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“Those were tasteful nudes,” Aziraphale says sharply. Really, now. The rest he can just about tolerate, but this is getting quite silly. When he glances at Crowley, he finds him looking over at him in the besotted sort of way he tends to whenever Aziraphale is getting feisty. “Surely the Almighty would allow,” Aziraphale goes on, “or indeed encourage us to celebrate the glory of the design — ”
“You have been using the Heavenly-issued telephones to send lewd photographs to one another?” Uriel interrupts. “The phones you were issued aren’t equipped with an image-taking function.”
“Ah,” Aziraphale says.
(Crowley says yes to Heaven. He and Aziraphale enjoy three fornication-filled weeks there before they’re banished for good.)
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09 Mar 2025
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V v funny cracky fic!
Update: so far nothing beats this for making me cackle, best antidote for a crap day i could ever want!
“Halo misuse”
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The Long Way Round by On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
25 Jun 2026
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Anthony Crowley has known London longer than London has known him. Every cut-through, cab rank, one-way system, theatre crowd, and hidden churchyard.
That’s the point of the Knowledge: the grueling, multi-part test every London black cab driver has to pass, thousands of streets and landmarks learned so thoroughly the city lives inside one’s head.
Crowley passed it years ago.
But when he falls for Aziraphale Fell, a soft-spoken, waistcoat-wearing examiner he has absolutely no excuse to ever encounter, Crowley does the only reasonable thing — he digs out his old birth certificate, registers under a name he hasn’t used in years, and signs up to fail the Knowledge on purpose.
Just one Appearance, he tells himself. Answer well, withdraw gracefully, ask the man out, done in twenty minutes.
Naturally, it doesn’t go that way.
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01 Aug 2026
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Marvelously economical writing style, in the best way, just a joy!
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Upon the Place Beneath by 5-door Wasabi (Ignica)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Dec 2021
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Due to their overlapping but different skill sets, Aziraphale is better than Crowley at certain Temptations, and Crowley is better than Aziraphale at one supposedly-angelic Task. That’s not necessarily a downside of The Arrangement. It’s absolutely fine, providing that no-one Upstairs or Downstairs notices – and after nearly eight hundred years, what are the the chances of that?
Right.
It may not be the End of the World, but it’s the end of the Eighteenth Century, the world is changing far too fast, and an angel and a demon are up to their necks in Serendipity, even though that concept was only invented in 1754.
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Let There Be Matter, Let There Be Light, Let There Be Literacy by Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types
04 Feb 2026
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Once they got over the pants-shitting terror, humanity as a whole felt pretty vindicated that dragons existed. The habitat wasn’t so much ‘caves in fairytale kingdoms’ as it was ‘cozy timespace folds in aesthetically-appealing nebulas with a view’, but how were they supposed to know that until space travel really got going outside of their own proverbial backyard?
A Good Omens sci-fi AU
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02 Jun 2026
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Fantastic space dragon Aziraphale meets weirdo curious engineer Crowley, so cool!
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Quisquis Amat or How am I Going to be an Optimist About This? by Olfactory_Ventriloquism
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Cambridge Latin Course
10 Jan 2025
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Aziraphale set his jaw and met Crowley’s gaze defiantly. “I’m getting rid of them,” he said adamantly. “I can just push them aside,” he insisted. “She can’t keep doing this, Crowley–” he cut himself off from saying more, from speaking into the world his fear that she, like the man in the temple, wouldn’t survive the polluted air much longer.
It was only then that Aziraphale realized that Crowley’s face had pulled into a wide, uneven grin. “You don’t have to convince me, angel,” he said warmly.
Together, they clambered down, hands reaching over each other, limbs briefly entwining and parting like the threads of their lives had ever been in the tapestry of history. The pattern ended with them standing side by side, a matched pair.
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Bookmarked by Treb
29 May 2026
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Really well done life in Pompeii with the lads and excellent OC Aemelia