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@Gotham Gazette✅
Gotham’s Billionaire Couple Live on Gotham Tonight! Stay tuned for more updates!
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Comments (10.6k):
@gotham_sucks_4_ya
OMG YAYYYYYY😍😍😍
@onlyingotham
Wonder what the tea gonna be
@Mr&MrsWayneplsadoptme
Are they gonna announce about finally adopting me?!
@HarlsQueenie
@IvyQueenie I bet ya 50 bucks they'll announce another pregnancy
@IvyQueenie
Sure, but I won't let you get away when you lose
@HarlsQueenie
Ur so on babe<3
@Richie_mylabs<3
HOLY SHIT MY SUGARPLUMSWEETIEPIE IS ON THE COMMENTS!!! NOTICE ME @DickieBirdie 😍😍😍😍
@DickieBirdie✅
Can I at least invite my friends at the Manor @BruceWayne_Official @HalJordan-W ?
@HalJordan-W✅
Sure thing! Alfred needs all the helping hands he could exploit<3
@BruceWayne_Official✅
You may but please, don't get too rowdy.
@DickieBirdie✅
Yay:D
@TimD-Wayne✅
They're definitely gonna announce to the entire world that we're having another sibling rather than telling us first.
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
No shit sherlock timbit
@CassieWayne✅
Baby number 11 💕
@BarbaraG
I'm still surprised they're THIS active
@PurpleStephie
Good thing I'm an only child lmao
@BarbaraG
Honestly same🤝
@PurpleStephie
Only child's sticking tgt🤝
@Duke_of_Wayne✅
The manor is almost full 😭
@DickieBirdie✅
Aww don't be like that! Mom n dad make cute kids together :3
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
Stfu dickhead this family had more than enough mouths to feed
@DickieBirdie✅
They had the money for every unplanned babies tho it's not like we're the ones paying, we are freeloaders 🫶🫶
@Duke_of_Wayne✅
I hate to admit ur right about the literal money part
@JackJordan
It's a pregnancy announcement, isn't it?
@Jimmy_Jordan
Definitely a pregnancy announcement. I wonder when will they be normal about announcing it
“Welcome everyone to Gotham Tonight!” the program host greets the audience with eagerness. “I'm your host, Rebecca McCallister, and here with our special guests tonight!”
The crowd cheers.
Rebecca, “Let us greet Gotham’s Crown Prince and his lovely Consort, Bruce Wayne and Hal Jordan-Wayne!”
The couple waves at the crowd, sitting next to each other in a love seat.
Bruce, “I think calling us royalties would be a bit too much, Ms. Rebecca.”
Rebecca simply chuckles at someone above her paygrade, “How is it too much when it's true?” she stated, “Won't you be inclined to agree, Mrs. Wayne?” playfully winks at the omega.
Hal laughs, “I mean, why not? We can be called as one with this big guy's paycheck.”
Bruce, “You do love being fawn over, dearest.”
Hal, “Thanks to you, I won't have to work for it.” sliding a finger to the alpha's chin towards him, taking a peck on those lips.
Fuck, PDA.
Rebecca awed the scene, her brows met together with her smile widening, “You two are so sweet together! I wish I had that for myself!”
Bruce chuckles, “You will have your turn in due time.” his hand took Hal’s, massaging the knuckles.
Rebecca, “I sure do hope so!” taking a moment as she wiped an imaginary tear away. “Tonight, Gotham had the most important question they've been wondering. Would you like to hear it out?
Hal hums, “Shoot away. That better be interesting.”
Rebecca nods, pulling out a cue card, “Gotham wanted to know, ‘How did the two of you first meet?’”
Comments (1.3k):
@onlyingotham
R WE FINALLY GETTING THE SAPPY ERA??
@Mr&MrsWayneplsadoptme
OMG THEY'RE DOING IT!!!!
@Vicki_Vale✅
👀
@metro-police
Bruh my popcorn hasn't even cooked yet
Bruce and Hal stare at each other for a while, silently communicating within themselves. Bruce grunts, Hal shrugs and lightly pushes the other.
Bruce, “Well,” he starts sheepishly, “Both of us didn't exactly have an easy start.”
The crowd goes, ‘Ohhhhh’
Bruce looks at Hal beside him, “At first, we wanted something casual.” flashing a grin, “In the end, it turned out to be forever.”
