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Crowley spent most of the next morning not going to the licensing office.
This involved a great deal of effort.
He woke at six, which was unnecessary and offensive, stared at the ceiling for half an hour, then got up and made coffee strong enough to qualify as a workplace hazard. He drank two mugs, decided he was going to go, put on a jacket, took off the jacket, put on a different jacket, changed his shirt, changed it back, and spent seven minutes arguing silently with his reflection.
The reflection was no help. It looked like a man who had spent nearly five years failing examinations in order to avoid one ordinary question.
Newt came into the kitchen in pyjama bottoms and one sock, took in the sunglasses, the jacket, the hair, the fact that Crowley had not insulted the espresso machine once, and stopped.
“Oh,” he said.
Crowley pointed at him. “No.”
“I didn’t say anything.”
“You were about to.”
“I really wasn’t.”
“You were thinking.”
“I do that sometimes.”
“Don’t.”
Newt leaned against the doorframe, still half-asleep and far too knowing for a man who had once tried to make toast in a frying pan because the toaster “seemed angry.”
“You’re going to ask him,” he said.
Crowley picked up his keys. Put them down. Picked them up again.
“Maybe.”
“Properly?”
Crowley looked at him over the top of his sunglasses.
Newt raised both hands. “Sorry. Stupid question.”
“No,” Crowley said after a moment. “Fair question.”
Newt’s expression softened in a way Crowley had never found especially convenient.
Crowley looked away first. “He said tomorrow.”
“Then go tomorrow.”
“It is tomorrow.”
“I mean, go now.”
“Right.”
Neither of them moved.
Newt said, “Do you want me to say something encouraging?”
“No.”
“Good, because I don’t think I can without making it worse.”
Crowley huffed. “Probably.”
“But for what it’s worth, he didn’t say no.”
Crowley put his keys in his pocket.
“That’s the terrifying bit,” he said, and left before Newt could be kind about it.
The office looked the same as ever.
That seemed rude, somehow. Crowley had half-expected the building to acknowledge the occasion. A crack in the pavement, perhaps. An unusually pointed weather event. Perhaps a hand-lettered sign that read “ANTHONY CROWLEY HAS FINALLY REMOVED HIS HEAD FROM HIS OWN ARSE.”
Instead there was only the reception area, the row of plastic chairs, the leaflets, the glass panels, and Tracy behind the desk wearing a red scarf and the expression of a woman who had been waiting for her entertainment to arrive.
She looked up. “Mr Crawley.”
Crowley stopped at the desk. “Crowley.”
Tracy’s eyebrows lifted.
“Today,” he added, “It’s Crowley.”
“Is it?”
“Yes.”
She glanced down at the schedule with elaborate care. “Funny. I don’t seem to have you down for an Appearance.”
“No.”
“Or a consultation.”
“No.”
“Or, in fact, anything at all.”
Crowley shoved his hands into his pockets. “Not here for an Appearance.”
Tracy put down her pen. The room seemed to grow quieter, although that was probably only Crowley’s blood leaving his head.
“I’m here to see Aziraphale,” he said.
Tracy’s face changed. Not much. She was too good for much. But the smile that came over it was real, and far too satisfied.
“About damn time,” she said.
Crowley looked at the ceiling. “I can still leave.”
“You absolutely cannot.”
“Watch me.”
“I will phone Newton.”
“Low.”
“I will phone Anathema. We’re very good friends these days.”
“Vicious.”
“I will phone Mr Fell and tell him you came here to ask him out and then fled.”
Crowley stared at her. “You wouldn’t.”
Tracy smiled sweetly. “Try me, lad.”
Crowley shut his mouth.
She stood and smoothed her scarf. “He has ten minutes before his next candidate. I’ll ask if he can be interrupted.”
“Don’t say it like that.”
“Like what?”
“Like interrupted.”
“What would you prefer? Romantically inconvenienced?”
Crowley made a pained noise.
Tracy went to the hallway door, then paused. “Anthony.”
He looked up.
Her expression had softened again. “No tricks this time.”
“No tricks.”
“No false names.”
“No.”
“No wasting slots.”
“Never did.”
“Don’t get defensive with me. I know.” She pointed at him. “And no making him do all the work just because he’s kinder than you know what to do with.”
Crowley flinched, but nodded resolutely. “Right.”
Tracy studied him, then gave a brisk nod in return and disappeared down the corridor.
Crowley waited.
