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    Bookseller Aziraphale has never had much of a green thumb, but when radio host A.J. Crowley's new book about houseplants arrives at the shop, he makes an effort to sell as many copies as possible.
    His job is on the line, after all. And a mysterious redheaded customer with a penchant for vandalism isn’t helping.

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    01 Oct 2025

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  2. Rec 2

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    Crowley had tempted me to sin many times in our long existence. Six of the seven have long since been tallied and accounted for.

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    20 Sep 2025

  3. Rec 87

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    In the not-too-distant future, an angel and a demon sit down to watch a movie that probably shouldn't exist.

    While they start out happily mocking the out-of-character moments and strange plot twists, one character in particular may be more than they can handle...

    (Combination riff and analysis of the 1992 Good Omens Screenplay)

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    20 Sep 2025

  4. Rec 36

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    Aziraphale likes his tea hot, his routines quiet, and his flatmate reasonably sensible. Unfortunately, he lives with Crowley,a sunglasses-wearing menace who sings Queen in the shower, sets pastry on fire for fun, and keeps stealing his clothes.

    They’re definitely not flirting. Definitely not falling in love. Just… mutually annoying. With benefits. Emotional ones. Probably.

    Aziraphale: Also, you borrowed my scarf. Again.
    Crowley: Needed it. It was cold.
    Aziraphale: You own seventeen scarves.
    Crowley: Yeah, but yours smells like you. 😏
    Aziraphale: That’s very forward for a Thursday afternoon.
    Crowley: You’re blushing, aren’t you?

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    20 Sep 2025

  5. Rec 41

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    20 Sep 2025