Hal smacks him, “Sap.”
Bruce continues, “We were 16 when we first met. Bonded at 17. Married at 21.” leaning against Hal, “It's like fate already planned out our future together.”
Comments (3.02k):
@Mr&MrsWayneplsadoptme
THATS ACTUALLY SWEET WHAT THE FUCK
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
@TimD-Wayne pls tell me u still have the crowbar, I'm 2 dead 4 this
@TimD-Wayne✅
Ur lucky I inherited dad's paranoia. It's on somewhere in the most used basement
@ClarkKent✅
That's surprisingly sweet
@HarlsQueenie
@IvyQueenie I want us like that🥺🥺
@IvyQueenie
Babe, we're literally next to each other
@HarlsQueenie
Aww🥺🥺
@onlyingotham
THE WAYNES HAD A MOST USED BASEMENT??
@Jimmy_Jordan
And here I thought it's a pregnancy announcement
@JackJordan
You and I know this is one of their gimmick to rub in our faces how disgustingly sweet they are
Hal, “Our first meeting is not some love at first sight.”
Rebecca, “Wow, really? I thought it was!”
Hal laughs, “More like ‘I fell first, he fell harder’.”
Bruce, “Don't listen to him, it's actually the opposite.”
Comments (4.6k):
@metro-police
OKAY THAT'S FUCKING SAPPY
@flashy-central
BRUCE WAYNE GOLDEN RETRIEVER ERA CONFIRMED??
@OliverQ_Official✅
I'm not expecting this fucker to be the most sappiest man alive ever WHAT THE FUCK BRUCE??
@Dinah_G.L.Q✅
Don't mind this man, he's just jealous lmao
@Duke_of_Wayne✅
Is this the time where I had to put down my phone yet?
@BarbaraG
Unfortunately, not yet
@KaraDenverz
This is better than those soap operas lol can we get 4 more seasons of this @Gotham_Tonight ?
@Gotham_Tonight✅
We shall try our best to do something about it, worry not, dearest viewer! 😉
Hal, “Yeah, do you know it only took us a day to get to know each other, then have a date later, and get laid?” elbowing his partner beside him, “You won't see or hear this from others but us.”
Comments (6.09k):
@WallaceWestern
OKAY THAT'S TOO MUCH INFO
@Kory_Anders
@DickieBirdie I love you, but please tell your parents to turn it down? I think @WallaceWestern is having a meltdown in the lounge room.
@DickieBirdie✅
@Kory_Anders I can't babe:(( even if I do, they won't stop until they reach 15:((
@DonnaOfTroy
How on earth did we become friends again?
@DickieBirdie✅
Rude
@RachelR.
Geez, wonder where the Golden Boy learned about flirting? Guess it's genetics lol
@DickieBirdie✅
Fyi I'm adopted, my parents loves to joke around my bastardiness
@DonnaOfTroy
Irrelevant
@GarLogan
@DickieBirdie as ur friends, we would like to disown u
@DonnaOfTroy
I second that
@RachelR.
I hereby close the notion.
@DickieBirdie✅
WOW ALL OF U R SO RUDE:((
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
Lmao take that as karma dickhead
@Roy_Harpies✅
The fact that everyone in the friend group collectively agrees @DickieBirdie is a child born from wedlock lmao
@DickieBirdie✅
AND HERE I THOUGHT UR ON MY SIDE?? THE FUCK ROY??
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
Who said anyone was siding up w u?
@Garth_Bernstein✅
This is why land-dwellers amuses me. Especially @DickieBirdie
@DickieBirdie✅
I don't know if I should be flattered or be offended or both?
@PurpleStephie
Do both and do a flip
@Vic_the_Stoner✅
I think I heard the 15 thingy somewhere… Hold a fucking minute
Rebecca, “Oh my, I didn't know you two had it in you.”
Hal, “I guess? We didn't know it'd turn into serious that quickly.” waving it around, “I still remember that night—we didn't exactly use protection.”
Bruce, “Hal, that's too much info.”
Hal, raising an eyebrow, “You're saying last night was not?”
Comments (7.3k):
@BarbaraG
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE STOP FUCK NO I DONT NEED TO HEARD THAT
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
CAN SOMEONE BREAK OUT THE JOKER FROM ARKHAM SO HE COULD KILL ME AGAIN??