He had spent more than four years sitting in this reception area. Four years finding excuses to be still, to wait, to listen for Aziraphale’s door. He knew every mark on the wall, every outdated notice, every place where the carpet had worn thin. He had waited here as Mr Crawley, a lie in a jacket, with a route prepared and a mistake ready.
Standing there as himself was much worse.
The door opened, and Aziraphale stepped into reception.
He wore a grey waistcoat today, with a pale blue tie and the same glasses Crowley had watched him polish in the back of the cab the evening before. He looked less damp, which was a relief. Less tired too. There was a cautious warmth in his face that made Crowley’s rehearsed speech collapse immediately.
“Anthony,” Aziraphale said.
Crowley took off his sunglasses.
“Mr Fell.”
Aziraphale gave him a look.
“Aziraphale,” Crowley corrected.
“Better.”
Tracy made a sound that might have been a cough if anyone in the room had believed her capable of innocent noises.
Aziraphale glanced at her. “Tracy.”
“Yes, Mr Fell?”
“Do you need something?”
“No, Mr Fell.”
“Then perhaps…”
“Of course, Mr Fell.”
She did not leave. She sat down and began sorting papers with immense interest.
Crowley almost laughed. That helped.
Aziraphale folded his hands in front of him. “You said you wished to see me.”
“Yeah.” Crowley cleared his throat. “Yes. I did.”
Aziraphale waited.
Crowley had done harder things than this. He had slept under bridges. He had learned London from the ground up. He had passed the Knowledge, really passed it, in front of men who would have preferred him to fail because he was too young, too sharp, too much. He had taken drunk bankers, weeping bridesmaids, furious tourists, and one man with a double bass violin to the correct destinations and survived them all.
Asking Aziraphale Fell to dinner nearly finished him.
“I wanted to ask,” he said, then stopped.
Aziraphale’s expression was gentle, but not rescuing. Good. Infuriating. Good.
Crowley tried again. “I wanted to ask if you’d have dinner with me. Not as a candidate. Not as a fare. Not as anything involving paperwork, schedules, or Tracy’s terrifying clipboard.”
He glanced at Tracy. She did not look up. He looked back at Aziraphale. “Just me. Asking you. Properly.”
Aziraphale’s mouth softened. “Well,” he said. “Since you’ve gone to all the trouble of not fabricating a licensing appointment, I suppose I must consider it at the very least.”
Crowley’s heart dropped, then scrambled back up when he saw the smile. “Aziraphale.”
“Yes,” Aziraphale said.
Crowley blinked. “Yes?”
“Yes, Anthony, I will have dinner with you.”
Crowley stared at him for half a second longer than dignity recommended.
“Right,” he said. “Good. Great. Excellent.”
“Tonight?”
“Tonight?”
Aziraphale’s smile widened. “Unless you have another oral examination to fail.”
Tracy made a noise behind the desk.
Crowley pointed at neither of them in particular. “No one likes a comedian.”
“I do,” Aziraphale said.
Crowley looked at him. Aziraphale went faintly pink, but did not look away.
“Tonight,” Crowley said.
“Tonight,” Aziraphale agreed. “Seven?”
“Seven. I’ll pick you up.”
Aziraphale lifted one eyebrow.
“In the cab,” Crowley said quickly. “Or not in the cab. I can walk. Tube. Bus. Horse. Whatever’s least weird.”
“The cab is fine,” Aziraphale said. “You may as well use your professional advantages for good, now that you’ve exhausted them for nonsense.”
Crowley grinned despite himself.
Aziraphale’s next candidate arrived, looking pale and clutching a notebook. The moment shifted, became ordinary again, which somehow made it better.
“I’ll see you tonight,” Aziraphale said.
“Tonight.”
Tracy waited until Aziraphale had returned to the examination room before looking at Crowley over her papers.
“Well done,” she said.
Crowley put his sunglasses back on. “Never doubted me.”
“I doubted you constantly.”
“Cruel woman.”
“Seven o’clock, Anthony.”
“I know.”
“And bring flowers.”
Crowley stopped halfway to the door. “Flowers?”
“Or don’t. I’m not your mother.”
Crowley looked back.
Tracy’s face softened in the smallest possible way. “Bring something.”
So he brought books.
Not new ones. New books seemed too shiny, too eager, too much like guessing. He went to three shops between fares and found a small, battered volume of London essays with a cracked green spine, a collection of walking routes from the 1930s, and a book of poems he chose because he had opened it at random and seen the word angel, then immediately closed it again in self-defense.
