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[11:34 PM] TUESDAY
There were a few facts Niko was certain about today. First, it was a late night in a late summer, the final stretch of August. Typically when he thought of Late August, he just thought of his best friend's birthday, but now there was something else on his mind. Which was related to the second fact, he was currently on a plane with many people he knew, on their way to an Indonesian island.
You might've heard of it, it was called Bali. No big deal, Niko shrugs.
Because, thirdly?
His other best friend was getting married.
To Sharky, of all people, he jokes.
And Niko was going to be Kenny's best man.
He pokes Aj quite a few times during their long flight, reminiscing with all of the other wedding guests of how the time has flown by. Chunkz scolds them too many times to be quiet. They were arriving two days before the ceremony, because they were apart of "Shenny's" wedding team and the flight itself was 17-19 hours. He had spent a majority of it either sleeping, or joking around.
Thankfully, they had one night (a few hours remaining) of flying, and when they woke up, they'd arrive.
SHENNY'S WEDDING❤️
[9:12 AM], Wednesday
sharks:
okay guys
you all settled in your rooms yet?
james:
yeah man
fuz:
Yes Sharky! ❤️🌼
chunkz:
oh im already irritated
yes i am
i have a question
sharks:
cool dont care
chunkz:
???????
this how u talk to your best man? mental
sharks:
save it for after bro
everyone else?
aj:
no. niko is being a fucking WEIRDO right now
sharks:
ok so thats a yes i guess
chunkz:
who made you the host this is horror
arent you usually good at this
sharks:
fine kenny can do it then
kenny:
of course baby😍
wait what do I do
chunkz:
this might actually be the stupidest couple of all time
sharks:
youre the reason any of this ended up happening so.
blame yourself for our love ❤️
@nikoomilana @georgewise @emansv2 @darkestman @michaelhamilton @johncarrey @nellarose
nella:
yes darling!
everything's well here 🥰
niko:
Sharky can you tell aj he can't change roommates
I get scared at night
aj:
sharky please ban him from the wedding
kenny:
mate we're in bali too late now
chunkz:
ack you lot are ruining my boys' special day
darkest:
all is good here man
I just have a question about the hotel's gym, though
oh and my tv not working
chunkz:
Wallahi he's not gonna answer you
sharky:
do i look like i work here
james:
george is fine aswell
sharky:
kay cool
and the rest never answer their phones which is great
chunks:
just knock on their doors man
they might still be snoozing from the flight
ken:
fairs
i'm sure they'll answer soon bb❤️❤️
sharks: ah maybe, still gotta check i guess
chunkz:
shabeel i'm already irritated
aj:
me too ffs
chunkz:
oh are you having boy troubles again
aj:
i will bang you in your mouth
chunkz:
well im having big life troubles here.
aj:
which are?
chunkz:
guwss who's right next to me and and my lovely wife's room?
aj:
who
chunkz:
Fu Izzy.
aj:
did you just sneeze on me
chunkz:
Fuz man
aj:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO💀💀💀
FUCK💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
and i thought mine was bad
chunkz:
Aj Shabeel I will punt you across the sea.
seventeen hours of a flight and he's talking LOUDLY next door.
whose next to you then?
aj:
johnny carey
chunkz:
piss off that's not bad
thats our brother
aj: and next to his room is nella
chunkz:
oh
nevermind that is mad awkward
aj:
this must be an ai generated sleeping arrangment there's no fucking way
chunkz:
i wouldnt put it past sharks to be fair.
or kenny
aj:
sharky is so obsessed he would let kenny's cte brain make the weddinh list
chunkz:
fuck sakes man
aj:
💀💀
chunkz:
so how's it with you and niko?
aj:
honestly?
horrible
chunkz:
okay and the real answer is
aj:
i’m being SERIOUS
hes been annoying me all morning
chunkz:
you two were being mad cutesy in the plane ride though.
practically snuggling and allthat
aj:
against my will by the way
did you not hear me hitting him
chunkz:
[Voice message ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|• 0:19]
"uuuu nikooo!!!!! nikooo stopp🥰 niko's touching meeeee"
aj:
I ALMOST PLAYED THIS FULL VOLUME IN FRONT OF HIM
YOU PRICK
chunkz:
he's still there?????
wait
two beds or one
aj:
thankfully two
those idiots did something right for once
chunkz:
i could see you beaming when they told us they were engaged
aj:
no i wasn't
i was disgusted by their pda and wanted them to stop
chunkz:
sure
i cant wait to get my invites for the shabeel and omilana wedding
aj:
never texting you ever again
pinero:
Sharky
sharky:
oh hey?
