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armstrong: hey hey hey
armstrong: we getting together for practice tonight?
nonepizzawithleftkeith: how do you have so much stamina
nonepizzawithleftkeith: im still tired from yesterday
twintwin: I agree! I think we should take a break. :000
shirolebeouf: I'd be okay with practicing, even if its just a little while
hunkules: same!!!!!!!!!
armstrong: yall are ridiculous! if were gonna drag zarkons dumb face through the mud tomorrow we need to get as much time in as possible!
hunkules: ok. but. we could not practice for four hours daily???????
shirolebeouf: yeah yesterday was kinda rough.
armstrong: but we;re stronger bc of it
pidgeotto: we're also lifeless and sore because of it.
armstrong: point taken
armstrong: ufggghhhhhh i just wanna beat them. did we even find out their team name??
hunkules: yes and i wish we would have thought of it!!!!!!!!!!!!
alluring: what is it?
hunkules: sons of pitches
pidgeotto: ITS A PUN
armstrong: i want to slap zarkon in the face
armstrong: also food. lets eat if we;re not gonna practice tongiht
twintwin: I get off at 8:30 tonight!
armstrong: ughhhhhhhhhhhh im so hungry coran ur makin us wait so long
armstrong: i mean im still gonna wait for u but. :/
twintwin: i will hurry so we can leave right away!!
hunkules: where are we going?
armstrong: let'ss go see your girlfriend!!!!!!!!
hunkules: SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hunkules: besides, she's not working tonight.
armstrong: EVEN BETTER
armstrong: INVITE HER
hunkules: i can't do that!!!!!! we just met!!!!!!!! how do i even ask!!!!!!!!!! she doesnt want to go out with me and my friends!!!!!!!!!!!111
pidgeotto: just say 'sup lets get somefood'
pidgeotto: guaranteed to work, 100% success rate
hunkules: nooooooooooo be real shes like. so cute and nice and funny all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hunkules: i cant just ask her to dinner!!!!!!!!!1
alluring: isn't this good?
alluring: now you can ask her out to dinner, but since it's with friends it won't seem like a date!
twintwin: Win/win! It's perfect. :0
hunkules: i guess. maybe.
hunkules: ok. im gonna ask her!!!!!!!!!
nonepizzawithleftkeith: its cute that hunks so smitten
pidgeotto: its cute that you said the word cute
nonepizzawithleftkeith: i can be cute sometimes
armstrong: HA!
armstrong: MY TIME HAS COME
nonepizzawithleftkeith: whatever youre about to do, don't
armstrong has sent the image: drooling.png
nonepizzawithleftkeith: you took pics of me sleeping?
nonepizzawithleftkeith: i cant believe you
nonepizzawithleftkeith: actually I can believe that youd do this
armstrong: look how cute yo are!!!!!!1
armstrong: how could i resist that face
nonepizzawithleftkeith: alright, you asked for this
nonepizzawithleftkeith has sent the video: karaoke-night.mov
armstrong: DELETE THAT THIS INSTANT YOU MONSTER
nonepizzawithleftkeith: lance tried to justify the awful singing into the hairbrush and dancing cliche by saying he had watched hairspray a few hours earlier
armstrong: ok cabrón lets take this outside
hunkules: ive seen many things like this back when i lived with lance but. this might take the cake
pidgeotto: i wish i could frame videos
hunkules: we could put it in our living room!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pidgeotto: and then throw a party so everyone could see it
hunkules: yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
armstrong: or not
shirolebeouf: that's. exactly something I'd expect from Lance. I can't even be surprised.
armstrong: dad why are yuo like this
alluring: No! don't call him dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!
armstrong: but mooooooooom
alluring: no buts!!!!!!!!!!!!!
armstrong: I hate this family