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2026-07-14
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2026-07-19
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Absolute groupchat chaos

Chapter 4

Summary:

Sorry for short chapter I had no idea what to do lol also my hiatus is gna start in a week 😔

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

White: Hello

Ihatethisguy: Hi everyone

Returntoflour: Is there any way I can leave this chat

LIES: no escape SYBAUUUU

Richbitch: Hello ladies

LIES: 😔wgat about me😔😔😔😔

KFCenjoyer: No ur a homosexual so you count

Richbitch: Yes 👍

Ihatethisguy: What about me ☹️

Richbitch: You're prob also a homosexual so you count too

Ihatethisguy: I

Ihatethisguy: Ok

Emo_guy: What about me

LIES: GET OUT

KFCenjoyer: GET OUT GET OUT DIE DIE DIE DIE

Richbitch: Chat.

Emo_guy: Racists

Emo_guy is offline

KFCenjoyer: I am not racist I jusr hate dark caca

LIES: fr fr

ALCOHOLIC: Dark what

Hollyberrysimp: Hi hollyberryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

LIES: can I remove the lesbians please they're annoying

Richbitch: 😢

Hollyberrysimp: Na lesbian re amazig n!

Returntoflour: Are you drunk

Hollyberrysimp: No ur drunk

ALCOHOLIC: Only I can be drunk. Anyone else gets violently mauled

Ihatethisguy: Oh

LIES: on a more positive note, silent salt has rly been living up to his name

🤐🤐🤐shhh: Sybau

LIES: shit

LIES: shhhh HHhH shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ihatethisguy is offline

White: ♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️💍☯️💍☯️☯️💍☯️💍☯️💍☯️💍☯️☯️☯️💍☯️ ok bro

Richbitch: Are you dying

LIES: Help mE

LIES is offline

KFCenjoyer: WHAT Is going on brotien shake

Returntoflour: Burning spice

KFCenjoyer: Oh no what

Returntoflour: Shut the fuck up

Returntoflour: All of you actually

🤐🤐🤐shhh: Yes

KFCenjoyer: Ok fine bye I hate all of you I'm gonna fucking kill all of you soon

Hollyberrysimp: oh.

ALCOHOLIC: Yeah no bye.

Returntoflour: Now remove me please

Returntoflour: Shadow milk.

Returntoflour: This group chat is a prison

Notes:

This is being written 7/22/26, my dad found my other phone and found the google and Pinterest (I'm not allowed internet access) so between that incident and me going to sleep away camp on the 26th posting might get weird sry :(

Notes:

Wow 😯😳😯😯😯👍👍👍 😁
My first fic is a chatfic because I'm too scared to write an actual one lol

hey. I think I have aquired some version of the AO3 writers curse, because approximately 20 minutes after posting the first chapter, I found a dead opossum in my backyard. Wml chat!!!!!