@CassieWayne✅
Ew :(
@TimD-Wayne✅
THANK THE GODS AND MONSTERS AND THE JOKER MY ROOM IS FAR AWAY FROM THESE FREAKS
@Duke_of_Wayne✅
Mom. Dad. Think of UR OTHER CHILDREN
@Jim_Gordon✅
This is not what I signed up for
@PurpleStephie
Can someone gouge my eyes and deafen my ears out? I have the cash
@WallaceWestern
Me n @DickieBirdie r no longer friends
@DickieBirdie✅
Wally what thE FUCK?
@onlyingotham
This better be another Scarecrow situation. My ears better be deaf right now
Bruce, “Love, you really want for everyone to know how much I appreciate you in our bed?”
Comments (8k):
@ClarkKent✅
I would like to burst my eardrums out, had I had a different profession.
@Lex_Luthor_Official✅
Is flirting a new trend? That's ridiculous
@DailyPlanet✅
😏
@GarLogan
@DickieBirdie respectfully man fuck u and I demand u to pay for my therapy
@DickieBirdie✅
R u fucking kidding me?
Rebecca, “Haha, do you wanna tell us how the two of you felt when you two first met?”
Hal, “Brucie here was an arrogantly hot prick, and I can't decide whether to simply bed him or [REDACT] him”
Bruce snorts, “I first thought Hal was your ideal stereotype, that was until he opened his mouth.”
Hal, “I thought you like my mouth?”
Bruce, “Very much, babe.”
Comments (9.01k):
@JackJordan
They can never shut their mouths, can they?
@Jimmy_Jordan
Unfortunately
Rebecca, “How did casual turned into serious?”
Hal hums, “Well, like I said earlier, we didn't use protection. So it's likely I'll get pregnant with our first at that time.” then pokes into Bruce, “But this guy noticed it even when I said it's fine, casually said ‘Hal, whatever happens, I will take responsibility of you.’ and instead of cringing, I actually cried and asked him to marry me.”
Bruce nods, “We did go to buy you a ring afterwards.” taking Hal’s hand and showing off the audience the engagement they bought that day. “A rare Red Beryl, crafted by the Harry Winston. Considering the quality is clean and well-made, we bought it for a price higher than its original price.”
Rebecca, “... So how much did it cost you?”
Bruce, “Just a pocket change. About half a million.”
Comments (11.5k):
@onlyingotham
500K?? A POCKET CHANGE??
@gotham_sucks_4_ya
WHAT THE FUCK BRUCE?? THAT'S BEYOND MY DIGNITY??
@metro-police
HOLY SHIT?? I SURE DO HOPE UR WILLING TO SPEND A DIME ON ME<3 FUXKKKKKKK
@HarryWinston✅
You're very much welcome for the past purchase, Mr. and Mrs. Wayne!
@cityinsider
HOLY SHIT
@flashy-central
*shows empty wallet* SEE THIS? THIS NEEDS TO BE FILLED LIKE MY DADDY ISSUES
@starcity_butwithnostars
FUCKING HELL EVEN @OliverQ_Official AND @Lex_Luthor_Official CAN'T COMPARE TO THIS DAMMIT
@Lex_Luthor_Official✅
I find this highly offensive
@Dinah_G.L.Q✅
I can confirm this, Ollie propose me to a 80k ring
@OliverQ_Official✅
THAT IS SO NOT TRUE BABE
@into_blud_2_haven_lesgo
Can I have some pocket change too..? 👉👈
@keystone_kid
FUCK I NEED NEW PARENTS WHO BUYS ME STUFF LIKE IT'S POCKET CHANGE
@Duke_of_Wayne✅
WHY WAS I NOT INFORM OF THIS??
@girlfromkansas
Pls adopt me, I won't be naughty🥺🥺
@Harvey_Dent✅
That's beyond my paycheck when I was still sane.
@Mr&MrsWayneplsadoptme
ARENT U LOCKED UP IN ARKHAM??
@CarolineFerris✅
DAMMIT HAL
Rebecca, “Wait, seriously?! What about the wedding ring?”
Bruce, “Just a million each, we're matching with each of our names engraved. Wittelsbach-Graff Diamonds to be exact.”
Hal simply points the said ring on his ring finger.