whats up
pinero:
sooo why wasnt i put into the wedding gc
bit of an oversight innit haha
sharky:
wait what
harry you're not supposed to be here until friday for the ceremony
pinero:
????
i was on the plane man
sharky:
WHO TOLD YOU TO COME EARLY
pinero:
Darkest
sharky: .
kenny:
baby where are you
sharks:
i am so overstimulated
i'm checking to see if everybody is in their rooms
and then apperantly
harry pinero's here for no reason
and now i gotta find where the hell he is
and
i cant
kenny:
sharks:(((((
why'd u go off without me i wanna help
sharks:
dont worry about me okay.
you're in charge of some other things remember?
just focus on them til i get back
kenny:
alright
feel free to call me right away if you need something
sharks:
of course daddy
kenny:
😩😩
dont say that now i want you hereeeeeeeeeeeeee
come baackckkkkkk
sharks:
patience is a virtue bb
we have the rest of our lives together, no?
kenny:
yeah you're right
ive always loved that brain of yours😍😍🥰🥰
sharks: which one?
kenny: Both
sharks:
heh
i love you
so much
kenny:
i love you too!!!!!!!!!
sharks: i love you
more
sharkymore
kenny:
MoreKenny
sharks:
two high quality channels to be fair
do you even watch my second channel videos
kenny:
sharks: dont answer that actually
niko:
KEn
Ken Ken Ken
Kennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeey
ken:
Hey sorry!
what's up bro 🥰
niko:
Ken to be honest with you, I am over the moon.
ken:
Aww why?
niko:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY???
You're getting married and I get to do a best man speech in just two flipping days!!!!!!
ken:
oh yeah 🥰
niko:
"oh yeah"
Nice one
Now i'm just gonna talk about shades and blood and war the entire time
ken:
I feel like you would do that
niko:
Wow
Is this how you see me?
ken:
Not at all actually
I'm really happy
But when I start thinking too much about everything? I start crying
And that's no good
Gotta save it for the wedding
niko:
Well
In general if you start thinking,
even a little bit, you start crying
Since your brain and body are not used to it
ken:
Alright then.
niko:
Wait don't cry I'll cry
ken:
LMAO MAN what is this conversation supposed to be
niko:
No idea
I guess what i'm trying to say is... I love you brother❤️
And thank you for giving me this opportunity.
It means the world to me
ken:
❤️❤️❤️
Love you too bro.
It couldn't have been anyone else for the job, knew that even before the moment we started planning
niko:
☹️❤️
I will start crying for real man
ken:
I hope you'll return the favor one day :)
niko:
Well you'll might have to wait a bit longer for that, Ken
ken:
nahhhh
don't keep aj waiting like that
niko:
?????
What does this imply?
ken:
Nothing
I think it's pretty direct
And straightforward
niko:
"Straightforward"
Coming from someone who is gay and backwards in life
ken:
Wtf
True
Wait no
Bisexual
Sharkysexual
Wait
Don't try to change the subject by confusing me
niko:
but i always do that kenny!
ken:
You do?
niko:
Me? Never
ken: Huh?
Fine, let it go then
You know what I mean
niko:
I actually don't
ken:
Whatever man
Stop by later, I gotta go find Sharks and the planner
niko:
Don't mention him to me. The planner.
That wedding planner is an absoute fool.
Should be behind bars, really.
He has horror taste
ken:
????? Why?
niko:
Not for wedding related reasons. I haven't seen that yet.
I’ll complain later.
ken:
Did you bring your notebook 😂
niko:
Maybe.
No, no it’s something much much worse.
ken:
Spit it out bruv
niko:
This morning I genuinely saw him eating...
I can't. I can't even say it.
ken:
What, Haribo's?
niko:
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
KENNY YOU JUST CURSED ME AAAAHHHHHHHHH
aaHHHHHHAA MY EYES
ken:
Bye Niko. 😂
niko:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sharky:
amin
amin
km gonna throw up
chunkz:
I will genuienly leave the group
If you vomit in front of me ever again
Not joking
sharky:
wait im not serious
but now thata we're talling about it
my gag reflex is starting
chunkz:
Wallahi I dont want to be hearing about no gag reflexes
Thought you didnt have that anymore
sharky:
hey.
offensive to assume things...
chunkz:
Whats going on then
sharky:
stress
that's about it
chunkz:
You nervous?
sharky:
yeah very
not because of the wedding though
im so happy i could cry
chunkz:
Aw well that’s nice then
sharky:
but also
what if kenny decides im not enough for him
realises he could do better and
that the whole wife and kids thign is way better
and
fuck wait
i have to go
chunkz:
sharks...
