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Tarris relationship counselors 🐴😘
[2:34pm]
@All I think Harris has been kinda stressed lately so I’m trying to plan a relaxing evening for him this Friday after he’s done work
I have some ideas can I let you all know and you tell me what you think?
I’m mostly having trouble picking between two
Caitlin: Of course!
Lisa: I’ll check back again during my break it’s in ten but please do share
Cassie: I’m so down let’s hear it!
No worries Lisa I know you’re busy at the hospital
Lisa: Hey I’m not too busy I don’t have time to give you some advice
Lisa: We’re friends now whether you like it or not 😄
Oh
You’re definitely cooler than my old friends
Ilya: The bar was on the floor
Ilya: Actually no bar is in hell where Dallas 🤮 Kent🤮 belongs
I mean…
Anyways here are my ideas
Option 1: Movie marathon and salon night
I’ll cook him dinner before he gets back so he has hot food waiting for him at home
Harris loves high school musical
And I know he’s been meaning to watch all the movies with me cause I’ve never seen them before
I’ll que them up on his TV and bring snacks
I know the basics of how to give a massage so I was thinking I’ll buy some face masks and give him a massage after or during the movie?
Ilya: You are breaking and entering into Harris’ house 🤨
Ilya: I joke it’s sweet I guess
Cassie: I love that idea!
Caitlin: Oooo very cute
Caitlin: Massage transitions well into another activity too 😉
Hey if it happens I won’t say no-
Also it’s not breaking and entering if he gave me the key!!
Cassie: What’s your other idea?
Option 2: Picnic and Stargazing
I’ll rent a truck beforehand
Pick him up at work and drive I was thinking maybe the north frontenac dark sky preserve?
We can have dinner picnic style at the back of the truck then stargaze until he’s sleepy or it’s too cold then I’ll drive us home
Cassie: Wow he’s a planner!!
Uh not really?
I’m pretty go with the flow
This is like bare minimum planning no?
Cassie: You’d be surprised
Cassie: Usually you can never have too high expectations or you’ll just be disappointed 😔
Caitlin: Amen to that 🙏
Caitlin: I would go with option 1 just cause option 2 is too weather dependent and it’s better if you are date flexible with that one
Caitlin: You should definitely still do option 2 at some point though! Maybe the summer
Cassie: Hmmm yeah you’re right
Cassie: Although I am a romantic at heart and you can’t get much better than stargazing
Cassie: Option 1 is more practical for this case
Lisa: I’m on my lunch break now let me back read!
Lisa: Oh wow you’re so thoughtful Troy!
Lisa: I agree with Cait and Cass
Lisa: Option 1 also shows you listened!
Lisa: So I think Harris would appreciate that
@Ilya?
Ilya: What they said
Ilya: Women are never wrong
Cassie: Ilya Rozanov feminist confirmed LOL
Ilya: Of course I am feminist
Ilya: Why wouldn’t I be
Ilya: I love women
Lisa: I’m so glad Wyatt was traded to here and not like Florida
Caitlin: Centaurs say NO to toxic masculinity
Thank you all for your input
I will be going with the movie marathon and massage 🫡
Centaur WAGs + Harris 🦄
[2:51pm]
Caitlin: @Harris He’s a keeper!
Harris: I know 🥹
Harris: But also what
Harris: Where did this come from 🤨
Caitlin: Don’t worry about it 😊