“Jimmyyyyyy.”
“Get a room!” Martyn shouted across the living room, making everyone else laugh.
“Least I’m not publicly announcing sleeping with my boyfriend,” Scott muttered more to Jimmy than anything, who chuckled. “He can deal with two friends cuddling.”
“Ya hear that Martyn?” Jimmy asked. He was rubbing his hand up and down Scott’s back and Scott was going to go insane. He was going to go insane if Jimmy kept going and he would go insane if he stopped. “You can deal with a little PDA.”
“Most PDA guy I know.” Jimmy laughed again at Scott’s words.
“I’m sure you could beat him.” He was going to die. Jimmy had turned his head and whispered in his ear, just soft enough for Scott to hear. His breath was warm and his lips were so close, Scott could just turn his head and—
“Is that a challenge?”
“You’re tired.”
“Everything’s a challenge when I’m tired.”
“Okay,” Jimmy rolled over, somehow pulling Scott to his feet. He wrapped an arm around his waist, supporting him as they walked away from the group together. “Time for sleeping.”
“M’kay.” Scott followed him up the stairs and past Pearl’s room, where Gem and Pearl and BigB were sitting on the floor, leaning over something, and into Jimmy’s room. He didn’t really take in the appearance of the room, just the abundance of colors. Posters, paintings, decorations pushed into every corner. It was messy, but in a charming way, full of water bottles and crumbled doodles.
Jimmy laid him down on his bed, pulling the covers over him before Scott sat up again.
“Wait. I gotta take off my binder.”
Jimmy turned away as Scott slipped his hands into his shirt and pulled his binder off, threading it through his neckline and throwing it off to the side somewhere. “Done.” Jimmy turned back, watching him pull the blankets over himself once more. Jimmy’s blankets were scratchy but not so much it annoyed him.
“G’night Jimmy.”
“Night, Scott.”
Operation Polyamory
11:52 PM
Macho Man: im going to kil jimmy scott is literakly in his bed
Macho Man: just go kiss the guy
Pearl: you know he wont
