bittlebarnes (monroesherlock)



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    An AU series where Wendy Spector went to therapy instead of dying.

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    A holding place for my mumbles and musings. Fic contained here are considered finished unless I make the decision to flesh them out further.

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    Rhaenyra Targaryen stops waiting. Crowned heir by her father, she builds the court she needs, the realm she deserves, and the future they never saw coming.

    With her handpicked circle of highborn women, she rewrites the rules of power—founding offices, forging alliances, and reshaping Westeros one reform at a time. But loyalty has a cost, and fire always burns.

    This is not a girl’s story. This is a queen’s.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Pretty sure this one isn't in the handbook on how to improve your working relationship with your first officer that hates you.

    Not that Jim's ever really used the handbook.

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    20 Sep 2025

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    After the destruction of Vulcan, many members of the endangered species are left without bondmates. To prevent any further unnecessary deaths, a program is set up to match volunteers with Vulcans entering pon farr alone.

    It’s a simple contract: complete a mental compatibility exam, and when a Vulcan enters pon farr with a high enough compatibility score, you drop everything to spend a night on New Vulcan, then go your separate ways. There are definitely no weird ancient bonds in play that can get you accidentally-Vulcan-married to that person.

    …Right?

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    19 Sep 2025

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    “I will not apologize for speaking the truth,” the child says. “However, I regret if that truth has offended you.”

    “Jesus Christ, kid,” Jim mutters.

    “I am not offended,” Spock responds, as blandly as he is able. “I was remiss in casting such hasty judgment upon your guardian.”

    ”Father,” she corrects.

    ”Your father,” he agrees.

    *****

    An academy AU + Tarsus aftermath fic in which James T. Kirk ends up accidentally parentally bonded to an orphaned Vulcan child. When the father/daughter duo enroll in Star Fleet, hijinks ensue (mostly at the expense of Spock’s previously immaculate but quickly deteriorating self-control).

    A Philon 2025 Nominee

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    13 Sep 2025

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    “Want you to fuck me,” Evan says. He pulls away from Tommy’s shoulder and looks Tommy in the eye. “Want you inside of me.”

    Tommy should ask if he’s sure. Tommy should remind him that Eddie is just down the hall, and that even as tired as he looked, there’s no way he’s fallen asleep in the maybe five minutes that have passed since Evan left him. Tommy should tease Evan for never being able to stay quiet when he’s getting fucked, and Tommy should propose that they do something else.

    He should. But all of his blood runs south at the thought of staking such an unmistakable claim on Evan; at leaving Eddie with no doubts about just how good Evan is getting it from Tommy.

    “I can do that,” Tommy agrees readily.

    Or:
    Eddie is back for the weekend and Tommy stakes a claim.

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    19 Aug 2025

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