Chapter Text
The curtains open up again showing a rolling scene setting with Tsukasa walking in a market, he's wearing a school uniform, but not U.A's uniform. A voice is heard from the speakers, but is no where to be found.
Narrator #1(Rui): "Welcome to the life of Momiji Kigashi. He is the average high school male. Good grades, younger sister, thriving with both parents, and really popular, especially among the girls. It' just an ordinary life."
Narrator #2(Nene): "The only thing that wasn't ordinary about his life, was this certain girl he like. Her name? Kotaki Hikari. Now, Kigashi would tell Hikari that he likes her, but the problem? Kigashi is a jock, and popular, Hikari is a choir kid and is invisible. And with how elite their school is, dating outside of the 'cliques' is a massive crime."
Narrator #1: "But a certain decision that Kigashi makes today, changes his ordinary life drastically..."
Mysterious Dealer(Emu): "Fortune Apples! Fortune Apples! 100¥ for a reading and get an apple selected based on that reading!"
Kigashi: "Fortune Apples?" He asks himself, then walks up to the stall out of curiosity.
Dealer: "Well, hello there young man!" She greets, then goes straight to the convincing game. "How does 100¥ feel for a reading. It comes with a free apple!"
Kigashi: "Uhh... sure?"
Dealer: "Great! Come on inside!"
The Dealer leads Kigashi further into her stall, the curtains close and reopen again for the scene to change into a tent interior. Inside the tent is a crystal ball. She motions for him to take a seat, then sits on the other side.
Dealer: "Any questions before we start?"
Kigashi: "Yeah. What are you going to do?"
Dealer: "I'm just going to read your life through the crystal ball then give you an apple based on what I read."
Kigashi: "I see... wait I still have to pay you!" He scrambles through his pockets and gives the dealer 100¥.
Dealer: "Thank you! Let's start." The Dealer starts waving her hands around the crystal ball and gives instructions to Kigashi. "I want you to relax your body... think of something that makes you happy..."
Kigashi does exactly what the Dealer instructs. His arms droop down as he thinks about Hikari, and how seeing her happy gives him joy.
The Dealer frowns, her eyebrows scrunching up.
Dealer: "This is new... I've never met a person with such a boring life." She sighed. "According to the reading, you live a very ordinary life. Just the average popular boy in high-school. And if you don't make a drastic decision to add some spice to your life... you'll feel miserable. But I have just the thing for you!"
The Dealer goes under the table, rummaging through the items before rising back up and showing Kigashi a teal-colored apple.
Dealer: "This is the Reincarnation Apple. With this apple you can reincarnate into a new life!" She claims, handing him the apple.
Kigashi: "Uhh... thanks. I gotta go now." He says, taking the apple and exiting the tent, the curtains close and the scene changes back to the street market.
Kigashi: "Let's hope she wasn't scamming me.." He mumbles to himself. "I feel like I'm forgetting something... I NEED TO PICK UP KIRA!!"
Kigashi sprints across the market and off stage. The curtains close and open up again. The stage has now changed to a school field. Emu and Nene are now in the spotlight.
Monoma: "Oh? Kusanagi's up already? Heh-heh... let's hope she doesn't get stage fright!" He laughs from the Class 1-B section of the auditorium.
Hanta: "Emu's back on stage already?" He asks in astonishment from the Class 1-A section.
Denki: "Theatre kids are magical I swear... how do they change so fast?"
Teammate A(Emu): "Kirashi-san, are you waiting for someone?"
Kirashi(Nene): "Yeah, just my older brother." She answers. "He's always here every practice to pick me up but it seems he's late..."
Kigashi sprints back onto the stage, rushing straight at Kirashi.
Kigashi: "KIRA!!"
Kirashi: "Slow down!! You're late." She says grabbing his shoulders.
Kigashi: "Whatever... let's just go home already."
Narrator#1: "Kigashi's walk home isn't that long, but to Kigashi, it felt longer than usual. The apple and what the Dealer said to him was still stuck in his hand. Eventually they got home and Kigashi just sat in his room, staring at the apple."
