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Rose Landry 
@roselandry
I met my favorite gay boyfriend again. Go watch us drink whiskey and talk about our failed 2-month relationship on BuzzFeed. #TruthOrDrink
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollander24 · 2h
Replying to @roselandry
It was fun, let’s meet again soon.
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Maggie
@HollanovsVersion
I still think there is something fishy about this situation...
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Cliff Marleau @Marley7Cliff · 1h
Replying to @HollanovsVersion
me too.
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @BigRoz8 · 52m
Replying to @Marley7Cliff
what the fuck marly
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Cliff Marleau @Marley7Cliff · 41m
Replying to @BigRoz8
there were a lot of bag skates during rose&hollander era ok
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Hollandry platonic
@platonic_goals
Shane and rose’s friendship is so dear to me
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ali 🌿 @hollander_sup · 50m
Replying to @platonic_goals
literally sobbing at the best woman reveal they are everything
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puck thoughts @puck_mind · 35m
Replying to @platonic_goals
the sheer amount of trust it takes to let someone hold a literal binder of your life secrets... that's soulmate behavior
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Nate @nhl_centerline · 20m
Replying to @platonic_goals
Most divorced couples could never have this level of pure comedic chemistry. I love them.
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puck_discourse
@puck_disc
Shane’s game is immaculate how did he pull both rose Landry and Ilya rozanov?
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courtney @rozanovs_skate · 42m
Replying to @puck_disc
true all that while being awkward asf
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chloe 🏒 @hollander_zone · 30m
Replying to @rozanovs_skate @puck_disc
he’s hot, funny, rich, best player in the league. What more do you want
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Rose’s girlfriend
@Xquad4
Can we talk about Rose Landry’s hair in this video though??? The slick back is slick backing. She looked drop dead gorgeous.
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shanes_eyebrows
@hollander_eyes
Shane Hollander has the best jawline known to man kind
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fit_check_nhl
@nhl_fits
Both of them looked completely unreal. Rose in that tailored blazer and Shane actually wearing a shirt that fits perfectly without a single crease (obviously). They are a visual powerhouse duo.
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hollanov_daily
@hollanov_updates
shane hollander with a slight whiskey flush and rosy cheeks while trying to defend his organizing habits is genuinely the most attractive thing i have ever witnessed on a screen.
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Boston for life
@marlow_warrior
cliff marleau come here and tell us what was Hollander’s name in rozy’s phone
Cliff @Marley7Cliff · 45m
it was Jane, they weren’t that creative
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @BigRoz8 · 52m
Replying to @Marley7Cliff
it did the trick you never guessed so
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Cliff Marleau @Marley7Cliff · 41m
Replying to @BigRoz8
why the fuck would I guess that you’re sleeping with Shane Hollander???!!!!
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@BigRoz8
Stop calling me Lily. You are not Shane Hollander. Is only hot when he say it.
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Moni 🏒
@ottawacentaurss
"apparently I have a type" SHANE HOLLANDER BISEXUAL KING CONFIRMED FROM HIS OWN MOUTH WE WON 🌈 #BisexualVisibility
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollander24 · 2h
Replying to @ottawacentaurss
No still very gay.
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Scott Hunter
@scotthunter_21
Rose Landry please release send me the files.
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Rose Landry @roselandry · 1h
Replying to @scotthunter_9
Hello to you too, Scott! How are you? I am fine.
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollander24 · 45m
Replying to @scotthunter_9 @roselandry
Wow Scott I didn’t know you can use social media, considering your age.
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @BigRoz8 · 52m
Replying to @shanehollander24
omg i love you so much
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Lils
@hollander_center
Thinking about the assistant who lived for years believing Rose was dating a girl named Lily. RIP to that secret lesbian romance.
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Hockey Talk Daily
@hockeynews_net
"He doesn't have the bandwidth for infidelity. You have a calendar, Shane. That's it." -Rose Landry on cheating rumors.
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Troy Barrett
@troybarrett_official
Shane's color-coded planning sheets are a team hazard. If you move a sticky note, your line placement is compromised.
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RJ
@rozsrightskatelace
WHO WERE THE TOURISTS IN THE VANCOUVER ELEVATOR?? I NEED ANSWERS.
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Rose Landry @roselandry · 5m
Replying to @rozsrightskatelace
They were very nice and very confused by the club sandwiches. Please let it go.
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Hayden Pike
@haydenpike_official
people want those messages for chirp material on rozanov. It’s me, I’m people.
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @BigRoz8 · 30m
Replying to @haydenpike_official
Go back to your 1000 kids pike.
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Cinematic_Rose
@rosetheory
The way Rose Landry effortlessly manages two high-stress NHL centers... she should run the league. #RoseForCommissioner
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Puck_Thoughts
@puckthoughts_
"Military dictator with a label maker." New description for Shane Hollander just dropped.
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SuitWatch
@hollander_style
Thinking about Shane being so anxious about wedding suit wrinkles so he calls his movie star bestie to help. fml.#HollanderWedding
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Lisa_Raiders
@raiders_lisa
"I have a type." I know he means personality but Roz and Rose have almost the same name. Both blonds with hazel eyes. You do have a type Shane Hollander.
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RoseLandryFans
@roselandryfans
Ilya trying to kiss Shane before the officiant even finished the sentence... the man has been waiting years, he didn't have 30 more seconds.
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HollanderStans
@hollander91
Shane blushing when Rose mentions the "late night confessions" folder... he knows he is toast if she ever hits upload.
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Harris Drover
@hdrover_centaurs
As social manager, I am officially declaring a moratorium on the “Lily” mentions in our team mentions box. Thank you.
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CentaursFan_91
@centaurs_91
"I was protecting your skin!" - Shane Hollander, professional hockey player and amateur dermatologist.
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LilyIsIlya
@lily_theory
So for years, some poor girl thought Rose had a girlfriend named Lily, and it was just Ilya Rozanov in a wig (metaphorically). That poor girl got robbed of a great sapphic story.
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RaidersFans
@raiders_nation
Ilya is never going to do a face-off against any team again without the player whispering "Lily" at him. #NHL
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Yuna Hollander
@yuna_hollander
Stop asking if I always take Ilya’s side, I plead the fifth.
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Hollander rules
@shanes_girl
Shane’s mom taking Ilya’s side in arguments is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard. Mother knows best!
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TimelineChecker
@hockey_facts
Checking the Metros vs Raiders schedule for the "Pickled Ginger" incident. Stand by.
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RoseLandryIcon
@rose_is_queen
"Those text messages are my retirement fund." Rose Landry is a savvy businesswoman. We have no choice but to stan.
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Roz’s Wife
@gocens
Ilya Rozanov has zero impulse control. Confirmed by his husband, his ex-girlfriend, and the entire city of Ottawa.
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ChocolateTaskForce
@hollanovs_third
The mental image of Ilya texting Rose to ask what chocolate will stop Shane from "eyebrow scowling" is why I wake up in the morning.
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ShaneHollander
@shilya2481
my name is Shane Hollander my husband is a hot athlete I have three Stanley cups and tens of awards and my ex girlfriend turned best friend is a movie star. girl fuck you.
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HockeyGrit
@hockey_grit
Shane being absolutely confident he would beat Rose Landry by 20 goals is the energy we need for the playoffs. #Centaurs
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollander24 · 12m
Replying to @hockey_grit
The text files are staying safe. I'm already sharpening my skates.
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FandomQueen
@fandom_queen
If you haven't watched the Rose/Shane video yet, what are you even doing? It’s iconic. It’s messy. It’s perfect. 🏆
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