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[crowley’s newest disaster]
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: wow
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: congrats
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: you got it correct
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: should we throw a party?
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: should we tell everyone??
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: im going to bed
[chronic wizipedia editor]: always such a sore loser
[chronic wizipedia editor]: especially considering that name
[modern day folk hero]: OH YEAH
[modern day folk hero]: wait a minute you ATE a game piece????
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: thats mad petty bro
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: respect
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: so glad i have your approval, mr.questionable taste in decorations
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: won’t fight you there
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: but at least most of what i eat is edible
[has stabbed someone with knitting needles]: most???
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: shit gets real sometimes
[unwilling matchmaker]: i understand
[modern day folk hero]: it be like that sometimes
[posts dancing videos on magicam]: …okay sure
[posts dancing videos on magicam]: moving past that
[posts dancing videos on magicam]: leona ate a game piece??
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: i was five okay???
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: and i was just learning to play chess
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: and my opponent was a really annoying winner
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: the confusion on his face when he realized a piece was missing was priceless
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: it was a…
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: new strat
[legally able to marry people in 3 countries]: sounds like a solid plan to me
[gives purposefully bad advice on readdit]: i do hope you try it out yourself
[was emo in middle school]: I feel a headache coming on..
[named after their first kill]: may i ask what piece it was?
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: no and also fuck off
[absolutely terrible time blindness] day folk hero]: did it hurt your stomach?
[absolutely terrible time blindness] day folk hero]: i did not think common chess pieces were consumable by humans
[absolutely terrible time blindness] day folk hero]: though their fortitude often surprises me
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: …
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: y’know what?
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: not getting into this right now
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: im taking a nap now and none of you can stop me
[prefect? more like perfect]: ah wait!
[prefect? more like perfect]: before you go-
[prefect? more like perfect changed one name]
[prefect? more like perfect]: what do you think~?
[the lion sleeps tonight]: i hope your cat beast eats you in your sleep
[prefect? more like perfect]: oh!
[prefect? more like perfect]: damn okay
[prefect? more like perfect]: go take your nap you sore loser
[the lion sleeps tonight]: gladly
[the lion sleeps tonight has gone offline]
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: not to interrupt but…
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: @related to someone in this groupchat and didn’t know it
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: do you want to meet up or message privately or something
[related to someone in this groupchat and didn’t know it]: Excuse me? Why would i want that!
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: it’s just…
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: our secrets seem kind of similar?
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: and it seems like you didn’t know about it either
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: so we could…talk about it? If you want?
[related to someone in this groupchat and didn’t know it]: you do realize that would reveal ourselves to each other, correct?
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: oh
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: …
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: i guess yeah
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: i promise not to tell if you don’t…?
[related to someone in this groupchat and didn’t know it]: …hmph.
[related to someone in this groupchat and didn’t know it]: Very well.
[related to someone in this groupchat and didn’t know it]: let us meet by the equestrian stables and we can…
[related to someone in this groupchat and didn’t know it]: “talk”
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: oh okay!
[ related to someone in this groupchat and didn’t know it & cousins with vil schoenheit are now offline ]
[was emo in middle school]: 👀
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: 👀
[has a cryptid documentary about them]: 👀
[chronic wizipedia editor]: 👀
[posts dancing videos on magicam]: okay thats getting old already
[chronic wizipedia editor]: Now that Leona is gone for now and that meet up request is done with…
[chronic wizipedia editor]: I must admit there are more names I’m quite curious about
[chronic wizipedia editor]: especially considering a portion of them belong to the faculty.
[gives purposefully bad advice on readdit]: can we use this as confirmation that you yourself are not a faculty member?
[chronic wizipedia editor]: Sure, why not?
[chronic wizipedia editor]: Yes, I am a student.
[gives purposefully bad advice on readdit]: ah, interesting.
[was emo in middle school]: lol from the way you’re speaking im thinking you’re a student too ngl
[was emo in middle school]: though it is totally hilarious imagining a prof giving bad advice on readdit
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: if i was a teacher i would do that
[trying to learn how to pick locks]: I hope you never become a teacher then.
[trying to learn how to pick locks]: You should instead strive to teach the truth clearly and sufficiently!