Kigashi: "What am I supposed to do with this...?"
Leo/Need starts strumming the chords for 転生林檎.
Kigashi sits in his room staring at the apple as Rui starts singing.
(Rui)”heibon na jibun ga iya nan demo nai seikatsu ga iya
(Nene)usankusai bainin kara katta ayashii ringo wo houbatta
(Emu)kashikoi wanabii wa minna yatteru ippashi no nanimono ka ni
(Tsukasa)umarekawatte yarinaoseru tensei ringo”
Kigashi takes a bite of the green apple. The curtains close, then open up again. While the Leo/Need plays the instrumentals for 転生林檎, on stage shows the four WonderShow members cycling through each other. Rui as an inventor, Nene as a warrior, Emu as an artist and Tsukasa as a savior. The curtains then close and open again with the spotlight on artist Emu.
(Tsukasa)"aru hyougensha ni natta zensekai de shousan sareta
jibun wa tokubetsu de hoka wa bonjin de sono sainou ni yoishireta
(Rui)daga hito wo aisuru sainou wa naku aisuru nakama wa satte itta
aa mata dame deshita (Tsukasa & Rui)tensei shiyou”
The curtains then close and open again with the spotlight on inventor Rui.
(Nene)"aru hatsumeika ni natta seiki no daihatsumei wo shita
sekai ga heiwa ni narimasu you ni honki de kokoro kara negatta
(Emu)daga hatsumei wa heiki riyou sarete zankoku na chi no ame ga futta
aa mata dame deshita (Emu & Nene)tensei shiyou”
The curtains close again, now it shows Emu and Rui under some machine that's made up of a conveyor belt and a hydraulic press, and Rui and Emu were going right under it!
Mina: "Oh no! Kamishiro-senpai and Emu-chan are going right under the hydraulic press!" She points out in the crowd.
Momo: "Are they even permitted to use machinery as dangerous as this!?"
(Ichika)"sainou ga nai kara chenji
Emu then turns into Tsukasa, Tsukasa wearing the same clothes as Emu(Tsukasa & Emu)mata risetto Then they get crushed, and the same process happens for Nene and Rui.
(Ichika)atama warui kara chenji (Nene & Rui)mata risеtto
The scene changes again to the four walking over a storybook
(Ichikajinsei no kouryakuhou koufuku no hisshouhou
misakai nai ne ‘jibun’ ga kiechatta no?”
The next for the next six lines, Rui runs from upstage centre to downstage left, then Nene is put in Rui's place, she looks towards upstage centre, then the scene cuts to two NeneRobos dancing over a grave. Then it changes to Emu falling from the top of the stage before her wings bloom out to save her, then some really cool aurafarming happens.(watch the mv yourself, I'm tired)
(Tsukasa & Nene)"kurikaеshi kurikaeshi umarekawari
yamazumi no nakigara no ue de danshingu
(Emu & Rui))riinkaaneeshon riinkaaneeshon no hitsuu na sakebi
aishite aishite iya”
(Nene & Rui)"kurikaeshi kurikaeshi umarekawari
kirameku nitari yottari no sutoorii
(Tsukasa & Emu)riinkaaneeshon riinkaaneeshon no hate no oobaakiru
doushite doushite"
(Rui)"aru kyuuseishu ni natta mushou no ai wo wakeataeta
takusan no hito ga shitai sonkeishi oi mo wakaki mo atama sageta
(Tsukasa)daga junsui sugite aku ni damasare hone made shaburarete shimatta
aa mata dame deshita (Tsukasa & Rui)tensei shiyou"
(Emu)"aru kakumeigo ni natta hen na kireigoto wo kiratta
shoujikimono ga baka wo miru sekai de ruuru wo utagai tatakatta
