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    “This is the first game of the season that we win the fucking Cup.”

    The opening game of the Ottawa Centaurs in their first season with both Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. Versus the Toronto Guardians, sore about Troy Barrett and Wyatt Hayes performing so well in the worst team in the league. Tempers running high, a team tired of losing, and itching for a chance to show how hard they can play. How they aren't going to stand for any shit.

    Who knows what could happen?

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Ilya: everyone welcome luca haas new rookie 🫨
    Ilya: i gave him all your numbers do not introduce yourself
    Ilya: i do not need phone buzzing i am busy

    Or, a look at Luca Haas's life—and consequently, Shane and Ilya's—through his texts over the years.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    He drives to the airport with an unshakeable urge to pull over and turn around. He smokes four cigarettes in a row before he boards the plane, then chews an entire pack of gum on the flight to try and cover the worst of the smell.

    He exits the airport half-hoping that Shane has chickened out of the whole thing. Then he spots him, tapping his fingers against the steering wheel in the most boring suburban dad car Ilya has ever had the misfortune of laying his eyes on, and he’s so happy to see him that his legs feel unsteady beneath his weight.

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    Or, the cottage, Ilya's version: an extended ep 6 featuring my take on what happened in the gaps we didn't see.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    ESPN @ESPN
    Video leaked of Boston Raiders player Cliff Marleau (@CMarleauRaiders) taking a nighttime tumble down the infamous Boston "cop slide."

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    Going down the "cop slide" becomes a trend among NHL players when visiting Boston, and Ilya may or may not be responsible, but no one can prove it.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Lily @lily1221

    HOW DID THIS GET HERE! Why are you all talking about me?

    Reddit finds @cinematichomos

    on today’s episode of gay people are dramatic: this man reveals his nine year situationship on reddit and still thinks its normal [attached link]

    Ilya turns to Reddit for comfort after Shane starts dating Rose. What follows is him getting bullied on Reddit, going viral on Twitter, using Twitter as a relationship therapist and going to the cottage despite everyone begging him not to.

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    11 Feb 2026

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