He arrived at seven precisely.
Aziraphale was waiting outside beneath the awning, coat buttoned, hands clasped over the handle of an umbrella that appeared to have been replaced after the previous day’s betrayal. When he saw the cab, his face lit before he seemed able to stop it.
Crowley had to park carefully, because some moments deserved not to be ruined by mounting the kerb.
He got out. “Evening.”
“Good evening.”
“I brought you something.”
Aziraphale looked down at the stack of books tied neatly with brown twine. “Did you?”
“Tracy said flowers.”
“Ah.”
“I panicked.”
“And bought books?”
“Seemed on brand.”
Aziraphale took the parcel with both hands. “Your brand or mine?”
Crowley opened the rear door, then hesitated.
Aziraphale smiled.
“Perhaps the front?” he said.
Crowley let out a breath he had not realised he was holding. “Yeah. Front’s good.”
So Aziraphale sat beside him.
Not behind glass, not across a desk, not reflected in a mirror. Beside him, close enough that Crowley could see the fine mist caught on his sleeve and the careful way he held the parcel in his lap.
“Where to?” Crowley asked.
Aziraphale gave him the name of a small restaurant near Lamb’s Conduit Street.
Crowley knew it. Of course he did.
“Fifteen minutes,” he said.
“Is that a promise or a boast?”
“With me, angel, there’s overlap.”
The word slipped out before he could stop it.
For a moment, Crowley wished the road might open and take him.
Aziraphale only looked out of the window, smiling. “How efficient.”
Dinner was not efficient.
Dinner took three hours.
They talked about the city first, because it was safe ground and both of them loved it in ways that were not safe at all. Aziraphale talked about candidates, careful not to use names, and the strange privilege of watching people build London inside themselves. Crowley talked about courier work, about learning routes before he knew why they mattered, about how the city looked different at four in the morning when only foxes, cleaners, night buses, and bad decisions were awake. Aziraphale talked about growing up in the city, about his father’s fascination with esoterica and the origins of his own name (as if Crowley hadn’t Googled it within two minutes of reading it on the plaque all those years ago).
And Aziraphale asked questions.
Crowley answered some of them.
Not all. Not yet. There were things he did not know how to put on a table between the wine and the bread. Tadfield. His mother. The old name. The years when London had been less a home than a place that had not managed to throw him out.
Aziraphale did not push.
That was, perhaps, the first thing Crowley loved about him properly.
At the end of the night, Crowley drove him home. Aziraphale directed him to a narrow street near a small block of flats above a closed antique shop.
Crowley parked. Neither of them moved.
“Well,” Aziraphale said.
“Well.”
“I had a very nice evening.”
“Yeah?”
“Yes. Despite the circumstances under which it was arranged.”
Crowley winced. “Fair.”
“Very nice,” Aziraphale repeated, kinder.
Crowley turned towards him.
Aziraphale looked back, cheeks pink in the dim light from the streetlamp. “I should go in.”
“Right.”
Crowley reached for his door handle at the same time Aziraphale leaned towards him. They both stopped. Aziraphale laughed softly, and that did it. Crowley leaned in before courage could reconsider.
The kiss was brief.
Chaste, technically, though Crowley was not sure there was anything chaste about the way Aziraphale’s hand rested against his sleeve, or the way he sighed, quietly, just before pulling back.
“Good night, Anthony,” Aziraphale said.
Crowley swallowed. “Night, angel.”
Aziraphale got out with his books held against his chest and went inside.
Crowley sat in the cab for a full minute afterward, staring at the closed door.
Then he drove home by entirely the wrong route and did not care at all.
The second date was less careful.
Not careless. Aziraphale was not careless about anything worth doing. But there was less negotiation around the edges of it, less pretending they were two reasonable men making reasonable choices. Crowley picked him up on a Friday evening, and Aziraphale got into the front seat without being asked.
This time the destination was a cinema.
Aziraphale chose a restored film neither of them understood properly but both pretended to have opinions about. Crowley bought popcorn. Aziraphale objected on principle and then ate half of it. Their hands touched in the dark over the tub, and Crowley spent the next twenty minutes with no idea what was happening onscreen.
Afterward they walked because Aziraphale wanted air, and Crowley, who had spent his entire adult life choosing the fastest possible route, found himself taking smaller streets without complaint. Aziraphale told him about Gabriel in more detail, not bitterly, exactly, but with the weary precision of someone who had spent years being advised by a man who thought affection meant correction.
