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Rose🌹@RoseLandry
Ok, I'll bite…. What does it mean to Shane Hollander? 🤔
↳Ride the Rose🌹@landryfanatic
Shut this shit down IMMEDIATELY
↳in Lands we trust @duvalthesmall
Chat if Rose has seen this…she def sent it to Shane…
↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46
I hope you know Ilya Rozanov has sent bombs to the homes of every member if Hollanov twt
↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
Hypothetically if everyone had one last thing to say to your families right now…
↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24
Shane reading all of this and clutching his pearls 😩
MHL @MHL
The MHL is aware of recent complaints and accusations against the organization regarding bribery of officials, cheating, and potential alterations to game outcomes. At this time, the organization has not found any credible evidence to support these claims and does not believe further investigation is warranted. The MHL holds all its partners and players to the highest standards of honesty and integrity and hopes our fans will join us in supporting our endeavors going forward.
↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Somebody had to write this btw
↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
Somebody had to sit down and type this up. Had to write that, no, you in fact NOT suck and/or fuck your way to a cup.
↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul
Look what yall did 😭
↳↳Shilya’s Bush @lolaboutjaney
Shane Hollander’d too close to the sun 😩
National Organization for Sexual Health @NOSH
If you're gonna Shane Hollander this weekend, we remind you to do so safely. 🤭😉 For more tips on taking charge of your sexual self and sexual health visit us at: Link
↳Shilya’s Bush @lolaboutjaney
NOT NOW!!!! 😩
↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46
@YunaHollander24 mama we’re really in it now
Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess
Now that we've gotten the jokes off we have to talk about the Metros right?
↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
Seriously. maybe I’m too woke but implying that the only reason the gay asian player wins games is because he either cheats or fucks….hmmmm
↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46
No wake this up because huhhhh
↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Also it’s an insult to their own game??? Y'all are so bad at hockey your captain had to lay down for you to win????
↳Sal’s Shop 🚗 @mrfixit617
Woke mob at it again 🙄 they were obviously joking
↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
Were they?????
↳↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncent
Hahaha well they joked themselves out of a second star center sooooooo
↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander
Something something fetishization and tokenization of East Asian men
↳↳⚜️ Fly Lis Fly ⚜️ @mightymetrosgo
Shane’s barely asian wym??
↳↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander
Oh so we’re really not being serious today okay
↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Not Asian when he’s a victim of racism but definitely Asian when the metros need diversity points right right
↳↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout2
Half the shit he gets from the league is anti asian shit bro come onnnn 😩
↳↳↳↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally
Like d***** k*** literally said he didn't want to catch covid from Shane like what do we think he meant by that???
Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly
The Metro’s obsession with Shane Hollander needs to be studied
↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
The team, the staff, the front office, the fans, the media….Shane Hollander stay out of Montreal….avoid unnecessary journeys…
↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan
Like it’s been almost two seasons…and yall are still talking about shane
↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney
Alexa play obsessed by Mariah Carey
↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Obsessed by Olivia Rodrigo
↳↳↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess
Obsessed by Addison Rae
↳↳↳↳Shilya’s Third @lolaboutjaney
Well, No!
Ottawa Centaurs @OttawaCentaurs
The only “Shane Hollander-ing” we do here is scoring goals 🤷🏒🏆
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[A dynamically edited compilation of Shane Hollander-Rozanov scoring goals for the Ottawa Centaurs.]
↳ally 🏒 @allywallypally
Look what yall did
↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
Cens PR said ENOUGH!!
↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Centaurus PR windmilling in the corner right now
↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl
look what y'all did look what you made them do
↳↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly
none of us are free of sin I've seen your Twitter likes
↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld
I know Cens’ PR was screaming crying throwing up when they saw Shane Hollander-ing trending and it was about sucking and f******
↳↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24
And they can't even blame roz this time
↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Cens Pr: “I have never in my life yelled at a fan like this! We were rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!”
↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
Y'all are laughing. There’s a Cens PR manager keeping a gun trained on Roz while also sniping fans @OttawaCentaurs give them a raise!!!
↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
Not @Troy_Barret_Official liked this tweet
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Harris Drover and Troy Barrett's Text Thread
Harris: Troy!!
Harris: What did I say!!
Troy: You deserve a raise.
