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[my coven <3]
[FOUR MEMBERS ARE ONLINE]
pyro🔥: HELP
pyro🔥: HELP
pyro🔥: HELP
pyro🔥: HELP GUYS IM SO SCREWED HELPPPPP
hot scott💅: omg i was hunting what.
pyro🔥: IM ACTUALLY ABOUT TO BE FOUND OUT GUYS HELP
shelbyy~^w^: wait waht???
[village choas]
clEo: Okay @Everyone, we're having a town meeting! Most of the town are meeting at the meeting hall, but because some people are who knows where we'll have it partially online
saus: martyn stop playing games we're having a serious town meeting
[my coven <3]
pyro🔥: HELP I WAS INT HE MEETING HALL TO TRY AND SNOOP AND WHATEVER BUT THERE WAS NOBODY THERE SO I WAS ABOUT TO LAEVE
[village choas]
smooth brain: hey! stfu snitch no im nto
pearly-pop :3 : GUYS just cause this meeting is mostly online doesn't mean you can mess around.
[my coven <3]
pyro🔥: BUT THEN THEY ALL JUST RADNOLMY WLAKEDIN AND NOW THEYRR BLCOKING THE ONKY EIXT AND MY IMVOS IS BOUAT RUNNOIT
[village choas]
pearly-pop :3 : martyn im looking at you.
smooth brain: okay rude
[my coven <3]
filthy liar: Sorry what's the point youre trying to make? I don't understand
shelbyy~^w^: pyro i can't understand you too many typos
pyro🔥: MY INVISIBILITY IS ABOUT TO RUN OUT AND IM TRAPED WITH HALF THE TOWN, ABOUT TO BE REVEALED AAS A VAMPIRE
hot scott💅: oh that is not good.
[village choas]
clEo: Guys I mean this in the most respectful way possible, but can everybody please shut the hell up? The only reason this is mostly online is because we don't want anybody not present to miss out
dr. liar: Yes, make sure we're behaving rationally and respectfully
saus: martyn are you f*cking playing fortnite?
[my coven <3]
filthy liar: Pyro you are so screwed
hot scott💅: wait whats fortnite
pyro🔥: can we not talk about that right now?
pyro🔥: my invis is LITERALLY ABOUT TO RUN OUT IN LIKE TWO MINUTES MAX AND THEN EVERYOBDYS GONNA SEE IM A VAMPIRE
hot scott💅: oh not good
shelbyy~^w^: oh no this is very very very bad we're all screwed
[village choas]
smooth brain: NO IM NOT SHUT UP STOP SPYING ON ME
avid diva✨: guys wheres scott
clEo: I don't know, does it matter?
avid diva✨: why isn't he here tho???
pearly-pop :3 : where's ren? where's shelby? half the town isn't here, does it matter if scott specificallly isnt here?
avid diva✨: yes actually its very important
[my coven <3]
hot scott💅: well crap. this is not good
pyro🔥: they keep mOVING. i stoppe dbreathing like two mintues ago but im like squished against a wall and trying as hard as i can to not accidentlly bump into anyone but seriously theyre blocking the only exit and i have maybe a miunte and a half max before my invsibility fades
shelbyy~^w^: you have to get out of ther NOW or they'll all see
pyro🔥: tha't s what im TRYING TO SYA
[village choas]
log: cause you like him?
avid diva✨: WAHT NO
avid diva✨: NO NUH UH THATS NOT WAHT I MEANT
saus: lmao
smooth brain: hah
[my coven <3]
hot scott💅: ok we need a plan before this all goes to hell. wher eis everybody?
shelbyy~^w^: hunting. near the lake
filthy liar: Mining. Really deep underground. I actually don't know how I have service
hot scott💅: okay im like a few minutes away from town. we need some sort of distraction to get everyone out from the building, or at least away from teh doors so pyro can escape
pyro🔥: guys hurry up like a minute left before it runs out!!!
[village choas]
avid diva✨: I JUST MEANT LIEK ITS A LITLE SUSPICIOSU HE ISNT HERE
clEo: Avid I swear to the holy spirits if you say something about Scott being a vampire I will not hesitate to punch you
avid diva✨: JEEZ YOU LOOKED AT ME REALLY MENACINGLY AS YOU SENT THAT
clEo: I don't make empty threats
[my coven <3]
pyro🔥: GUYS HURRY UP IM GONNA BE SEEN IDK WHAT TO DOOO
filthy liar: Have you considered massacring the entire town so we dont have to deal with this nonsense?
hot scott💅: ugh fine screw it. i'll make a distraction of some kind. we'll see how this works
[village choas]
hot scott💅: i was mentioned?