Crowley told him a little about Tadfield.
Not everything, but enough.
Aziraphale listened with the same attention he had once given routes. He did not interrupt. He did not reach for Crowley’s hand too quickly or soften his face into something Crowley would have to survive. He only listened, steady and present, with the courtesy of believing him.
At Aziraphale’s door, the silence was different from the first night.
“Well,” Aziraphale said again, but this time there was no hurry in it.
“Well,” Crowley said.
Aziraphale looked at him over his glasses. “Would you like to come up?”
Crowley’s mind blanked so completely that for one humiliating second he considered saying, Up where?
He did not.
“Yes,” he said, and then, because he was trying to be less of an idiot, “Very much.”
Aziraphale’s flat was warm and crowded with books. There were lamps everywhere, none of them matching, and a sofa that had clearly been chosen for reading rather than posture. Crowley stood in the doorway and tried not to look like a man cataloguing every detail for future devotion.
Aziraphale took off his coat. “Tea?”
Crowley looked at him.
Aziraphale’s mouth twitched. “Wine?”
“Better.”
They did not finish the wine.
Crowley was never quite sure who moved first. Perhaps it did not matter. One moment they were standing too close in Aziraphale’s sitting room, glasses forgotten on a side table, and the next Aziraphale had a hand at the back of Crowley’s neck and Crowley was kissing him like the answer to a test he had been failing on purpose for years.
This kiss was not chaste.
This kiss made Aziraphale make a small sound that Crowley felt in his knees. It made Crowley’s fingers curl in the soft wool of Aziraphale’s waistcoat. It made the room narrow down to warmth, breath, the edge of a bookshelf against his shoulder, and Aziraphale saying his name like he had found the correct route at last.
“Anthony,” Aziraphale said, breathless.
Crowley rested his forehead against his. “Yeah?”
“Perhaps,” Aziraphale said, and paused to kiss him again, which did not help either of them think. “Perhaps not here against the bookcase.”
Crowley glanced sideways. “Precious books?”
“First editions.”
“Right. Bedroom?”
Aziraphale took his hand.
The rest of the night folded into warmth and lamplight and the sound of rain starting again at the windows.
After that, things became wonderfully difficult to categorize.
They were not dating for long before Newt stopped pretending not to notice the way Crowley checked his phone and smiled and typed and smiled some more. Anathema noticed first, of course, but Anathema noticed everything first and then waited for other people to become interesting enough to catch up.
Dinner with Newt and Anathema happened on a damp Thursday in a small place in Soho where Crowley knew the owner and Aziraphale knew the dessert menu by reputation. Newt was nervous for twelve minutes, then accidentally asked Aziraphale a question about a route and forgot to be awkward when Aziraphale answered with genuine enthusiasm. Anathema watched Crowley over her wine glass and smiled in a way that made him feel both pleased and exposed.
“He’s good for you,” she said later, when Aziraphale and Newt were arguing amiably about whether certain points near railway stations were deliberately cruel.
Crowley looked at her. “Who?”
Anathema did not dignify this with a response.
Newt, warmed by wine and success, told Aziraphale the espresso machine only worked when insulted in Italian. Aziraphale accepted this information with grave interest. Crowley threatened to leave them all there.
He did not.
There were other dinners. Other dates. Museums where Aziraphale read every label and Crowley pretended to be impatient while standing close enough to listen. Bookshops where Aziraphale lost track of time and Crowley carried the purchases with minimal complaint. Walks that became drives when the weather turned, and drives that became walks because Aziraphale spotted a churchyard or a bakery or a shop window full of old maps.
Once, Aziraphale looked at his watch outside a shop and said, “We’re going to be late.”
Crowley held out a hand for the bags he was carrying. “We’re not.”
“We are. The reservation is in eleven minutes.”
“Angel.”
“What?”
“I know all the shortest routes.”
Aziraphale gave him a look that would have devastated a weaker man. “I am aware. I examined you on several of them.”
“Badly.”
“You examined badly.”
“I flirted badly. Different thing.”
“You turned failure into an inadvisable hobby.”
“Still got you to dinner.”
Aziraphale tried to look stern. It was one of his poorer attempts. “That is not the defence you think it is.”
Crowley got them there in nine minutes.
Aziraphale tipped him with a kiss against the brickwork outside the restaurant, which made Crowley nearly trip over the kerb.
Tracy remained insufferable.