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Ilya Rozanov and Harris Drover's Text Thread
Ilya: Why do you want me silenced?
Harris: I do not have capacity for you right now.
Harris: Where’s Shane?
Ilya: Asleep
Harris: Please join him
Harris: If you give me extra work Ilya so help me god
Harris: So help YOU god
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Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov
Someone explain the joke to me
↳Shilya’s Bush @lolaboutjaney
Pack it up IMMEDIATELY
↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46
Oh he’s not laughing
↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
Dad came home and flipped on the light switch
↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld
IDK maybe he really wants to know the answer?
↳↳Dream Girl 🌈@dreamgurlevul
Sure, girl you go ahead and tell him
↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻@mrsraiders81
Nobody moves, he can’t see us if we don’t move!!
↳↳Hollander Whore @alwaysfor24
Wave a flare in his face and then throw it.
Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov
@MontrealMetros explain the joke to me please English is my second language
↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld
Oh!!
↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
Right to the source @OttawaCentaurs he’s escaped!!!
↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander
There’s a metros’ intern staring at their phone and they’re so fuckin scared right now
Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov
@RealDrapeau @GilComeauOfficial @CarterStedlund42 @BryanKoch What’s funny? “Suck and Fuck” You need me to teach a course?
↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24
Roz you gotta put the phone down
↳↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl
No! Let him speak!!
↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Well @MontrealMetros the man asked a question…we’re waiting
↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
King i love you but can we lock in for playoffs 😩
↳↳Boston FTW @ raidersforthwin
I fear this IS him locked in for playoffs
↳↳↳Pour it Up @bostonbgirl
Right like Rozy with a grudge is locked in Rozy
Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov
Both terrible at hockey and in bed? You admit this? Willingly? @OnlyBridgetteBouchard @AmelieDrapeau @JustineKoch @ViviOlsson @StellaLandum you accept this? I know many players who would not embarrass you this way.
↳Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov
@VictoireGagnon @EvangalineCouillard @JustineTheriault @JaquelineTheriault @LouisaDesjardins
↳CensTruther @censforrealforreal
Tagging Comeau and Laine’s Ex-Wives pls Ilya those women already knowwwwwwww
↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
Not the Rozanov matchmaking service oh yall really pissed him off
↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess
Theriault’s Wife and Daughter: “now why are WE in it??”
↳↳Boiziau’s Baby Mama @JJBrescueme
Imagine checking your mentions and BOOM Ilya Rozanov 😭
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Shane Hollander and Harris Drover’s Text Thread
Harris: Shane!
Harris: Shane wake up!!
Harris: Shane please take his phone!!
Harris: Shane I’m getting phone calls!!!!!!
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Yuna Hollander and Harris Drover’s Text Thread
Harris: Can you please go over and take Ilya’s phone.
Harris: I can’t reach Shane
Yuna: I have been informed that I sometimes “overreach” so I’m staying out of this one
Yuna: Good luck, Harris
Yuna: Red or White? 🍷
Harris: FUCK
Harris: Red 😩
Yuna: Yuna Hollander has shared a voucher with you for a free bottle of our signature Cabernet….
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Patrice Drapeau @RealDrapeau
Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth @realIlyaRozanov
↳It’s Metros or Bust @origsixmets
Finally, someone tells him to stfu
↳Metros Babe ❤️💙 @bleedredandblue
Oh so someone on the team still does have balls. Maybe all is not lost
↳Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov
But you can’t keep my husband’s name out of yours?
↳↳let my cens fight @censgoaliestan
Oh the girls are fighting on main YIKES
↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46
Drapeau speaks with the confidence of a man with a much stronger hairline
↳↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46
Roz, they’re gonna yell at you for liking this tweet but know I salute you 🫡
Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov
Only @RealDrapeau can speak to me? And not even in person? Is okay. You can explain the joke to me when I see you next season @MontrealMetros
↳caecilia 🙂@caellysworld
And that’s that on that!!
↳Hollyander 🌱 @plantsandpucks
Of course he’s making something Shane’s going through about himself
↳↳Free24_NOW @deportRozanov
Shane must be so embarrassed 😩 and here goes Roz making it worse AS USUAL
↳↳↳Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov
Didn’t my husband block you? 🤨
↳↳↳↳Shilya’s Bush@lolaboutjaney
Get her Jade!!!