(Nene)daga te ni ireta chikara ni obore heiwagoto moyashite shimatta
aa mata dame deshita (Emu & Nene)tensei shiyou"
(Ichika)"jinbou ga nai kara chenji (Nene & Rui)mata risetto
(Ichika)taigi ga nai kara chenji (Tsukasa & Emu)mata risetto
(Ichika)kairaku no dorei interi no bourei
isekai demo genjitsu wa shabakatta yo"
(Tsukasa, Emu, Rui)"kurikaeshi kurikaeshi umarekawari
rekishi naki mukyouyou no aimusoorii
(Tsukasa, Nene, Rui)riinkaaneeshon riinkaaneeshon no hitsuu na sakebi
aishite aishite iya"
(Emu & Rui)"kurikaeshi kurikaeshi umarekawari
senkai yatte mo shippai no rabu sutoorii
(Tsukasa & Nene)riinkaaneeshon riinkaaneeshon no hate no oobaakiru
(Nene)doushite doushite"
(Tsukasa)"aru boukensha ni natta risou wo motomete tabi datta
(Rui)mubou na chousen demo tsuranuku shisei ni hitobito wa kandoushita
(Nene)daga risou wo motomeru ga amari tsumi no nai hito ga gisei ni natta
(Emu)aa aa mata dame? doko e mukau no darou?"
(Tsukasa & Emu)"kurikaeshi kurikaeshi umarekawari
yamazumi no nakigara no ue de danshingu
(Nene & Rui)riinkaaneeshon riinkaaneeshon no hitsuu na sakebi
aishite aishite iya"
The curtains then change, cutting to Tsukasa flying on the stage, with Emu, Nene, and Rui switching places with each other while Tsukasa flying holding their hands.
(Tsukasa & Rui)"tensei ringo tensei ringo de umarekawari
(Tsukasa and Nene)tensei ringo tensei ringo de genkai shittari
(Tsukasa and Emu)tensei ringo tensei ringo de ikkan no owari
(All)doushite doushite"
(Rui)"aa tensei ga owatta heibon na jibun ni modotta
(Nene)kanashii kedo nandaka hotto shita saa jibun wa doushiyou ka
(Emu)shirafu ni modottara minna yameteku jibun ga jibun de aru tame ni
(Tsukasa)gomibako ni suteta tensei ringo"
Kigashi: "Eeeuuufgghh..." He groans, sitting up from his bed. He doesn't remember what happened, but he sees the Reincarnation Apple on his nightstand, and that's when it hit him! "Right... I went through that spiral... was it a dream...? But it felt so... real..."
Kirashi(from kitchen): "Onii-chan!! Come here!"
Kigashi rolls out of his bed and drags himself to backstage, the scene changes to the kitchen.
Kigashi: "What...?"
Kirashi: "Wash the dishes. I'm cooking supper."
Kigashi: "Do it yourself... I'm tired.."
Kirashi: "Hey! I'm not doing 2 chores in a row!"
Kigashi: "And I went through the most horrendous dream of my life! I'm too tired to do that."
Kirashi: "A-! I-! Are you serious? Did you forget about the hierarchy?"
Kigashi: "What hierarchy...?"
(Kirashi)“mukashimukashi no sono mata mukashi
toaru kizoku no nakayoshi na kyoudai
ikaryakushou”
(Kigashi)“‘chanto yare!’”
(Kigashi)“jiiya ga yobu seki ni tsuke (Both)yooi don!
(Kigashi)naifu to fooku de ousen itashimasu no
(Kirashi)datte bokura wa burujoa no
rippa na rippa na kizokusama nan desu desu no”
“hirefuse gumin kimi to no chigai wo
vaivaisuroi misete yaru ze
(Kigashi)oi mate mate mata katte ni sonna
minu keru you na hattari kamashite”
(Kirashi)“haai haai hai hai
oniisama no oose no mama ni”
(Kigashi)“aa mukatsuku ze! maaji mukatsuku ze!
ani ni taishite namaiki na taido
toki no koe gongu wo narase
kenka boppatsu de sensenfukoku”
(Kirashi)“itazura shite warunori shite
hora hora aotteku Style de
"ooyasuuri" kachattara
maido arigatou de kimi no make! (sshaa!)”
