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“tetris” has come online
tetris: I ACTUALLY FINISHED THE PROJECT IN TIME OMG YESSSS
“hot cocoa” has come online
hot cocoa: I LOST BRUSHBUDDY
8 people have come online
a-got it: You WHAT?!
hot cocoa: IDK I LEFT HIM ON MY WORK DESK WHILE I WENT TO GO GET ANOTHER BOTTLE OF INK
WHEN I CAME BACK HE WAS GONE (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
AND MR QIFREYS NOT HOOOOOME
temu ribbon girl: YOU CANT LET THE CLASS PET ESCAPE
MR QIFREYS GNA MURDER YOU IN COLD BLOOD
custard: oh you were the one on class pet duty?
and you lost brushbuddy?
HAAHHAHA COOKED
hot cocoa: NOOOOOO IM GNA DIE
IM TOO YOUNG
TOO YOUNG
custard: cooked, i say
tar tar sauce: want me to come over to your house and help search for brushbuddy?
hot cocoa: YOU WOULD DO THAT??
TARTAH YOURE SO KIND
tetris: wait tartah’s coming??
i want in
temu ribbon girl: same
a-got it: I’ll come as well as to help you find Brushbuddy.
custard: thats a lotta peeps
sorry i still needa work on weekend assignments
cant help you w this one lol
hot cocoa: THANK YOU GUYSS OMG
YOURE THE BEST
*Timeskip: 3 Hours Later*
custard: hows it going
tetris: WE FOUND THE RASCAL
HE WAS HIDING IN COCOS TOTE BAG
a-got it: Such a pain.
Brushbuddy is in his quite rebellious phase.
We had to chase him around Coco’s house for a solid five minutes, if not more
hot cocoa: he spilled my ink bottle :(
tar tar sauce: its okay!!
I’ll just ask grandpa for another bottle
hot cocoa: ty!!!
and tysm to everyone who helped :)
tetris: no thank YOU for thanking me ^^
temu ribbon girl: lol no problem i got bored anyway
also can we talk about why i think i saw a dude under the sofa when we were looking for brushbuddy
hot cooca: YOU SAW WHAT
a-got it: ???
custard: R U JOEKING WTHH
tetris: HUUUH
SOMEONE IN COCOS HOUSE???
wait
is it that guy that coco found outside of her house yesterday
temu ribbon girl: uh
rlly weird mask???
like
an eye and this random hat that covers like his whole face
“ininia” has come online
ininia: oh
no thats just iguin
hes
uhm
something
custard: WAIT AS IN PRINCIPAL IGUIN
WHY IN THE WORLD IS HE STALKING YOU COCO
GROOMER BEHAVIOR??
tar tar sauce: custas stop youre scaring the children
ininia: we’re all children??
tar tar sauce: not the point
a-got it: The point is WHY we found him INSIDE Coco’s house.
This is serious, I really recommend contacting the police for this.
hot cocoa: mmmmmmggg
can we just call mr qifrey insteaadddd
i dont wna talk to officer easthies
ininia: i hate the whole group
i actually despise them
except galga and his dead husband
hes one of the better few
but all of them are terrible
temu ribbon girl: omg i like you
i also hate the police
hot cocoa: galgas dead husband??
i though atwert was still alive
omg is he ok
ininia: coco istg i wasnt being serious omfg
no hes not dead
hes just braindead
to an extent
custard: thats a terrible
TERRIBLE
way to explain it
tar tar sauce: also a terrible attitude
lets try not to start rivalries??
a-got it: Honestly, I agree.
Ininia, I do not believe that was very fair of you to say that to Coco.
ininia: ok and??
if she cant handle that then shes emotionally weak??
brother leave me alone
temu ribbon girl: sorry i no longer like you
back off
tetris: heyyy ininia thats not very nice
hot cocoa: ininia
honestly back off
if you arent going to be nice to me or my friends maybe i shouldnt be the one to blame??
like i dont even know what i did to you
“hot cocoa” has gone offline
ininia: oops
pushed her attitude off a cliff
“ininia” has gone offline
tetris: …
custard: should someone check up on coco?
if mr qifrey finds her crying and checks the gc we are ALL DEAD
ill go and
try to talk to ininia??
idk she might pepper spray me
tar tar sauce: talking to restys might help
restys might not care tho
a-got it: I’ll go check on Coco.
Don’t worry, I’ll keep everybody updated on how she is.
