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Chapter 3: Three

Notes:

let's all pretend i didnt forget that lapointe exists alright he's here now!! this section is from his pov, and he and bergy are roommates <3

also i'm playing fast and loose with in-universe drug testing requirements :) this is my sandbox

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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₵€N$ 🎠🤠🏒 (+ Coach Wiebe)

Today 2:30 PM

Roz

Ilya: hey @Holmberg is pointy still dead or

Bergy

Bergy: nah he’s here @Pointy

LaPointe: heyyyy

LaPointe: new phone who dis

Dykstra

Dykstra: ayyyy he’s back!

Boyle

Boyle: the prodigal son returns

Boyle: omg happy easter everyone!!

Bood

Bood: ???

Chewy

Chewy: ???

Dilly

Dilly: ??

Boyle

Boyle: get it

Boyle: He Is Risen

Roz

Roz: (Disliked "He Is Risen")

Hazy

Hazy: (Disliked "He Is Risen")

Boyle

Hannibal Buress ‘why are you booing me i’m right’ gif

Bood

Bood: anyway @Pointy what happened dude it's been over a month

LaPointe: sooooo yk how i went on that road trip

LaPointe: with my twin brother and some of our friends

LaPointe: right well.

LaPointe: one night in Colorado at the airbnb

LaPointe: Kail needed to get something from the car right

LaPointe: but it was super dark out and we couldnt see like at all

LaPointe: so i used my phone as a flashlight

LaPointe: and set it on the edge of the trunk

LaPointe: so we could dig through all the shit back there and find his backpack

LaPointe: and uh

LaPointe: lets just say we may or may not have forgotten where my phone was

LaPointe: and we may or may not have closed the trunk

LaPointe: on said phone

LaPointe: and uh

[a slightly bent iphone with an absolutely shattered screen]

Dykstra

Dykstra: (Dykstra and 15 others laughed at a message)

Dilly

Dilly: LMAOOOOOO

Hazy

Hazy: BROOOO LOL

Young

Young: LMFAO IDIOT 🫵

Boyle

Boyle:(Emphasized "LMFAO IDIOT 🫵")

Haasy

Haasy:Okay now tell them why you forgot where your phone was

LaPointe: Luca Haas I Am Going To Get You

Roz

Roz:👀

Hazy

Hazy:👀

Dilly

Dilly:👀

LaPointe: okay fine

LaPointe: FINE

LaPointe: maybe possibly we MIGHT have partaken in some...

LaPointe: Light Substances

Young

Young: brother i think it was a little bit more than Light if you and your phone got fucked up that bad

Boyle

Boyle:i mean in his defense he would have done that sober too so idk man

Bergy

Bergy: (Emphasized "i mean in his defense he would have done that sober too so idk man")

Haasy

Haasy: (Emphasized "i mean in his defense he would have done that sober too so idk man")

LaPointe: N E WAY

LaPointe: and then we got back like 2 weeks ago

LaPointe: but idk it was kind of freeing not having a phone yk

LaPointe: living Unplugged or whatever

LaPointe: so i just didnt get it replaced until yesterday

Bergy

Bergy: i dont think it rly counts as "unplugged" when you were still snapchatting us every night from your ipad pointy

Bergy: bsffr

Today 5:07 PM

LaPointe: wait how do you know about that 😭

LaPointe: you told me you deleted snap from your phone before i left!!!

LaPointe: dont lie to me bergy!!

LaPointe: i thought you were my best friend 😭

Bergy

Bergy: bro im not lying!!!

Bergy: i swear to shane!!

Holly

Holly: ???

Bood

Bood: (Laughed at "i thought you were my best friend 😭")

Hazy

Hazy: (Laughed at "i thought you were my best friend 😭")

Dilly

Dilly: (Laughed at "i thought you were my best friend 😭")

Haasy

Haasy: (Laughed at "i thought you were my best friend 😭")

Roz

Roz: (Laughed at "???")

Barrett

Barrett: (Laughed at "???")

Bergy

Bergy: dude i prommy!!

Bergy: i was at luca’s!!

Bergy: he showed me all of the snaps

Roz

Roz: (Reacted 👀 to "i was at luca’s!!")

Barrett

Barrett: (Reacted 👀 to "i was at luca’s!!")

LaPointe: okay fine i forgive u

Bergy

Bergy: ty baby ily 💋

Haasy

Haasy: (Disliked "ty baby ily 💋")

Today 7:19 PM

Coach Wiebs

Coach Wiebs: Glad you're back, LaPointe!

Coach Wiebs: Everyone, I'll see you tomorrow at 2:30pm for gym and light skate.

LaPointe: ohm ygdo why didnt anyone tell me this was the chat with coach

LaPointe: i was just kidding about the Substances!!! ha ha ha haha

Chewy

screenshot of the groupchat name with ‘(+ Coach Wiebe)’ circled in red

LaPointe: (Disliked a message)

Coach Wiebs

Coach Wiebs: What you kids do in the off-season is none of my business unless you make it my business or do something illegal.

Coach Wiebs: And I’m assuming it was just weed.

LaPointe: yes it was 😭

LaPointe: please dont fire me i have a wife and three kids

Roz

Roz: the wife in question: @Holmberg

Bood

Bood: the three kids in question:@Haas @Young @Boyle

Coach Wiebs

Coach Wiebs: And what a beautiful family it is.

Coach Wiebs: Kid, you're 21. That's considered "of age" in CO. Relax.

Coach Wiebs: As long as there’s nothing in your system during the season or for Randoms, you’re good.

Coach Wiebs: Rest up tonight boys. And don’t forget to stay back after practice tomorrow if you have time - I heard Harris has plans for everyone.

Holly

Holly: (Holly and 19 others liked "Rest up tonight boys. And don't forget to...")

Notes:

as always pls lmk if you cant see the images!!!