Comments (14.08k):
@flashy-central
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
@gotham_sucks_4_ya
THIS IS WHAT I'M TELLING YALL THEY'RE GOTTA BE ROYALTIES GODDAMMIT
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
I'm so gonna be uncomfortable going outside. Thanks dad:)
@TimD-Wayne✅
U n me r gonna end up recluse from society
@PurpleStephie
U 2 r gonna be having bodyguards following u around LFMAO
@Graff_Designs✅
It has been a pleasure doing business with you!
@onlyingotham
Me and my brokeass be like:
@Lex_Luthor_Official✅
For wedding rings? That's some ridiculous investment. I could do better long-term investments than spending some measly jewellery
@metro-police
This is why I wonder how ppl still likes u
Rebecca pauses for a moment. Her mouth opens then closes. She blinked once, twice. Then snapped herself back, “Alright! That's one hell of an investment, I'm telling you!”
Hal, “Of course it is! They're beautiful!”
Rebecca, “Right. Anyways, with so many kids you have. People have been wondering if your eldest son, Richard, is really a child born from wedlock?”
Comments (14.9k):
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
THIS IS PEAK COMEDY LOL SUCKS TO BE U @DickieBirdie 🫵🖕
@WallaceWestern
WELL WOULD U LOOK AT THIS @DickieBirdie 🖕🖕
@Duke_of_Wayne✅
I'm so glad I'm not the eldest lmao
@Roy_Harpies✅
LFMAO I'M GONNA MARK THIS DAY @DickieBirdie
@Vic_the_Stoner✅
Dw man @DickieBirdie I'm gonna light some fireworks every year for this
@RachelR.
What did I say? U r indeed a child from wedlock @DickieBirdie
@DonnaOfTroy
@DickieBirdie at least ur parents r monogamous lol
@BarbaraG
@DickieBirdie poor Richie, his name literally means rich LOL
@Richie_mylabs<3
Poor @DickieBirdie I'm still gonna love u either way💕💕💕💕💕
@TimD-Wayne✅
@DickieBirdie U CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE ALLEGATIONS 🫵🫵
@PurpleStephie
SUCKS TO SUCK BITCH @DickieBirdie 🖕🖕
@DickieBirdie✅
ALL OF U R SO MEAN>:((
@Kory_Anders
Worry not, my love. I shall be here for you! 💕💕
@DickieBirdie✅
Aww babe🥺🥺 I love u so much😍😍😍
@Kory_Anders
Including the wedlock part of course!
@DickieBirdie✅
Goddammit Kori
@CassieWayne✅
Brother @DickieBirdie is a scandal baby!
@DickieBirdie✅
NOT U 2 CASS😭😭😭
Hal, “Well, if you think about it, he absolutely is.”
Rebecca, “He kind of does, especially when he resembles you the most, Mrs. Wayne.”
Comments (15.06k):
@DickieBirdie✅
I'll take it at this point
@TimD-Wayne✅
At least u admit it lol
Bruce nods, “Indeed.”
Rebecca, “Speaking of children. Have you ever thought of having one before acquiring a whole brood?”
Bruce and Hal exchange looks at each other.
Bruce, “We honestly don't. Kids are nice, but we don't exactly have some nice childhood growing up.”
Hal nods, “I thought I'll be a bad mom, you know? Lil’ me back then can't imagine raising one kid, let alone ten.” head leans at the other, “I was young and scared after our first night. I mostly grew up with my older brother around after my dad left.”
Bruce continues, “I wasn't really expecting myself to have one, but after our first night together, I knew one way or another, I'm gonna have to step up and become a dad my kid deserves.” gently massaging his partner’s hand, “I thought then, I couldn't let my trauma get the best of me. I just had to try for them.”
Hal, “It's a big surprise that my birth control worked pretty strong to avoid becoming a teen mom. But what's done is done, we couldn't have done it any other way.”
Comments (17k):
@flashy-central
When I said I wanted to have me a great relationship I MEANT THIS
@apollogist
HOW I WISH I'M TO BE IN HAL’S SHOES
@money_gimmemoney
Imagine still living in ur mom's basement in ur 30s but then these two ARE LIVING THE DREAM I'VE ENVISIONED SINCE I WAS 5
@goodgranny
I'm in my 40s and seeing these two together reminds me of me and my husband's time before he passed on… Love you always dearest 💕
@wangxian3000
SOMEONE GRANT ME THIS KIND OF LOVE AHHHHHHHHH
@huachengsbutterfly
IN THE NAME OF GENERAL PEI MING AND GENERAL XUAN ZHENG I BEGGING U PLSSSSSSSS
@binghesheavenlyskypillar
THEY'RE MEANT TO BE I REPEAT THEY'RE MEANT TO BE
@mobeijunsoppai
May the gods bless them for ETERNITY
@AudreyHall_fanaccount
I PRAY TO THE DEMONESS TO GIVE ME A LOVE LIKE THAT
@long_undereyelashes_senior
FUCK I SWEAR I'M NOT CRYING U R
@patroclusdeservesbetter
Hey siri where can I find a man like this?