As for Ininia…
Someone figure something out
“a-got it” has gone offline
temu ribbon character: uhh
that was really awkward
ive never rlly seen her outta her reg attitude ngl
tetris: i really hope shes ok
“euini” has come online
euini: im so sorry
i always feel like im late to something
should i hop back off
temu ribbon girl: no bbg ure ok dw <3
tar tar sauce: something blew off with ininia and coco, messy weekend stuff yk how it is
euini: no
i dont really know
but for the sake of it im going to pretend i know exactly whats happening
and honestly ininia shouldnt be hated that much in my opinion
no kid deserves something like that
even if her actions were wrong
tetris: we found poetic agott genderbent
custard: highkey youre so right
also i like 50/50 agree
ig
shes easily hateable
temu ribbon girl: sigh
fine
i will try to be nicer
but will NOT forget this
she will never NEVER be forgiven
custard: ok stale brotato chips
this is getting too emotional
lets switch topics
like
uhhhh
“a-got it” has come online
a-got it: I’ve got something you guys can do so you lot aren’t bored to death.
Somebody, anyone, call Officer Vinanna.
Iguin’s outside Coco’s bedroom window, this is not normal.
We are past “coincidences” and to the “stalker” phase.
I am 100% not kidding.
Please call backup
tar tar sauce: i am so scared
agott didnt use a period
this is serious
custard: so so serious
is coco genuinely okay
tetris: HUH
euini: the stalker’s back??
omg coco and agott be safe
custard: @everyone
someone do it
im a wanted child i cant call the police department
“julibee” and “twink” have come online
julibee: WHAT DO YOU MEAN A CREEPY GUY WHO YOU GUYS FOUND UNDER COCOS CHAIR EARLIER IS KNOW STARING AT HER AND AGOTT THROUGH COCOS BEDROOM WINDOW
WHY DOES SOMETHING HAPPEN EVERYDAY??
twink: To be fair, I think it was a sofa, not chair
And I’ll call Office Vinanna since
well
title and stuff ig??
a-got it: Thank you, Eoleo, I’m very glad someone is actually helping.
custard: and im not??
tetris: custas not being rude or anything but WHAT have you done
temu ribbon girl: custas im being rude WHAT in the WORLD have you done to help
“hot cocoa” has come online
hot cocoa: guys im ok now ^^
MR QIFREY CAME HOME
WITH UNCLE OLLY
OH
OH
THEY SAW THE STALKER
HOLY FIDDLESTICKS THEYRE CHASING HIM ACROSS THE YARD
a-got it: I can confirm, surpisingly.
Mr. Qifrey is yelling curses at Iguin, and I am correspondingly covering Coco’s ears.
Oh
Uncle Olly is throwing fireballs.
julibee: BAHAHAHAHAH WHAT
OH LORD SAVIOUR
twink: Hehehehe Prof Beldaruit taught him right
julibee: hes literally cursing out iguana or whatever the groomer stalker guys name was???
how is that right teaching
twink: Protecting others!
tetia: eoleo you are very likeable and i love your smile
but can we think inside the box for a second
this is maybe not the best mentality??
temu ribbon girl: also im CRINE IGUANA??
tbh id rather be iguana than iguin
tar tar sauce: iguana
iguin genderbent
get it
custard: tartah i love you homie and everything but lets drop it
that was awkward
a-got it: Anyways, I believe the two adults were able to get Iguin off the property.
Eoleo, if you could give the cops Iguin’s description, that’d be great, thank you.
A brimmed-hat covering his face, a mask that covers the rest with an eye symbol on it, and a very… peculiar fashion style.
twink: A-Ok!!
Got it ^^
hot cocoa: yay :D
i wont be seeing that weirdo in a while thank gosh phewww
euini: yay :D
good for everyone
hot cocoa: :3
aww mr qifreys getting me and agott hot cocoa
im so happy
julibee: but wouldnt that be like
cannibalism??
since your username is hot cocoa after all
tetris: wait
youre kind of right
temu ribbon girl: thats disturbing
tar tar: wtv dude
let the poor girl go through therapy without us ruining the mood every few seconds
euini: good idea
everyones a bit rowdy today
julibee: guys
i just realized
SILVER EVE IS ON MONDAY
WHICH MEANS
WE GET FOUR DAYS OFF OF SCHOOL
tetris: OMG YAYYYY!!!
i cant wait ooooohh
a-got it: Which also means that we have only two days (including today, which is almost over) to work on our spells for the competition and our booth.