dont say all that nonsense, yeah?
talk to him about it and youll know none of this is true
sharky:
you think?
chunkz:
i know
you get too in your head sometimes man.
you never wouldve said anything to kenny if it wasnt for me
sharky:
yeah
im forever thankful for that you know
chunkz:
im glad
now dont self sabotage
work this out tomorrow or something.
sharky:
okay :)
SHENNY WEDDING ❤️
[12:20 PM]
sharks:
alright so
all of you have freetime til 1 pm .
that's when the hotel serves lunch
i won't be around cause i have to meet with the some people at the venue but kenny will be there
fuz:
I can come with you Sharky!
chunkz:
shut up man
kenny:
yeah no way tfffff
sharks:
afterwards feel free to explore the city or even just rest.
bali is pretty beautiful, so,
make the most of it.
kenny:
you're what makes it beautiful though 😍
sharky:
heheh❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
aj:
public server bro
i'm gonna throw up
niko:
Aj your frequent homophobia at this beautiful gay wedding is appalling
aj:
IM NOT PHOBIC OF ANYTHING??
george:
question
sharks:
yes go ahead
chunkz:
oh ok but when i have one???
george:
i'm the photographer and a wedding guest what does that mean
sharky:
there is multiple people involved with that so you're still apart of it
darkest:
Oi no way what is this
the royal wedding?
james:
Wait what
Is this why you invited me?
Will I have to be an editor post-wedding for the film roll?????
Nobody told me about thus
sharks:
pssttt no?
but you did just give me an idea so thanks
james:
Oh come on
Why do I bother
johnny:
Guys hello
There's a random man dressed in all black
darkest:
that might be me you know
johnny:
Who's been stood confused in the hotel lobby for about an hour.
The staff's asking me if i know him.
james:
WHAT
sharks:
pinero.... ffs.
funniest mfs
nella:
soooooo👀👀
whats the deal with niko and aj👀👀👀👀
are they together yet? 🥰
darkest:
Woah wait
What did I miss?
chunkz:
?
there is no way you don't know
you got memory loss?
darkest:
well bruv i just thought they were joking innit!??@@?!
theyre a thing????
chunkz:
yes and no
darkest:
Mental health
nella:
i'm assuming this is how sharky and kenny started?
chunkz:
Eh kind of
shenny's story is hot and cold and hot.
niko and aj is lukewarm suffering
nella:
oh how... cute?
darkest:
Mad ting
And what does any of this mean
chunkz:
don't ask me
I'm the best, man.
darkest:
You might've misunderstood what "best man" means.
nella:
are you lot going down for lunch or what?
darkest:
Yes?
nella:
not asking for you btw i wanna see your wifeys🥰🥰❤️❤️🥰
chunkz:
this wedding is going to last forever i swear
Leave them alone Nella
nella:
never, theyre going to be mine❤️!!
by the way
the reason i asked is cause i heard a commotion at their room
sounded like arguing :/
chunkz:
they are always arguing to be fair
darkest:
Was it like a real fight, though?
nella:
to be honest i dunno but
sounded tense
think aj stormed off too
chunkz:
looks like I'm gonna have to get involved again.
sharks better thank me
BETA MALES
chunkz:
niko omilana and aj shabeel pipe down.
streets are saying the two of you are fighting and i can't allow this
aj:
WE'RE NOT THE ONES FIGHTING.
niko: Well
ken:
deletethis
Please dont stress out sharks man
aj:
you already do that everyday
ken:
No I don't
aj:
you're a BOXER
do u think the cte bit is a joke
ken:
Nvm you're right
aj:
I always am tf
No jk im usually wrong 💀
ken:
Bro
Me too to be fair
chunkz:
aight then? anyway
i feel like the immediate family, aka us, should know what's going on
aj:
wanna know what happened?
chunkz:
yes bitch
thats why im asking
aj:
?!💀
THEY'RE KICKING US OUT.
sharks:
wow
so you get evicted in every single place you live in or?
aj:
sharky please
niko:
I can't lie that's kind of funny
chunkz:
and why are they doing that?
aj:
oh my days you know what.
we're getting placed into another room because of pinero's sudden arrival.
they're moving a few of us around for no reason
sharks:
oh yeah actually
that was my choice
aj:
WHY
sharks:
well they called
they said there's no space until the next day
aka when our other guests and family arrive
i said ok
put niko and aj in the one bed room
move johnny in with pinero
simple really
aj:
sharky
SHARKY
niko:
It's really not that big of a deal though,
Ajye come back upstairs man
aj:
im just getting a drink at the vending machine leave me alone ffs
just put my shit in the new room
chunkz:
and this is what got you so upset?
typing like an angry 13 year old
kenny:
get it together man it'll be alright.
it's not a big deal
aj:
whatever
it just annoyed me
but don't stress over it
sharks:
oh dont worry
im not :)
aj:
?????
wtf does tbat mean
sharks:
what
im being genuine
niko:
Sounds a bit scary to be fair
Or maybe just ominous
sharks:
how is what i said scary
just go eat your food or wtv i dont care
aj: 💀💀💀…
[2:34 PM]
niko:
ajy...???
