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(Oh what a curse it is to be a lover girl) A forsaken chatfic,,,

Chapter 2: Keelers:)

Summary:

keelers & it's pride month P:

Notes:

happi pride month y'all

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

After a tough round with Nosferatu, losing to 007n7 who only had 3 hp left and somehow surviving which ultimately angered the vampire.

"GOD DAMN IT." Nosferatu yelled as he spawned back to the killers cabin, claws covered in a mixture of all the survivors blood. Driven by anger he threw a chair at Mafioso who was chatting with c00lkidd.

Mafioso barely dodged it, the chair crashing into the wall as it broke into pieces. "Salty much, Nosferatu?" he mocked, knowing this was a generational fumble for the vampire. What could he say? (his boyfriend) c00lkidd's dad was really clever with all the clone parrying and the timed teleportation. Suddenly, Guest 666 in their human form—well I don't really know how to explain it but just imagine a regular guest with maybe bright red glowing horns and a spiky tail with red eyes and some black.

"Guys Guys Guys!" Guest 666 called out, their tail wagging excitedly as they held out a box that had a note that said "fones"

"Dear Lord, did the Spectre even try to spell? c00lkidd could probably do better than him." 1x insulted, knowing the Spectre couldn't do anything about it. They opened up the box carefully—by careful I mean by Azure cutting himself with the box cutter.

[Keelers gc]

ᯓMafi0s0ish3re0_o: how the FUCK do you manage to cut yourself with a damn box cutter, Azure

Azur3Wrath: Shut the fuck up Mafia man, you can't talk shit about me when you burnt TOAST

ᯓMafi0s0ish3re0_o: bitch I was half a sleep??? Plus it was one PIECE

n0lii: One piece mentioned?

1x4: Shut the FUCK up hoe

c00lkeed^_^: why are you all SWEARING

Bluuduud2122121: SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP C00LAID

ᯓMafi0s0ish3re0_o: Bluudud.

BluuDuud2122121: my bad...

pr3ty._.priincesss: You guys act like uneducated swines oh my evergreens

John_Do33:

D00MBRING34: why do you have an image of the triple T

John_Do33:

ᯓMafi0s0ish3re0_o: ??? what the fuck is it with you and tung tung???

c00lkeed^_^: tung tung sahur

ᯓMafi0s0ish3re0_o: okay kiddo...

Notes:

made this in class again lol...

Notes:

a bit rushed, also this is for shits and giggles so don't expect a lot of chapters