@my_name_is_NOBODY
This kind of commitment is like a modern version of odypen but I don't have the proof YET
Rebecca, “Honestly, your answers are too sweet, I'm probably gonna have diabetes after. No offense.”
Hal waves her off, “None taken.”
Comments (17.8k):
@BarbaraG
Fr Rebecca is speaking volumes rn.
Rebecca, “Given that the two of you are pretty devoted to one another. There is a speculation going on online, regarding one of your sons, Damian.” she says, expression turning into a frown. “I am curious as well. Mr. Wayne, you've been solo travelling for about three years before returning back to Gotham. It had been a wonder how Damian is conceived, and so far, there are two possible theories for that matter. Would you like to hear them?”
Comments (18.6k):
@gotham_sucks_4_ya
Holy shit they're bringing out the big guns
@keystone_kid
NAWH THIS SHOW BETTER NOT BE THE REASON WHY THEY GOT DIVORCE IMMA SUE THEM
@into_blud_2_haven_lesgo
*pulls out a glock*
@TimD-Wayne✅
This is lowkey diabolical 4 the demonic child
Bruce, “I heard the allegations myself, but go ahead.”
Rebecca took a deep sigh, “Alright. One: you had donated from some fertility clinic and the intended mother does not want or is in less ideal financially stable, resulting in tracking you down. Or two: it is something less ideal.”
Bruce exhales, as Hal holds him close. “Damian is… complicomplicated.” he answers, “I personally knew his mother, she is a prideful woman. She wishes us to be mates, but I already have Hal, as we are already bonded at that time. She doesn't take it well, but regardless, I thought she had come to accept that fact.”
Rebecca, “How did it come to be?”
Bruce, “We all know there are ‘clones’ becoming created, right?”
Rebecca nods, “There are quite a few, yes.”
Hal, “She came into the Manor and took some of his DNA. That's why I couldn't feel our bond being disturbed by a jealous prick.”
Rebecca gasps, “That's horrible!”
Bruce, “Regardless of Damian’s birth, her mother chose to drop him off at our doorsteps. I love him despite it.”
Hal, “Honestly, Damian’s circumstances wasn't his own fault. I already claimed him as my own, if his mom simply doesn't want him anymore.”
Comments (19.5k):
@starcity_butwithnostars
It's so sad that irresponsible parents still exist but for these two? OH HELL NAWH THEY STEPPED UP
@girlfromkansas
FRFR I SAW THE BABY PHOTO AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHY LEAVE THE BABY??
@fawcettizW
THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE BUT AWFULLY SWEET
@onlyingotham
As far as I know this cloning thing only HAPPENS IN METROPOLIS HOW THE FUCK DID IT REACH GOTHAM??
@metro-police
This deeply offends me but it's true tho pls blame the bald guy
@keystone_kid
Fr it's always the bald guy
Rebecca, “Honestly, Damian is so lucky to have you two! I couldn't imagine what my life would look like if my parents decided to abandon me.”
Bruce, “Whatever happens, Damian will always be loved.”
Comments (20.01k):
@coastGOAT
This couple NEEDS to be PROTECTED AT ALL COST
@fawcettizW
I'M CRYINGGGGGGG
@Richie_mylabs<3
The Waynes r WWWWWWW
@PurpleStephie
Demon brat in his wolf in sheep's clothing era??? 🤨🤨
Rebecca, “I have one more to ask!”
Hal, “Shoot.”
Rebecca, “How did you manage to raise ten children?”
Comments (20.6k):
@onlyingotham
Fr having 10 is a nightmare *casually ignoring parents from decades n centuries ago*
@coastGOAT
I mean my grandparents gave birth to 13 and none of them died
@keystone_kid
Raising children today is an economic nightmare but since they're rich they're free to multiply ig
Bruce, “Good question.”