Aj Shabeel
My little Pupu Cutie Kawaii Shorty Cheesecake
aj:
dont make me ruin their wedding
because i will start blasting
niko:
where are you
you've been gone for hours
and im so alone and coolddddddd
aj:
didnt u go eat with them lot
niko:
ok i did but
im worried where are you
aj:
in our room bro
where would i be
niko:
Wanna go on a walk with me
aj:
no
niko:
ok
aj:
wait no
come back im bored
lets go on a walk
niko:
Yay❤️❤️
We have to explore Bali Ajy its beautiful
aj:
how is it beautiful if you havent seen it yet
niko:
well while we were stuck in a different part of indonesia
i saw these pricks go here
theyre from a channel called beta squad,
if youve ever heard of them,
and it looked lovely, so... i think it is.
Dont tell them that though.
aj:
genuinely?
never in a million years.
theyd be so annoying about it
jakarta wasnt so bad though
the cats were cute
niko:
Yeah :))
and so were you!
aj:
aight man im blocking your number
Niko and Aj eventually meet up downstairs, and together they walk around the streets of Bali. It's a pretty place, they admit fairly quickly, it was no wonder their friends would like to get married there after their first visit.
They walk alongside each other, their arms occasionally touching and Aj making a fuss about it. But it was nice, beautiful and very warm outside, and Niko was glad he was sharing this moment with Aj who cooled down after his temper tantrum at the hotel.
They walked around in a comfortable silence, until Aj had a very important question.
"Do you think... They have cat cafes here too?"
"Wait." Niko stops. "Ajy, you're a genius."
"Hah, I try." No one's ever said that to Aj before; probably. "Let's go find one."
fuz:
Hello Kenneth
kenny:
it's kenny!
fuz:
Ok
Say, kingkennytv
how long have you and sharky been a thing?
he's never mentioned this relation to me, prior to the engagement
But I've had a feeling. Because...
He’s mentioned you a lot.
kenny:
Uh
fuz:
And, I'd consider him and I close friends.
Peep the video on Sharky More
"Who knows me more? Beta Squad Edition"
kenny:
Um
But you're not Beta Squad
fuz;
Irrelevant
kenny:
Okay😂
well it's kind of hard to explain and i don't have a lot of time right now
fuz:
Explain please
How is love hard to explain
kenny:
Mate why do you care
Ask Sharky after the wedding or something
Or someone else
fuz:
So you don't know
kenny:
I DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THAT
fuz:
Noted.
kenny: BRUV
BETA MALES
kenny:
dude who is this fuz guy
chunkz:
are you serious
how do you not know him
he is a guest at your wedding
kenny:
eh
chunkz:
Mental health
kenny:
where are you bro
chunkz:
umm, the pool
Where else would I be on this fine day?
kenny:
you can't swim though
chunkz:
But guess what?
I can relax
kenny:
fairs
niko:
bali is beautiful ken
aj and i are exploring right now
chunkz:
Awe Nikaj on a little tourist date
How cute
niko:
oh aj wants to send you a message!
"Not a date, die." "Nikaj is shit."
what a kind hearted man he is
chunkz:
normally i dont believe this kind of stuff from you, but in this case I do.
also kenny
why do you ask
kenny:
he asked me how long sharks and i have been a thing
how do i explain wtf we had going on for years to someone who doesnt know
chunkz:
now why the hell is he asking you
kenny:
i dont know thats what i said too
chunkz:
these sds guys man
they always have something to prove for sharky's love and worship
kenny:
fairs me too
niko:
and nobody believed me when i said he was a dictator...
chunkz:
i generally as a person and in life dont believe you
niko:
oh come on dont be like that chunkzyyyyyyyyy
chunkz:
Chunkzy? Thats crazy
Im changing my name now
aj:
do u think.
anyone's gonna notice.
