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Dazai was stood outside the Entrance Exam hall. According to what Aizawa had said, he needs to get as many points as he can. How he gathers these points, is another mystery entirely.
He walks in, and that green haired boy is there. Disgusting. He can’t even respect people's boundaries and he's trying to become a hero? Laughable. He surveys the people. There's a boy with red hair which is being held up with alot of hair gel, there's a boy who looks like if you even looked at him he'd start a fight with you, among other things.
A boy with dual-coloured hair catches his attention. He looks powerful. Based on his appearance, its safe to say he's probably got some sort of freezing and thermal quirk.
Yamada walked on the stage. That's marvellous. Not. Why is he on the stage? Is he trying to embarass himself?
"HELLOOOO POSSIBLE NEW STUDENTS!" He shouts, and then there's silence. How awkward.
"Tough crowd. Heh. Welcome to U.A.'s 74th Entrance Exam! Today we'll see how well you fare in our spectacular test! The goal is to disable as many robots as possible, there's the one-pointers, the two-pointers and the three-pointers! There's also a zero-pointer which is a real tough nut to break!" He grins, and is still met with silence. Comical.
"Anyway, without further ado, let U.A.'s 74th Entrance Exam commence!" He screams, and everyone rushes forwards immediately. Too close. Too suffocating.
'Pathetic.'
'Get a grip.'
Dazai exhales, and sprints for his life, throwing himself head first into whatever this Entrance Exam has. Logistically, he'll have to find some debris to be able to disarm the robots, as his quirk is virtually useless, and there's probably some form of rescue point system, as helping civilians is seen as 'heroic' apparently.
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He makes his way through the simulation, finding a amazing metal pipe with a sharp edge, perfect for disarming them. He bolts into an alley, pipe in hand and pauses.
Holy shit.
That is one massive robot. What is that? Is that the two-pointer? It's at least 5 times Dazai's height. Are they trying to kill the people trying out? Anyway, perhaps he should just rescue people instead. He darts about, helping people out, dodging debris.
Perhaps this was ridiculous after all.