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    Rhoam had called him a knight. Then he called him Your Highness. But what was Link a prince of? (Assuming he even was, assuming Rhoam wasn’t screwing with his head for Link’s disrespect). He wasn’t Prince of Hyrule, surely. Was he…not from Hyrule?

    It all made his head ache.

    “Zelda?” he asked aloud. “Was he serious?”

    There was no answer. Just the wind.

    Link grabbed the paraglider. He wouldn’t get any answers in these ruins. He needed to get off this plateau at last.

    He’d follow the slate. He’d find Impa.

    And then he’d find whoever gave him his locket.

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    100 years ago, the Great Calamity ravaged Hyrule. In the chaos, Princess Mipha and her husband, Prince Link, lost their lives.
    Until Link rose from the Shrine of Resurrection that is.
    Needless to say, the Zora aren't too happy about their amnesiac prince wandering the country alone. It looks like he'll need a guard...

    OR: Link and Mipha were married. He's joined by some over-protective friends on his quest to save Hyrule.

    (Also known as Sidon, Bazz and Rivan being the best hype men and bodyguards ever. No, Sidon absolutely does not have Dorephan's permission to be here.)

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    26 Nov 2025

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    Link wakes up. Journeys across the world. Defeats Calamity.

    Link wakes up.

    Again. And Again. And Again.

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    21 Oct 2025

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    talk your talk and go viral (i just need this love spiral) and the greatest of luxuries (is your secrets) are the main fic and sequel (solangelo-centric)! if you want you could start with talk your talk and greatest of luxuries and then go into the side fics, but this is the order i would recommend reading in:

    talk your talk and go viral
    still hoping that the fire won't burn me - valgrace side fic
    the greatest of luxuries (ch. 1-11)
    forever going with the flow - fierrochase side fic
    the greatest of luxuries (ch. 12-14)
    you don't need to save me - shelper side fic
    the greatest of luxuries (ch. 15-20)
    still look at you - rachel side fic
    the greatest of luxuries (ch. 21-22)
    i wish i could un-recall - pollen side fic
    the greatest of luxuries (ch 23)
    who's gonna stop us - pollen side fic
    the greatest of luxuries (ch 24)
    my mind forgets to remind me - valgrace side fic
    got my past frozen behind glass - thalia side fic
    the greatest of luxuries (ch 25-27)
    passed down like folk songs - apollo side fic

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    16 Mar 2025

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    You may know Odysseus as the epic hero from Ancient Greece, the king of Ithaca who sailed 20 years to get back home! But in this story he is a bit…..different to say the least.
    Meet Odysseus the 30-something year old assistant manager at McWinions one of the most prominent fast food chains in the world, watch as this Odysseus tries to overcome the trials and tribulations of being a father and McWinions worker. From bad work practices to annoying customers, will Odysseus be able to overcome it all and be able to make it to his son’s 16th birthday party?

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    28 Jan 2025

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    'What If' scenarios for the Frayed Feathers AU. I would highly recommend reading "I'll Be Home With Frayed Feathers" first if you haven't already, otherwise you may be a bit confused. Other than that I hope you are willing to give these silly little scenarios a chance!

    Now Including:
    1. Poseidon discovering Odysseus's wings early and making the wrong conclusions
    2. Zeus giving the choice to somebody else and the aftermath of said choice
    3. A look at how poorly things could have gone for Odysseus as a child when his wings first grew
    4. A very long, dramatic and fluffy alternate version of how Odysseus and Penelope met and fell in love
    5. A less than ideal reunion between Odysseus and Hermes on Calypso's island
    6. Hermes trying, and failing, to keep Odysseus a secret from the other gods

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    16 Jan 2025