Hal elbows him, “It's harder than it looks. We knew next to nothing when Dick came around. It's a miracle Alfred helps us with childcare.”
Bruce, “I still remember Jason latched himself on you when we found out you're carrying Terry.”
Hal, “Lil Jayjay is so adorable when he's hovering.”
Comments (22.01k):
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
NAWHHH STOPP THAT'S EMBARRASSING AF I'M GONNA BEAT MYSELF TO DEATH AGAIN
@DickieBirdie✅
*wipes a tear* I knew I was adorkble 🤧🤧
@jasonwayne_fangirl
AWWWWHAJJSJDJAKS JASON IS SO CUTEEEEEE 😍😍💕💕💕💕
@RachelR.
A literal child of wedlock @DickieBirdie
@DonnaOfTroy
Frfr
@Roy_Harpies✅
To be fair, @Jayce_from_Streetz was conceived when @DickieBirdie was 4 and was a year before their parents got married, so does @CassieWayne ig
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
FUCK U HARPER
@DickieBirdie✅
U FUCKED UP ROY
@CassieWayne✅
😊🔪
@Roy_Harpies✅
Well shit
@Lois_Lane✅
My draft is almost ready:)
@TimD-Wayne✅
IM CRYINGGGGGGG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
@PurpleStephie
NOT SO MANLY NOW @Jayce_from_Streetz
@HarlsQueenie
Awwww cute birdiessss🥺🥺🥺
@IvyQueenie
Can I have a picture? Harley won't stop asking for one
@Duke_of_Wayne✅
I have a picture!
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
OH HELL NAH UR NOT SENDING
@Duke_of_Wayne✅
Ur 2 seconds late
Bruce, “He still hovers even today. Didn't he and Tim go above and look for you last week?”
Hal, “They did, I'm surprised they managed to get access to it. Simply because Helena was stressing you all morning.”
Comments (22.9k):
@Vic_the_Stoner✅
I FUCKING KNEW IT
@ClarkKent✅
I think I need to scream
@DianaP.✅
Ten..? How..?
@OliverQ_Official✅
HOLY SHIT?? HOW TF DID I MISSED THIS??
@Barry_Alien✅
HELLO??
@JohnJones✅
I once babysat their children :D
@Vic_the_Stoner✅
NO WONDER UR ACTING SUSPICIOUS
@Dinah_G.L.Q✅
I need a vacation for this
@John_Stewart✅
Well would you look at that! They finally figure it out
@TimD-Wayne✅
Wow way to expose ur children live with ur colleagues watching u
Bruce, “Remember that one time, all of us teased Tim and Steph together a bit too much? Tim yelled he liked his best friend while Steph stormed off to kiss Cass.”
Hal, “Oh definitely! Tim hadn't made a move yet though. Both Cass and Steph were already circling each other and were still waiting for the right time.”
Comments (24.3k):
@TimD-Wayne✅
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOT ON LIVE WHAT THE FUCK
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT L BITCH
@HandsomeConnie✅
WAIT RLY?? SO THAT MEANS WE WEREN'T JUST CASUALLY FUCKING??
@TimD-Wayne✅
WHAT THE FUCK KON
@DickieBirdie✅
… OKAYOKAY BACK UP TF?? 🔪
@PurpleStephie
Looks like someone is about to die have a great day man
@ClarkKent✅
Kon, do you want me to grow gray hairs already?
@PurpleStephie
Wow way to add another embarrassing collection for the grandchildren aren't we?
@CassieWayne✅
Too early, Steph
@PurpleStephie
Ik babe we still have 4 years till we're legal unlike ur folks
@Lois_Lane✅
@HandsomeConnie would you look at that? I told you its not casual when he kept stealing your clothes
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
DAYUM??
@BarbaraG
I'm adding this to my blackmail file
@PurpleStephie
Send them<3
@DickieBirdie✅
IS THAT WHY @TimD-Wayne ROOM STANKS SO MUCH??
@TimD-Wayne✅
FYI @HandsomeConnie DOES NOT STINK ESPECIALLY IN BED
@Barty_Alien
Ur not helping the ‘slept with my bff’ allegations bro
@CassidySandy
Rnt u pregnant?
@TimD-Wayne✅
WHAT THE FUCK?
@HandsomeConnie✅
HE IS??