[pic] ???
niko:
what, the giant box you're bringing back to the hotel?
absolutely not!
aj:
thanks tallneck
i'll find a way to sneak through somehow
niko:
well im at front desk right now.
i'll try to distract the staff so just swoop in
aj:
kk
thanks
If needed ill use you as a human shield
niko:
thanks ajy
[5:23 PM]
aj:
sharks
you back yet?
sharky:
i'm on the way back, yes
aj:
ok cool
jst checkcing
sharky:
what is it aj
aj:
nothing
sharky:
deez
aj:
deez what bro you cant make that joke out of thin air it doesnt work like that
sharky:
nutting deez nuts in yo mouth😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
aj:
that is shit
i hate you
sharky:
and ur wasting my time for what :/
tell me what’s up
aj:
fine
today did you do that on purpose?
sharky:
do what 💘💘💘
aj:
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
sharky:
no i dont
yeah i do
if you're asking me if it was on purpose: yes and no
aj:
what do you mean
sharky:
technically there's a few other people i couldve moved
but tbh it just made sense for it to be you two
aj:
why bro
sharky:
what u think i'm gonna move eman and michael into a single bed?
thats mad
theyd kill me
aj:
YOURE DUMB BRO
sharky:
im beautiful and smart
no but you two are close
and share a bed all the time
so it was the least awkward option
aj:
for niko it was the least awkward.
for me i'm suffering
yeah we've shared a bed but we've never SLEPT in the same one
sharky:
just wear socks😂 doesnt count😂
aj:
you are so corny omh
okay genuine question
sharks you're the only one of the guys that, knows knows right?
sharky:
on a serious note yes
i didnt tell anyone
amin's got suspicions buuuut
aj:
not a word was said?
sharky:
nope none at all
aj:
thanks
i appreciate that a lot actually
sharky:
i know what it feels like so i'd never do that
aj:
not even kenny?
sharky:
nah
niko's probably confiding in him though
aj:
ugh shut up man
its not like that
hes not like that
sharky:
and you know how?
aj:
i just do
sharky:
ah but you dont
never assume things, okay?
aj:
im assuming real hard right now , i know him better than anyone
sharky:
put that effort into an actual hobby for once❤️
aj:
I HAVE HOBBIES
sharky: that's not video gaming or editing or bothering niko
aj: hey don't forget about my music
sharky:
you know, now that we're on the topic
i used to think i'd never be able to find love
aj:
sounds pathetic tbh
sorry bad timing
sharky:
rude
anyway
i always thought that'd never be a reality for me
because everyone i ever liked or dated never ended up working out long run
and there were so many different and complex reasons as to why they didn't work out
aj:
what do you mean
sharky:
well if we're getting too deep here
this might last forever
put 2 and 2 together man you can relate
aj:
k. continue
sharky:
and despite all that i liked him for so long
too long.
and i thought it'd never get to be anything with him beyond the thin line of friend and lover
but with some help and a lot of time
i stopped being scared
and we realised it was okay to be uncertain
as long as we had each other
aj:
oh
thats honestly really sweet sharks
whose cutting onions
got me tearing up over here
sharks:
heh
aj:
how'd you like
shit how do i say this
realise, i guess?
or when did you feel seen for the first time
sharks:
oh interesting question
no one's asked me this before
do you know any nina simone songs
aj:
no not really
sharks:
well
over a decade ago ed sheeran did a cover of her song called "be my husband"
but he didn't change the pronouns
he sang it as if it was a love song between two men
and that really meant a lot to me back then,
to teenage sharky
aj:
yo i never knew that?
no wonder you like him so much
sharks:
yeah
mostly because he's a great musician
but i guess that's when i fully realised who i was
i've always felt it but hearing it out loud was something different
a man singing for another to be his husband.
only took the entire decade for me to be ok with it though
aj:
fuckkkkkkkk
it'll take me twenty
sharks:
what made you realise?
aj:
uh
sharky
sharks:
what
aj:
dont laugh plewse
sharks:
of course not bro
aj:
ok so
the thing is
sharks:
just say it come on i dont care
aj:
alright
when naruto accidentally kissed sasuke in episode 3 season 1 of naruto
and listen
sharks: .
aj:
listen
sharks:
lldowheowhfidke
plw
PLEASE
HhAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
aj:
OI STOP
WHY ARE YOU MOCKING ME THROUGH TEXT
sharks: [Voice message ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|• 0:12]
"HHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH"
aj:
SHARKY
sharks:
i thought itd be like
at school or a movie or something you nacas
two animated guys got u acting like that?
naruto making your kids gay
aj:
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY MADE THEM KISS THREE TIMES
sharks:
dude i honestly
didnt even know they kissed at all let alone more than once
why didnt you tell me i wouldve watched years ago
aj:
oh my days you sick frreak
sharks:
lol
aj:
nah but listen
i like sasuke and sakura
theyre kind of trash but
if i ever had a gf i'd like her to be like sakura to some extent
controversial opinion
sharks:
right...
aj:
but hinata and naruto is just stupid!?!!?!?!!??!?!??
like ffs they just put female sasuke and naruto with the other
and naruto and sasuke got a deep bond.