She took one look at them arriving together outside the office two months later, Crowley carrying Aziraphale’s satchel because Aziraphale had bought three books at lunch and was pretending they weighed nothing, and said, “Well, well.”
Aziraphale said, “Tracy.”
Crowley said, “Not a word.”
“I wasn’t going to say a word,” Tracy replied.
“You were going to say several.”
“I was going to say I told you so, and that’s four words.”
“You did not tell me so.”
“I told you not to lie forever. Same thing.”
Aziraphale turned to Crowley. “She did?”
Crowley looked away. “Might’ve.”
Tracy smiled. “I expect to be mentioned in the wedding speeches.”
Aziraphale went pink.
Crowley made a strangled noise and walked into a chair.
It became a story, eventually.
Not the whole story. Not to everyone. But to the people who loved them and could be trusted not to report anyone to a licensing authority. Newt told it badly because he kept trying to be fair to all parties. Anathema told it with far too much insight. Tracy told it best, usually starting with, “At first I thought he was a twin, possibly estranged,” and pausing until someone asked whether he was.
Aziraphale told it rarely.
When he did, he always said, “Anthony took rather a circuitous route.”
Crowley would say, “Got there.”
Aziraphale would say, “Eventually.”
And then he would take Crowley’s hand under the table, which was enough.
Months passed. Then more.
Crowley still drove.
He drove through heat and rain and cold, through diversions and demonstrations, through late nights and early mornings. He drove tourists, nurses, barristers, musicians, tired parents, excited children, men who spoke too loudly into phones, women who cried quietly and apologised for it, people who wanted conversation, and people who wanted to be left alone.
He still liked the work. He liked the city under his hands. He liked knowing where people needed to go and being able to take them there.
But now, at the end of a long day, there was somewhere he wanted to arrive.
One Friday in November, traffic was appalling even by London standards.
A burst water main had closed two roads. A protest had rearranged half of Westminster. Rain came down hard enough to make everyone stupid. Crowley spent an hour creeping along behind buses, another twenty minutes explaining to a passenger that no, he could not simply “nip through” a road that had been physically dug up, and most of the afternoon making the sort of decisions that separated cabbies from men with satnav and misplaced confidence.
By six, he was tired in his bones.
By six-fifteen, he had been called a lifesaver by a woman late for a train and a criminal by a man who did not believe in traffic.
By six-thirty, he returned the cab, signed off, and got into the Bentley.
The Bentley was not practical for London. Crowley knew this. He had known this when he bought it the year before, and every day since. It was too low, too temperamental, too beloved, and deeply unsuited to roads designed by history, committee, and spite. But it was his, and he could take it far out of London if he wanted, and after a day of fares it felt good to drive something that answered only to him.
Mostly.
He reached the licensing office at seven on the dot.
Aziraphale was waiting under the awning.
That still did something to Crowley, every time. The sight of him there with his coat buttoned, satchel over one shoulder, hair catching the light from the office windows. No longer behind glass. No longer across a desk. Waiting for him.
Crowley pulled up.
Aziraphale opened the passenger door and slid in with the ease of long habit.
“Good evening, darling,” he said.
Crowley leaned over and kissed him.
It was brief, because they were in a loading bay and because Tracy might be watching from inside. In fact, Tracy was almost certainly watching from inside. Crowley kissed him anyway.
“Evening, angel.”
Aziraphale settled back, looking content and a little tired. “Long day?”
“Biblical traffic.”
“That bad?”
“Several plagues. Couple of minor revelations. One man from Canary Wharf was incensed that I wouldn’t drive directly into the Thames. Think he might’ve been Moses actually. Maybe he planned to part it.”
Aziraphale smiled. “Poor love.”
“Me or him?”
“You.”
“Good answer.”
Crowley pulled into traffic.
The Bentley purred, pleased with itself. Aziraphale placed one hand on Crowley’s knee for a moment, then withdrew it to fasten his seatbelt. The day’s noise began to settle somewhere behind Crowley’s ribs.
“Where to, angel?” he asked.
“Home, darling.”
Crowley glanced at the road ahead, counting lights, turns, traffic density, all of it arranging itself without effort.
“Fifteen minutes.”
Aziraphale looked over at him. His eyes were warm behind his glasses, and his smile had the same quiet danger it had held in an examination room years ago, when Crowley had not yet understood that Aziraphale had been learning him too.
“Actually,” Aziraphale said, “I thought we might take the long way round.”