@DickieBirdie✅
@HandsomeConnie U BETTER PRAY I DIDN'T CATCH U
@Duke_of_Wayne✅
Never in my life I felt so uncomfortable with my own home
Hal, “Didn't Terry used to unknowingly flirt with everyone in his class?”
Bruce, “He did. He got that from you.”
Hal, “Nah, I'm pretty sure that's yours.”
Comments (25k):
@Duke_of_Wayne✅
Thank GOD Terry haven't got an acc yet
@Terror_of_Wayne
Ur saying?
@Duke_of_Wayne✅
FUCK
Bruce, “Do you remember when you and the girls decided to have a shopping spree?”
Hal, “Yeah. You guys decided to ransack the whole manor since our phones are off and didn't tell you guys, even Alfie was out.”
Bruce, “Our concern was valid, you are very much pregnant with Helena.”
Hal, “Enough to let Jason, Tim and Terry antagonize the neighbourhood? Or that Dick and Duke searched all over Gotham but kept passing by us at the mall? Or that you panicked so much, Matt and Damian couldn't stop crying?”
Bruce, “Like I said, the concern is valid.”
Hal, “Uh huh.”
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@BarbaraG
Yeah, valid
@PurpleStephie
Press X to doubt that's just paranoia speaking
@DickieBirdie✅
IT IS VALID, PERIODT
@TimD-Wayne✅
NOT WHEN UR DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO UR DUE DATE
Hal, “And you're gonna hover again now I'm with our eleventh?”
Comments (28.09k):
@JackJordan
I FUCKING KNEW IT
@Jimmy_Jordan
GODDAMMIT HAL CANT U HAVE A NORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ONCE??
@DickieBirdie✅
Welp, if its twins I'm down
@TimD-Wayne✅
My bio parents were at least normal bout announcing pregnancy
@Duke_of_Wayne✅
Hey google how to get unadopted?
@Terror_of_Wayne✅
The baby better be a girl or dad's going to get cranky and I knew it
@PurpleStephie
HOW TF DID U MANAGED TO GET VERIFIED ALREADY??
@DailyPlanet✅
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Wayne! 🎉
@Kyle_RainorShine✅
Again? U 2 better pay me for babysitting duty DOUBLE this time
@Guy_a_Garden✅
@HalJordan-W✅ u better make me the godfather this time
@Lex_Luthor_Official✅
How on earth did they manage to get another child again?
@CarolFerris✅
They're active af in bed, that's why
@Alan_NotScottish✅
Time to pick up your slack again @HalJordan-W
@Simon_says_Baz✅
Congratulations @HalJordan-W and @BruceWayne_Official 🎉
@JessicaisCruzing✅
It better be a girl this time too!
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
Bruh
Rebecca, “Wait, you're pregnant?”
Hal, “I'm about 10 days along.”
Bruce, “Hal is very fertile, fortunately.”
Rebecca, “Oh god! Congratulations!”
Hal, “Thank you, Bruce has been hoping it'll be twin girls this time.”
Bruce, “We don't have enough girls in the household, dear.”
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@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
AS IF U 2 DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH CHILDREN ALREADY
Rebecca, “Well, thank you for coming to Gotham Tonight, Mr. and Mrs. Wayne! Our dear viewers appreciate the stories you have laid!”
Bruce nods, “It is our pleasure, Ms. Rebecca.”
Rebecca, “That's it for tonight folks! This is Gotham Tonight! I'm your host Rebecca McCallister, see you all after the commercial break!” waves at the audience.
@Gotham_Gazette✅
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Wayne! 🎉
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Comments (186.3k):
@wangxian3000
I never felt so single till I watched the show, they fr took “everyday is everyday” to the next lvl
@DailyPlanet✅
Gotham Royalty Have New Baby!
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Comments (87.22k):
@Luka_#1hater
I need SOMEONE ASAP and lowkey feeling deja vu looking at the numbers
@BruceWayne_Official✅ with @HalJordan-W✅
#11
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Comments (343.4k):
@joongdok_daughter
If its a girl they should name the child Biyoo lmao
@Terror_of_Wayne✅
I'm fed up with this family
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Comments (122.5k):
@Jayce_from_Streetz✅
Me 2 bud
@Author_Curry
I am confused as to why my fellow friends are upset?
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Comments (1):
@Barry_Alien
You were never around for it