I dont ship them
Shipping is for pussies I swear
Grown men dont do that shit
sharky:
well depends
aj:
but it changed my life
sharks:
man
youre such a nerd thisi is actually.
well . honestly
very expected
aj:
whatever
sharks:
didnt u and amin have a naruto themed friendaversay
aj:
YEAH BUT NOT LIKE THAT
sharks:
sure
hes a taken man aj
go for the single lady (nikolas)
aj:
💀💀💀
he's single because no woman wants to be near his breath
sharks:
but you do it anyway
gotta go im almost back to the hotel
but thanks for telling me
aj: kys
sharks: ❤️
niko:
George
George
Jorjé
george:
?
hello
niko:
Where are you brother let's go get dinner together
george:
oh i'm not at the hotel
niko:
Why did you leave me alone and stranded
george:
weren't you with aj
niko:
Yes
george:
eat with him
i'm exploring solo
niko:
where's james then
george:
drinking
niko:
Of course
Come backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
george:
did something happen
niko:
No
Yes
Aj stole something and we're keeping it in our room
george:
lol ok sure
niko:
wait no
George I'm being serious
george:
not buying it mate
niko:
GEORGE
george:
see ya
niko:
Mybrother please
chunkz:
where are u man
wallahi i'm stealing your plate
aj:
nah take it
i finished eating
don't feel like it
chunkz:
hmm okay then
wanna know the current situation here?
aj:
sure
chunkz:
johnny's eyeing nella
aj:
yikes
chunkz:
sharky and kenny are all over each other while arguing with michael
aj:
typical
chunkz:
pinero and darkest are at my ear chattering far too loud
fuz is making his way over to...
drum roll please
aj:
let me guess
chunkz:
sds clout daddy
eman's also stealing food off your plate.
george is gone
james is gone but in a different sense
aj:
allah everyone's a mess
chunkz:
Basically yeah
aj:
and is thereanyone else
chunkz:
boy
is there anyone else
no i dont think so
aj:
amin
are you playing with me
chunkz:
Pause
Mental am I playing with you?
aj:
NOT LIKE THAT
chunkz:
oh yeah nikolas omilana
is going up to your room with a plate
aj:
what
you're not supposed to do that
take food from the hotel restaurant i mean
chunkz:
wait you're right
wtf he's trying to sneak some in out the door
okay what are youse two doing
aj:
nothing
chunkz:
eman said he saw you in the elevator holding a cardboard box
aj:
I KNEW HE'D SNITCH
THAT BITCH
chunkz:
?????
aj beel dont tell me you're hooked on indonesian drugs
aj:
NO???
piss off man
chunkz:
This is absolute horror
and here i thought he was just being cutesy with you
aj:
he's never cutesy at all ffs he's a grown ass man
chunkz:
Sure
whatever it is
get your shit together
and i mean that
it's my job to tell you not to ruin shenny's day
aj:
oh my days
THIS GUY💀
it's not anything crazy
what if i just wanted a cardboard box
chunkz:
to do list:
tell niko how you feel
get rid of the drug box or whatever mad ting you are on
and have a happy time at our friends' wedding
aj:
I DONT FEEL ANYTHING FUCK OFF.
AND ITS NOT A DRUG BOX
you nacas
telling me what to do never works
im gonna do the opposite of allthat
chunkz:
I'm growing grey
Aight buzz off man
I'm going to your room in a few minutes
aj:
Dont
chunkz:
and why is that
aj:
Dont worry about it
Let's hang outside instead man
chunkz:
i dont trust your short scheming self whatsoever
but alright
sharks:
hey
i miss youo.
come back baby
niko:
A bit forward of you but
I miss you too Sharky!
sharks:
WHAT
I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THIS TO SOU
niko:
Oh...
Oh okay.