log: lmao scotts just been summoned
hot scott💅: yes. yes i have. also whats happening rn i need the deets
pearly-pop :3 : mostly just arguing about vampires and fortnite when we're meant to be having an important town discussion. the usual
[my coven <3]
hot scott💅: very tempted to commit arson as a distraction attempt but unfortunately. vampire rules. not supposed to do that
pyro🔥: guys im actually screwed theres liek less than a minute left IM GONNA BE SEEN
[village choas]
hot scott💅: where are you guys btw
pearly-pop :3 : the meeting hall. why?
hot scott💅: oh :/ i dont really like it in there. its too hot cause thers like no ventilation. also for a town meeting hall, its not even big enough to hold the whole town. idk why anyone meets in there
hot scott💅: why not just meet outside? theres literally no reason to be in such a crappy room when you could be in the slightly less crappy outside
clEo: Never thought I'd see the day when Scott Goldsmith is advocating for being outside in the dirt rather than inside.
hot scott💅: what can i say? im a changed man and because of that you should listen to me and leave cause i dont want to go in there its so hot
clEo: I highly doubt you've changed.
[my coven <3]
pyro🔥: theres no point anymore guys. theres like less than twenty seconds left until i'm seen. thanks for trying ig. we're all about to be revealed…
filthy liar: o.o
shelbyy~^w^: oh no…
[village choas]
log: anyway, can we actually get back on topic? we've been discussing nothing but nonsense for like this entire meeting
clEo: YES
dr. liar: Yes please.
pearly-pop :3 : thank you someone actually said it. where were we again?
[my coven <3]
pyro🔥: it's about to run out…
[village choas]
clEo: Now anyway, as we were saying befowishcbzsunud
pearly-pop :3 : OH MY GOD
smooth brain: WAIT NOO WHAT THE F*CK
saus: OH GOD
[my coven <3]
pyro🔥: OH MY GOD. THERES NO WAY.
shelbyy~^w^: what's happening??
pyro🔥: it. it CANT be. is that…
[village choas]
clEo: eVERYBODY GET OUT NOW IT S THE GOD DAMN SPIDER
avid diva✨: OH MY GOD THE FREKSING SPIDERS BACK INN PGONNA CRYYY
avid diva✨: GET THAT THING AWYA FORM MEEE
log: OH HOLY JESUSS ITS SO BIG IN REAL LIFE EVERYSBODY OUT.
saus: AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHYS IT SO HUGE
[my coven <3]
pyro🔥: itS THE GOD DAMN SPUDER AGAIN
filthy liar: wHAT
shelbyy~^w^: ???
hot scott💅: SPIDER JOHN???
[village choas]
log: holy sh*t i think avid's gonna have a panic attack did anybody see where he went?
avid diva✨: ashdnshdinux SPIDER
clEo: If there's anybody else in the building get out NOW I don't know HOW the thing it's that big…
hot scott💅: NO WAY! SPIDER JOHN HAS REAPPEARED
saus: that thing is gonna give me nightmares for YEARS
[my coven <3]
pyro🔥: they. they all left and my invis runs out in like two seconds…
pyro🔥: oh my god. none of them saw me. that damn spider actually saved my life
hot scott💅: I KNEW IT SEE I TOLD YOU SPIDER JOHN IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
pyro🔥: usually i'd deny it. but… it just saved my life. so, thanks i guess, little spider
pyro🔥: actually scratch that, there is NO universe in which that can be considered little…
[village choas]
avid diva✨: ah
clEo: Well that was a horrible town meeting
pearly-pop :3 : HOW WAS THAT SPIDER SO BIG
smooth brain: aw crap i dropped my phone :/ it has a crack in the screen now cause i was so surprised at the spider
log: guys where's my roommate i need to calm him down before he possibly dies
avid diva✨: w. why was it so big..
log: oh no
hot scott💅: guys hold up i'm coming to go grab him
clEo: dont you DARE bring that thing closer to us
saus: honestly that thing deserves to be put in a fire
hot scott💅: IF ANY OF YOU TOUCH MY BABY BOY I WILL MURDER EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU IN COLD BLOOD
smooth brain: jesus dude
hot scott💅: im not kidding.
avid diva✨: hlep chest hrts. can't breth
log: sh*t IM COMIGN AVID
hot scott💅: OH MY GOD SPIDER JOHN :D HES BEAUTIFUL
saus: that thing could KILL US ALL IF IT WANTED TO
hot scott💅: yea he probably could heh. i love him sm <3
[my coven <3]
shelbyy~^w^: wait does this mean i get to meet spider john?
hot scott💅: ofc :D he wants to meet you !
pyro🔥: actually i kind of want to meet him now, too. i mean, he saved my life pretty much
hot scott💅: he'd be happy to meet you :)
filthy liar: Oh god all of you are weirdos
hot scott💅: hey you should be THANKING spider john. without him we wouldn't see another day before the townsfolk started hunting us with garlic and silver
filthy liar: Doesn't change the fact all of you are worshipping a spider
hot scott💅: a spider who brings nothing but joy
[village choas]
avid diva✨: i'm gonna pass out
log: HOLY SH*T YOU ACTUALLY ARE