(Both)“dakedo kimi kimi dake ga
([T}seih [N}yaah [T]tooh [N]yaah [T]uh [N]uh [T]yaah [N]hah)
(Both)boku ni niai no raibaru
([N]seih [T]yaah [N]tooh [T]yaah [N]uh [T]tooh [N]yaah [T]hah)
(Both)ochiru no mo hekonden no mo
([N}uh [T]hah [N]seih [T]yaah [N]yaah [T]seih [N]hah)
(Kigashi)choushi kuruwasareru kara
(Both)koyoi mo temee to yai yai yai yai”
(Kirashi)“daitai niisama ga itsumo souyatte nayo nayo shiteru kara
boku ga niisama no bun made sekkyokuteki ni natte yatterun da yo
mou sukoshi kansha shite hoshii ne
toshiue no kuse ni zenzen tayori ni naranai oniisama toka na bakari da yo mou
kyou kara boku ga ani ne kore kettei!
hai kettei”
(Kigashi)“omae ga itsumo hitori de bousou suru kara
ore ga shirinugui sezaru wo enaku narun darou ga
ato ore wa betsu ni hetare ja nai shinchou na dake da
meido tachi mo jiiya mo itteta zo
honto mou sukoshi ochitsuite kure tte
aa mou! urusee~”
(Kigashi)“aa mukatsuku ze! maaji mukatsuku ze!
nikumareguchi wa okuchi wo chakku
toki no koe gongu wo narase
jisedai no enperaa wa (Both)kono (Kirashi)‘boku da!’ (Kigashi)‘ore da!’”
(Kirashi)“itazura shite warunori shite
hora hora aotekku Style de
ichi kara hyaku itadakimasu
maido arigatou de kimi no m…”
(Kigashi)“masaka no (Both)hihikiwake(ee--!)”
Kigashi: "This is stupid, let's just eat already!"
Um stuff happens, I'm too lazy to write filler, they going to school noe.
Kirashi: "Hey, aren't you ever going to tell Hika-"
Kigashi: "Shut up..."
Kirashi: "You gotta tell her at some point. You both graduate this year, what other chance do you have?"
Kigashi: "You're right... but how do I approach her?"
Kirashi: "Do you care more about being the one you love? Or your reputation?"
Kigashi: "I- Just- I'll figure something out!"
Uhhh skip some stuff skip skip im to lazy to write this shit.
It's now the afternoon and stuff, Kirashi doesn't have practice but Kigashi does(in volleyball) so he stays at school while Kirashi heads home by herself.
Then this interaction happens...
Kigashi: "Eeeuuufgghh..." Kigashi groaned. "Coach was really harsh with that practi..." Kigashi cuts himself off, he sees Hikari in the distance. She seems to be waiting for someone.
Kigashi: "Just approach her... she's not that judgemental." Kigashi tells himself. He strides across the stage, with a bit of confidence.
Kigashi: "Um... Hi Kotaki-san.." Kigashi greets.
Hikari: "Call me Hikari, Momoji-san."
Kigashi: "Then you can call me Kigashi. Uhh... are you waiting for anyone?"
Hikari: "Not exactly. I was just texting my mom, letting her know that I'm finished rehearsal."
Kigashi: "You had a rehearsal today? How was it?"
Hikari: "Oh, it was great. My teacher appointed me a full solo song." She said, slowly starting to walk. Kigashi follows beside her.
Kigashi: "May I hear it?"
Hikari: "Of course! And sing along if you'd like."