So you hate me?
sharks:
NO
You know what
Sometimes
niko:
I hope SDS never wins a match ever again. This is going in my notebook.
sharks:??????????????? whatnotebook you can't be serious youknow what i dont give a fu
sharky:
hey
i mjss you
come back baby
kenny:
i had to go they were callingggg meee to sort some stuff out:(((
sharky:
i know
i shouldve come with
kenny: no way sharks you were out all day!!!!!!!!!!
i'll be back in a few hours
I have to be useful too
sharky:
this is torture
please im so tired
send boobs
kenny:
😂😂
sharky:
im so serious
kenny:
Fr?
sharks:
did you know how pissed i was
watchiing you
run with your man tits going up an d down
in a whole othr fucking continent
kenny:
LOL
sharks:
😐
kenny:
Nothing funny about that im sorry
sharks:
say im sorry sharky
youre the best and i love you
kenny:
im sorry sharky youre the best and i love you
sharks:
and say ill send you a pic of my Boobs
kenny: [pic]
sharks:
🙂↕️😌😍🥰☺️😝
im throwing away the pillows i know where i'm sleeping tonight
kenny:
Crazy
sharks:
?
kenny:
I mean
Yes
sharks:
good
actually there was something important i wanted to talk to you about tomorrow
so just keep that in mind
kenny: Ok❤️❤️
Whatever it is
I'll listen
sharks: :)
SHENNY WEDDING
[9:45 PM ]
sharky:
okay
thanks for all being
hmm
more or less well behaved today
that was considerate of you
fuz:
Always Sharky!
I'll even wake up when you need me to
chunkz:
this is horrific
kenny:
was i bad 😍😍
aj:
im acc gonna throw up
sharky:
you're always badd🥰🥰🥰
anyway
be up early if u want breakfast
aka if you want to beat a hundred of our family members so you have something to eat
darkest:
great
cant wait for that man
sharky:
then there's the dumbass rehearsal dinner
chunkz:
rehearsal dinner, what am i?
you think i dont have practice?
aj:
we know how to eat sharks
sharky:
yeah idk that's just the plan
and umm
then our "bachelor" party
and then we fall asleep
then wedding yay
and yeah im tired
so piss off all of you to bed please
or if you're out come back before midnight
thanks
james:
orrrrwhatttttt
sharks:
or i'll get kenny to knock some sense into you
chunkz:
i could take him easily there's proof
sharks:
me too😝
chunkz:
NOT what i meant
darkest:
who wants to go the gym with me in the morning please
kenny:
ME
aj:
i'll go
maybe
niko:
Me aswell
chunkz:
say wallahi
niko:
Ok no I'm not
chunkz:
you already know i'm going
johnny:
nah dont feel like it
nella:
i'll go!
johnny:
i might
chunkz:
darkest:
can we add harry in here
sharks:
no
darkest:
okay
niko:
okay
it's with me right now
absolutely adorable this is the best day of my life
aj:
man how are we gonna hide it from the housekeepers
niko:
let's bring it with us tomorrow while they're cleaning?
aj:
and how do u plan to do that
niko:
don't worry i'll find a way
how are you feeling ajy?
aj:
eh
im fine
you?
niko:
im good
i had fun today
aj:
okay...?
niko:
with you
aj:
ok
niko:
You short prick just say thanks me too
aj:
no
niko:
You look rather handsome these days❤️❤️
aj:
??????
that's mad you know that right
fuck off
niko:
No but i'm being serious
you've got a bali glow
aj:
oh
well thanks
youre less chopped than usual
niko:
Wow ok
aj:
hey i'm out right now
let's hang outside for a bit
niko:
Okay
Coming down
pinero:
Its weird
Feels like nobody wants me here
darkest:
Well,
Brother
you know what nevermind
SOMALI BOYS
sharks:
ok tomorrow in the morning
while you’re all at the gym
PLEASE send me pictures of sweaty shirtless kenny ineed itplea
aj:
I want to remove you from this group
im NOT doing that shit
WHYARE YOU THE ADMIN
fuck it i’ll leave instead
[aj.shabeel has left the group]
[aj.shabeel has been added back by Evil Dictator]
sharks:
You can’t run
chunkz:
Never in a million years will you catch me next to Kenny’s sweat that’s horrendous
ken:
In the morning while I’m out can you visit Sharky I feel bad if he’s alone
niko:
Yes sure Ken 🥰
ken:
Take a pic of his beautiful eyelashes and send it to me please
niko:
What
You know what sure
Wait ok while you’re in the gym can you tell Aj that he’s cute from me
I think he’ll get mad cause he’ll be lifting weights and stuff and yk he’s supposed to be tough
He’s right next to me right now he won’t expect it
ken:
What
Sure bro
eman:
how is it that in a group of 5 people
4 are couples?
michael:
???
whose the 2nd couple
eman:
Niko and Aj
Are they not
michael:
Nah
Actually
I don't know
eman:
theyre gonna be sleeping in the same bed tonight man
michael:
Oh really?