Tartah, I hope you’re preparing?
tar tar sauce: sometimes i wonder why i signed myself up for this
yes ive made most of our batches
and while i was at custas’ house yesterday we finalized some things
hopefully everyone else did their part?
hot cocoa: yeah!!
tetris: i made the decorations :D
temu ribbon girl: what part
what was i supposed to do
a-got it: Richeh, you cannot be serious.
euini: i promise richeh did nothing wrong
also shes just joking
i saw her making ribbons a few days back ^^
julibee: genuinely euini you are one of the softest purest people i know no one could be like you
temu ribbon girl: euini youre ruining the fun
wtv since its u ill let it slide
julibee: favoritism wow.
also yall are so luckyyy
im stuck on repairman duty
”make sure everything is in order and that all rules are seen and enforced!”
guys why am i doing this ISNT THAT THE WHOLE THING THE COPS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO UGGHHHH
custard: L sucker
anyways tartah can u come get me
im like in the middle of nowhere and a cat took my crutches
tar tar sauce: a cat what??
custas how does that even happen??
dude istg
i hate u sm
no homo
custard: love u bro
no homo
plz get me
a-got it: Custas, that is so stupid.
Also, it’s my turn to be confused.
No homo?
custard: google it
“a-got it” has gone offline
temu ribbon girl: crusty is all “no homo” but this is the second time hes said i love u bro to tartah
IN A DAY
custard: boi
you and euini CANNOT BE TALKING
IVE SAID IT AND WILL SAY IT AGAIN
YOU AND EUINI ARE SO…
whats the word
ROMANTIC SMT
PUPPY LOVE TYPE SHI
temu ribbon girl: DONT ROPE EUINI INTO THIS MUSTARD
custard: WHAT
MUSTARD??
tetris: HAHHAUIHDHJSACKBJKDWAX
euini: somehow i feel like im being roped into this anyways
custard: HOW DOES CUSTAS GO TO CUSTARD TO CRUSTY TO MUSTARD??
RICHEH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
“a-got it” has come online
a-got it: I just googled “no homo”
I have to disagree, Custas. You are very “homo”.
temu ribbon girl: HAHAHA TAKE THAT CUSTAS
EVEN THE HOMO GIRL SAID U WERE HOMO
PEOPLE OF THE SAME NATION SPOT EACH OTHER
a-got it: Excuse me??
tetris: okay guys now we let agott figure it out herself ^^
no spoiling
spoiling is bad!!
a-got it: Hello??
Why am I being kept in the dark?
julibee: this is very funny
i laughed
and cried
i craughed
tar tar sauce: who let jujy make new words
sooner later were going to get shiggles
julibee: I SHIGGLED!!
custard: TARTAHHH WHAT DID YOU DO OH LORD
hot cocoa: hehe i craughed too ^^
twink: Honestly, its kinda confusing
but thats ok!!
I will craugh with everyone
euini: craughing
haha
hot cocoa: omg!!
mr qifrey let agott stay the night ^^
were playing animal crossing rn
a-got it: It is very fun, though I do find Tom Nook a bit… odd, to say.
custard: dee dee dooh dooh yada yee beep boop goo goo ga ga
guys was i accurate
euini: uhm…
i see the potential
but i believe it is not fully executed
tar tar sauce: custas respectfully what did i just read
custard: animal crossing language is hard ok geez
also guys i absolutely hate our author
she keeps on abandoning the fic mid-writing to go doomscroll on youtube
hot cocoa: i think ur impression was very good custas
but what??
custard: you saw
you heard
you know
nothing
tetris: hmm
mysterious…
a-got it: It’s late, me and Coco are going to sleep.
Good night, everybody, and sweet dreams.
hot cocoa: gn!!
“a-got it” and “hot cocoa” have gone offline
custard: tartah plz come get me
im still stuck btw
that wretched cat hasnt come back
im starting to think ininia sent it
tar tar sauce: fine…
youll pay me back for all my labor one day
“tar tar sauce” and “custard” have gone offline
julibee: okey then i will be going too
text yall tmrw!!
gn
“julibee” has gone offline
twink: I still have a bit of studying to catch up on
so goodnight everyone going to sleep!
euini: gn eoleo :)
gn to you too richeh
temu ribbon girl: good night to u too euini
sleep tight dont let the bedbugs bite
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”author-san” has come online
author-san: cant let them know im slacking off…
also, it was me who sent the cat to take custas’ crutches
i just knew he would betray my secrets one day
“author-san” has gone offline