(Hikari)[“shabadaba pappapparappa
shabadaba taturirappara
(Kigashi joins in)shabadaba papaparapa
shabadaba pa
shabadira turira parira turira
shabadira turiruri dada tiraru
shabadira turira parira pari ra”]
(Hikari)“yuuyami no kyanbasu ni wainreddo no yuuhi wo
miokutta (Both)kaerimichi
(Hikari)anata no haato wa mou watashi no koto egaiteru no kana”
(Kigashi)“konya wa jikan mo tappuri aru kara
anata dake no watashi de ite ageru yo
(Hikari)yukkuri to shinkokyuu shite (Both)mitsumeattara”
(Ichika)“hajimaru yo
(Both)“miracle painting
kiseki no show time
(Hikari)mahou no hitofude de (Both)muchuu ni sasete
(Kigashi)tsume no saki made subete (Both)anata iro ni somete”
(Hikari)“koyoi wa (Kigashi)anata to (Both)ikutsu no yume wo kazoeta kana
(Kigashi)afureru (Hikari)omoi wa
(Kigashi)kazoekirenai (Hikari)tsutaekirenai
(Both)ii tsukusenai madamada tarinai”
“dakara (Ichika)mada owaranaide”
(Both)“miracle painting
kiseki no show time
(Hikari)mahou no hitofude ni (Both)mou muchuu yo
(Kigashi)motto motto choudai (Both)watashi dake no iro wo”
(Ichika)“owaranaide (Both)miracle painting
miwaku no tekunikku
(Kigashi)shiage wa mada chotto matte ite ne
(Hikari)anata ni tsutaeru kara (Both)kokoro kara no”
“I love you!”
[Ichika](shabaturira turira turara
shabararu piruraraparuwa)
Then they kiss and the curtains close. The end!
in the crowd...
Shousuke: "That Tenma boy..." He says, raging in the crowd because of the kiss.
Hinata: "Calm down Shousuke! It doesn't have any correlation to their relationship in real life."
The curtains open up again with all the units(-Niigo) on stage, with Rui right on centre stage, he's still in his Inventor Kigashi costume. Emu is still wearing Hikari's costume, Nene in Kirashi's outfit, and Tsukasa still in Kigashi's outfit.
Rui: "Hello U.A and guests. My name is Kamishiro Rui, and I am the director for this show. I also played Narrator 1 and Inventor Kigashi for Tensei Ringo. Before you all leave, I'd like to give some words of thanks." He then turns to Nene. "Start us off."
Nene: "LIGHTS!"
Mafuyu hangs down from her position on the stage beam before going back up.
Everyone: "LIGHTS!"
Nene: "SOUND!"
Mafuyu shines the spotlight on Kanade. She's really shy in the light.
Everyone: "SOUND!"
Nene: "PROPS!"
Mafuyu shines the spotlight on Ena.
Everyone: "PROPS!"
Nene: "COSTUMES!"
Mafuyu shines the spot light on Mizuki.
Everyone: "COSTUMES!"
Nene: "THE HUMBLE STAGE MANAGER TENZURU MERU!!"
Mei comes out of the curtains and onto stage, doing a cute pose before heading backstage.
Everyone: "MERU!!"
Nene: "Finally... THE BEST DIRECTOR ANYONE COULD ASK FOR... KAMISHIRO RUI!!"
Everyone: "RUI!!"
The applause finishes and Rui takes over again.
Rui: "Thank you very much, Nene-chan. Now that those thanks are taken care of, let's move on to the rest. First, thank you to our teachers here at U.A for allowing us to do this show. I'm very sorry to those who wanted to use the Hero Stage and we just took it over instead. Specifically, thank you to Ectoplasm-sensei for letting his quirk help us during the Tensei Ringo choreography. Thank you to Leo/Need for playing the instrumentals for every song that was played tonight. And finally... THANK YOU TO MY WONDERFUL ACTORS: KUSANAGI NENE, OTORI EMU, AND TENMA TSUKASA FOR PUTTING ALL THEIR HEART INTO THIS SHOW... MAKING IT ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWS WE'VE EVER DONE DESPITE ONLY 2 WEEKS OF REHEARSALS!!"
Everyone in the crowd starts to clap. There are some words of praise let out.
And that's the end!