Yeah probably dating
eman:
its crazy how they lasted so long as a group
With 4 relationships
michael:
Would it not be 2 relationships?
eman:
Ffs
Michael:
I used to think Kenny was jokingly gay
Like pre-Sharky-whatevership
He'd get drunk
Then get all touchy with me
eman:
damn
michael:
Here we are now
He was actually gay
eman:
Man no wonder Beta's thriving then actually
They're full of love
Bitches
fuz:
Hey I have a question
aj:
no
fuz:
Ok
ken:
SHARKKKKYYYYYYYYYYY
sharks:
keennnyynynnnynynnnyssns
ken:
i missssssyouuuuu
sharks:
its been 10 minutes
ken:
yeah☹️
Longest day of my life
sharks:
ha ha
its okay
i missed you too
where r ru come to bed please
ken:
Michael and I are on our way back from the store
He's calling me out for smiling too much 😂
[Voice message ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|• 0:16]
"THIS GUY, YEAH? HIS FACE IS FULL OF LOVE."
sharks:
☹️☹️❤️❤️🥰🥰
ken:
🥰🥰😍😍
i'm on my way daddy
sharks:
heh heh
ken:
wait you know what's crazy
sharks:
what
ken:
i know we joke a lot
but i do think niko and aj have got something going on
they're in front of the hotel laughing
and they're like
pretty close
and they have been pretty close for a while
sharks:
hmm
that could be the case
but i dont know for sure
i hope they figure it out
ken:
yeah me too
niko's never told me anything so i could be wrong
sharks:
oh
interesting
do you think you'll ask?
ken:
nah
if he tells me he'll tell me
sharks:
yeah fairs
makes sense considering we were kind of similar with that
it takes time
now can u get here any faster orrrr??
ken:
on my way 🥰🥰
BETA MALES
[0:23AM]
chunkz:
who the hell is that
om
niko if this is you
wallahi im gonna punch you
kenny:
what are you on about man its so latw
chunkz:
latw yeah?
nice one
Nikolas Omilana iwill actually kill you
niko:
Hello
Please don't
wait why
chunkz:
something has been scratching at my door
for the last 15 minutes
niko:
????
AND YOU THINK THAT'S ME?
chunkz:
well who else would be doing something like this
brother if it's aj actually
niko:
aj doesn't scratch he bites
amateur mistake
aj:
piss off
who the fuck is scratching your door
wait
shit
um you know what i'll check for you
chunkz:
?? This is absolutely ridiculous man
Why did I agree to this
I have a wonderful house
And life
And
sharky:
because you love me! your best friend! 😍🥰
chunkz:
Don't know about that one
Go to sleep man
How the fuckc are all of you awake
sharky:
we were busy
aj:
with what
chunkz:
Aj i am going to beat you in tbe face
sharky:
wanna know?
chunkz:
NO WE DON'T
aj shabeel
did i just hear a meow
aj:
NOOE
chunkz:
STOP RUNNING THROUGH THE HALL
WAS THAT A CAT
aj:
NO THE FUCK?
why on earth would i have a cat wtf
chunkz:
AJ
you know i dont play about cats
i recognise one when i hear it
niko:
No idea what you're talking about
sharks:
wait
are you tellinf me the two of you snuck in a cat through the hotel
kenny:
if you guys could see the look on sharky's face rn oh shit
niko:
Well define, "snuck in", really.
chunkz:
there's a pussy running about holding a cat
aj:
ok thats
???????
sharks:
😀😃😄😁😆
aj:
SHARKY
sharks:
ayanlee.
aj:
its actually abdul jabaar these days
sharks:
I will find you.
CAN YOU BE NORMAL FOR 3 DAYS
niko:
No
sharks:
how exactly do you plan to take care of a cat here
aj:
well
we didnt really think that far ahead
sharks: Omhfjejej2kejfjo2iro2ejfo2jei2kwj1owejdjdjeeijdjejeje
HDHEJJFDJKEFJWJFHEJDODJ
aj:
DONT CURSE ME
sharks:
you know what
i wont get involved
do your own thing a
just please
dont get caught .
or i'll just
disintegrate
myself and then all of you
aj:
ok
yeah thats fair
sorry
niko:
Sorry Dictator Sharky
sharks:
good night
to everyone except niko and aj
niko:
Hey...
Bad night to us then!
chunkz:
thanks
good night idiots
kenny:
Night guys!!!!!!!!!!!!
aj:
💀💀
sharks: 😒