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Today 2:30 PM
Roz
Ilya: hey @Holmberg is pointy still dead or
Bergy
Bergy: nah he’s here @Pointy
LaPointe: heyyyy
LaPointe: new phone who dis
Dykstra
Dykstra: ayyyy he’s back!
Boyle
Boyle: the prodigal son returns
Boyle: omg happy easter everyone!!
Bood
Bood: ???
Chewy
Chewy: ???
Dilly
Dilly: ??
Boyle
Boyle: get it
Boyle: He Is Risen
Roz
Roz: (Disliked "He Is Risen")
Hazy
Hazy: (Disliked "He Is Risen")
Boyle

Bood
Bood: anyway @Pointy what happened dude it's been over a month
LaPointe: sooooo yk how i went on that road trip
LaPointe: with my twin brother and some of our friends
LaPointe: right well.
LaPointe: one night in Colorado at the airbnb
LaPointe: Kail needed to get something from the car right
LaPointe: but it was super dark out and we couldnt see like at all
LaPointe: so i used my phone as a flashlight
LaPointe: and set it on the edge of the trunk
LaPointe: so we could dig through all the shit back there and find his backpack
LaPointe: and uh
LaPointe: lets just say we may or may not have forgotten where my phone was
LaPointe: and we may or may not have closed the trunk
LaPointe: on said phone
LaPointe: and uh
Dykstra
Dykstra: (Dykstra and 15 others laughed at a message)
Dilly
Dilly: LMAOOOOOO
Hazy
Hazy: BROOOO LOL
Young
Young: LMFAO IDIOT 🫵
Boyle
Boyle:(Emphasized "LMFAO IDIOT 🫵")
Haasy
Haasy:Okay now tell them why you forgot where your phone was
LaPointe: Luca Haas I Am Going To Get You
Roz
Roz:👀
Hazy
Hazy:👀
Dilly
Dilly:👀
LaPointe: okay fine
LaPointe: FINE
LaPointe: maybe possibly we MIGHT have partaken in some...
LaPointe: Light Substances
Young
Young: brother i think it was a little bit more than Light if you and your phone got fucked up that bad
Boyle
Boyle:i mean in his defense he would have done that sober too so idk man
Bergy
Bergy: (Emphasized "i mean in his defense he would have done that sober too so idk man")
Haasy
Haasy: (Emphasized "i mean in his defense he would have done that sober too so idk man")
LaPointe: N E WAY
LaPointe: and then we got back like 2 weeks ago
LaPointe: but idk it was kind of freeing not having a phone yk
LaPointe: living Unplugged or whatever
LaPointe: so i just didnt get it replaced until yesterday
Bergy
Bergy: i dont think it rly counts as "unplugged" when you were still snapchatting us every night from your ipad pointy
Bergy: bsffr
Today 5:07 PM
LaPointe: wait how do you know about that 😭
LaPointe: you told me you deleted snap from your phone before i left!!!
LaPointe: dont lie to me bergy!!
LaPointe: i thought you were my best friend 😭
Bergy
Bergy: bro im not lying!!!
Bergy: i swear to shane!!
Holly
Holly: ???
Bood
Bood: (Laughed at "i thought you were my best friend 😭")
Hazy
Hazy: (Laughed at "i thought you were my best friend 😭")
Dilly
Dilly: (Laughed at "i thought you were my best friend 😭")
Haasy
Haasy: (Laughed at "i thought you were my best friend 😭")
Roz
Roz: (Laughed at "???")
Barrett
Barrett: (Laughed at "???")
Bergy
Bergy: dude i prommy!!
Bergy: i was at luca’s!!
Bergy: he showed me all of the snaps
Roz
Roz: (Reacted 👀 to "i was at luca’s!!")
Barrett
Barrett: (Reacted 👀 to "i was at luca’s!!")
LaPointe: okay fine i forgive u
Bergy
Bergy: ty baby ily 💋
Haasy
Haasy: (Disliked "ty baby ily 💋")
Today 7:19 PM
Coach Wiebs
Coach Wiebs: Glad you're back, LaPointe!
Coach Wiebs: Everyone, I'll see you tomorrow at 2:30pm for gym and light skate.
LaPointe: ohm ygdo why didnt anyone tell me this was the chat with coach
LaPointe: i was just kidding about the Substances!!! ha ha ha haha
Chewy
LaPointe: (Disliked a message)
Coach Wiebs
Coach Wiebs: What you kids do in the off-season is none of my business unless you make it my business or do something illegal.
Coach Wiebs: And I’m assuming it was just weed.
LaPointe: yes it was 😭
LaPointe: please dont fire me i have a wife and three kids
Roz
Roz: the wife in question: @Holmberg
Bood
Bood: the three kids in question:@Haas @Young @Boyle
Coach Wiebs
Coach Wiebs: And what a beautiful family it is.
Coach Wiebs: Kid, you're 21. That's considered "of age" in CO. Relax.
Coach Wiebs: As long as there’s nothing in your system during the season or for Randoms, you’re good.
Coach Wiebs: Rest up tonight boys. And don’t forget to stay back after practice tomorrow if you have time - I heard Harris has plans for everyone.
Holly
Holly: (Holly and 19 others liked "Rest up tonight boys. And don't forget to...")
