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lorenzo named the chat ‘ng11 + nikoshidoucharlesness’
ng11 + nikoshidoucharlesness
shidou: w gc name
so
yall ever eat and be like
i could be eating smth wayyy better 🤤
sae: creep
charles: YEAH!
like hugo would force me to to eat healthy
but i js wanna eat junk
niko: ionk if thats what he meant
shidou: thats exactly what i meanttttt 😽
ness: if so, then yeah me too!
hugo: i force u to eat bc its better in the long run
charles: yap yap yappppuhhh
hugo u never shut up 🤫
loki: charles
charles: WHATEVERRRRRRRR U ALWAYS DEFEND HIMMMM 😿
shidou: LETS GO GET SWEETS TG!!
sae: stop being a bad influence
shidou: awe man
i was rlly craving some sugar doe
kaiser: everyday i wake up to some bs on my phone
bunny: naw fr im stuck eating salads when i could be eating fideuà
sae: fatty
lorenzo: this reminds me of the trend thats like
“me omw to eat a delicious meal”
”come eat this instead”
”me omw to eat the best meal”
kaiser: what are these absurd refs
ness: i think i understand that one
kaiser: ness 💔
ness: it jus popped up on my fyp
what can i say ☺️
lorenzo: do u guys watch gacha
kaiser: no we arent bums like u
hugo: minus teddy 😂
teddy: I’m confused?
sae: always confused
teddy: Correct, because I’m not a bum.
loki: righttt
shidou: YO TEDDY DUDE
teddy: Who is this now?
shidou: its the alpha enigma ryusei.
charles: TUFFFFF 😈🐺
niko: no its rlly not
teddy: Well, Ryusei, what do you need?
shidou: oh well then
didnt expect that
bunny: mf gave him his name and expected smth diff
sae: his name is shidou
teddy: Shidou*
shidou: anyway
did u acc almost choke my fellow bluelocker to death..
that is SO not cool man
charles: thats SO not cool teddy 🤬🤬
this is y bunny is my fav and not u!!!!
teddy: I am alright with not being your favorite.
I don’t exactly recall choking one of the blue lock players though?
charles: GASPPPP
HES LYING NOWWWWW 🤥
loki: charles were u there
how dyk if hes lying 😭🙏
shidou: yo ntm
me and charboy connected 🤞
charles: YEAHHHHHH
shidou: anywho
THEN WHY DID AIKU TELL ME SO???
loki: ru sure ur not exaggerating
hugo: teddy wouldnt hurt a fly 💔
shidou: ‘ ion kno bro thy sayin he almost offed 1 uh dem mfs .
sae: now y tf ru typing like that
niko: hard watch
shidou: im hard 😳
teddy: I did not almost ‘off’ one of your teammates.
kaiser: now how u able to read that
teddy: After figuring out you all will not type like normal human beings, I decided to learn how to decipher your ways.
shidou: respect tho
hugo: oh wow
i dont think any of us type like that tho
ness: agreed
kaiser gets the ick when someone types like that
lorenzo: added a fun fact for fun
niko: kaiser gets the ick on everything atp
kaiser: i do not??
bunny: sure 👍
lorenzo: BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING
niko: u yap enough abt gacha
charles: OH THAT
I WATCH IT TOO!!!!
ESP THE BLLK ONES!!!!! 😋😋😋
lorenzo: ykball
shidou: its not ball 🙄
im tired of ppl calling everything ball
like no 💔💔💔💔💔
bunny: is blue lock not ball
like what 💁
sae: unc
bunny: die bc im only a yr older
respect ur elders lil boy
lorenzo: charles do u watch the reaction videos
charles: THOSE R MY FAVORITEEEEE IL THEM SMMMMM ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
lorenzo: ME TOOO BRO 😎
shidou: back off 🤬
charboy is MY boy
lorenzo: not anymore
i found a buddy who watches gacha w me 🥹🥹
niko: right am i invisible
hugo: how abt we ask the man himself
whos ur fav
charles: UHH
UHMM
uhhh
shidou: ouuu so why is he acc thinking abt ts
lorenzo: its cool we can split charles
niko: its not cool
bunny: acting like he cant have more than 1 friend 😭
sae: u have one max
bunny: 👌👌
lorenzo: he tryna ignore it
loki: so?
charles: ermmmmmmm 🧐🧐🧐🧐
teddy: I like to think the emoji ‘🧐’ is used for more serious thinking involved while the ‘🤔’ emoji can be used for this.
niko: nby gaf
charles: OKAY
UHH
IDK
shidou: is it that hard ☹️☹️☹️
u upset me 😿😿
charles: SAWRIII SHIDOUODUUUU 👿👿👿👿👿😢😢😢😢😢
I CANT CHOOSE BETWEEN U OR NIKOO
niko: oh wow
never calling u or playing rblx w u again
lorenzo: so i aint even on there
rightttttttttttttt
bunny: he tryna ignore it
lorenzo: how u gonna use my line
take this RATIO ✌️
(sae reacted ‘1️⃣’ to a message)
(shidou reacted ‘2️⃣’ to a message)
bunny: why did the homos gng up on me
charles: WAITTT NIKOKO
NOOOOO
IM SORRY
😞
niko: its fine nws
lorenzo: awe my babeh niko 🥺
its ok.. check the gc…
niko: 👎
hugo: why do u feel maternal over him
lorenzo: do u not feel that way towards charles
hugo: not rlly
loki: js me then alr
shidou: ITS OKAY CHARLIE
U CANT CHOOSE BETWEEN BROS
ITS OKAY ✅
charles: TY SHIDOU
bunny: now i may not be the coldest ice cube in the freezer
but they are not bros
lorenzo: bc im the coldest 🥶
charles: NOOO I AMMMM 🔥
sae: how ru gonna claim to be cold and use a fire emoji
r we srs
ness: i think they are always serious lol
kaiser: unserious u mean
teddy: I agree, these people are professional football players, yet they act like this.
Quite sad.
shidou: only thing thats sad is how rinsagi put bta 😹😹😹
teddy: Who is ‘rinsagi’? Can we stop making stuff up?
sae: ik thats not a ship w my brother and isagi
bunny: overprotective sae 🥺🥺🥺
shidou: def nottttt
kaiser: they was sizing eachother up when we played pxg
cant calm ur players loki?
loki: why am i catching a stray
its not my duty to watch their attitude 🤷🏾♂️
hugo: yet its ur duty to correct charles’ every move 🤔
charles: CORRECT ✅ HUGO
loki: yea
bc i acc gaf abt him
shidou: u wound me 🥺🥺😕😕
loki: hes gonna be my star passer sooo
hugo: its my destiny to be ur n2
so believe what u like
lorenzo: “senpai will be mine!!”
niko: no need for the quotes
yk u say it on the daily
ness: is this from yandere simulator?
kaiser: idk how u play that
its mad scary
bunny: kaiser being a scaredy cat wasnt on my 26 bingo card
sae: nothings on ur bingo card u rabbit
bunny: bunny*
charles: ITS BUNNY 🐰
shidou: yea sae chan 💓
sae: k?
lorenzo: NO
ITS NOT NESS
but i like that ref
ness: i see sorry!! 😅
kaiser: u did not have to say sorry but ig wtv
niko: acting like he dc
lorenzo: u core