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: man i was hoping based on your name you’d be cool but you’re pretty boring
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: …thinking about it, I mightttt know who you are.
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: but i’m not looking to get revealed either soooooo
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: i’ll keep my mouth shut
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: but i can help you with that once this is over, if you want
[trying to learn how to pick locks]: help me with…?
[trying to learn how to pick locks]: Ah. my name…
[trying to learn how to pick locks]: I’ll have to think about it.
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: cool with me either way
[official member of vils fanclub]: are we not going to talk about your name…?
[official member of vils fanclub]: because I have questions.
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: ask away, though who knows if i’ll answer
[official member of vils fanclub]: you just casually have a missing poster of yourself? And it’s real??
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: lol yeah
[has stabbed someone with knitting needles]: how are you so casual about that?!
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: it was a while ago, so its mostly just funny now
[grows weed out of the greenhouse]: how is going MISSING funny??
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: it wasn’t that big of a deal really
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: i mean i came back and all
[turned down 6 marriage proposals]: that makes sense to me
[turned down 6 marriage proposals]: people go missing all the time
[unwilling matchmaker]: have
[unwilling matchmaker]: have you gone missing before?
[turned down 6 marriage proposals]: oh definitely
[unwilling matchmaker]: oh
[modern day folk hero]: moving past…that
[modern day folk hero]: so @has their own missing poster on their wall you just have it in your room?? Like hanging in the dorm??
[2 sets of memories]: than your roommates would certainly know who you are, if you have any
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: oh no it’s in my room back home
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: not in the dorm
[2 sets of memories]: ah that makes sense
[tried those workouts from the 80s (leotard included)]: harder to figure out then…
[tried those workouts from the 80s (leotard included)]: such a shame
[chronic wizipedia editor]: In all honesty, i’m quite interested in who you are, actually
[chronic wizipedia editor]: did you find those workouts worked?
[official member of vils fanclub]: i’m interested too. new workout methods are always interesting
[tried those workouts from the 80s (leotard included)]: it had its own merits but I didn’t end up keeping up with it
[tried those workouts from the 80s (leotard included)]: other things worked better for me
[tried those workouts from the 80s (leotard included)]: and i’d never hear the end of it if my…
[tried those workouts from the 80s (leotard included)]: dormmates discovered me doing it.
[tried those workouts from the 80s (leotard included)]: which is why im so curious that the prefect somehow knew!
[prefect? more like perfect]: :-)
[chronic wizipedia editor]: you’re a menace
[prefect? more like perfect]: i have to be to survive at nrc
[has stabbed someone with knitting needles]: okay yeah fair
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: yeah that. that makes sense
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: half a dozen overblots and a brawl a day at least would do that
[prefect? more like perfect]: facts
[trying to learn how to pick locks]: …
[chronic wizipedia editor]: …
[tried those workouts from the 80s (leotard included)]: …
[absolutely terrible time blindness]: …
[named after their first kill]: Well, your persistence is so wonderfully admirable!
[named after their first kill]: you truly are a Night Raven College student!
[prefect? more like perfect]: ah
[prefect? more like perfect]: thanks…?
[was emo in middle school]: you lowkey sound like crowley
[was emo in middle school]: ick
[birdbrain]: hey!
[chronic wizipedia editor]: maybe this will teach you to think twice before creating a frankly weird and invasive group chat with students and faculty
[licensed massage therapist]: can’t argue with that, haha!
[dating someone in this gcs sibling]: he’s got you there!
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: wait a minute.
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: YOU 🫵
[dating someone in this gcs sibling]: ;)
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: DMs DMs DMs
[dating someone in this gcs sibling]: 👍
[modern day folk hero]: …okay
[was emo in middle school]: can we go back to flaming crowley?
[birdbrain]: NO!
[birdbrain]: in fact! Chat privileges are revoked for the rest of the day!
[prefect? more like perfect]: booooooooo
[was emo in middle school]: booooooooo
[2 sets of memories]: boooooooo
[has stabbed someone with knitting needles]: booooooooo
[legally able to marry people in 3 countries]: booooooooo
[birdbrain]: BE NICE TO ME!
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