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support for gays 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
October 10, 2025 at 3:56 am
Google Strome added Zzzzz, mentos, Marchy and Huggy bear to the group
bed: thats a lot of people
Google Strome: this groupchat is dying beds
Google Strome: did you forget about the almost three months of NOTHING
Mcjesus: *three months of peace
cello: you created this group didnt you
Mcjesus: nate said it was ok so its his fault
Nate: Fuck off
will smut: oh shittt
Zzzzz: ohhhh this is that group
Zzzzz: i seeeeeee
knee: who tf are you
Zzzzz: i am the great and amazing trevor zebra
Zzzzz: WHAT THE FUCK IT AUTOCORRECTED MY NAME
cello: TREVOR ZEBRA
will smut: thats fucking gold 😭😭😭
mouse: lemme do my magic
mouse changed Zzzzz's name to zebra
mouse: also its pronounced zeb-ra not zee-bra ok
Pasta: why are you australian
mentos: hi?
Schaef: hi mintyyyy
bed: um
mentos: oh hi bedard 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋
bed: hi fraser
Huggy bear: what the fuck is this
Huggy bear: why am i here
Huggy bear: stromer how the fuck did you know im gay
Huggy bear: what the fuck
Huggy bear: fuck this shit im going back to bed
mouse: hello to you too quinnifer
mentos: wait im not gay
mentos: why am i here strome
Google Strome: its a support group
Google Strome: not necessarily for gay people
mentos: its literally called support for gays
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 you're fucking kidding me right
zebra: aw come on guys you can do better than that
zebra: who came up with that shitty name
mouse: me 😔
zebra: im disappointed mitch
zebra: HOLY SHIT THAT IS THE BEST IDEA I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE
zebra: MITCH I WILL DM YOU A BETTER NAME FOR THIS CHAT
mouse: should i be scared
Mcjesus: never thought i would hear mitch say that
Pasta: i think you should be very scared
Matthew Tcahkuk: good morning sunshines
Matthew Tcahkuk: why is trevor here.
Google Strome: i added him 😊
Matthew Tcahkuk: i mean
Matthew Tcahkuk: ok
cello: hmmmm
mouse: HOLY FUCK THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING TREV
mouse changed the group name to the stick handlers 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Mcjesus: oh my fucking god
Google Strome: thats fucking brilliant 😭😭😭
Matthew Tcahkuk: i think that describes us pretty well right?
bed: thats
bed: something
cello: IM DYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
will smut: i can tell
knee: thats so much better than support for gays
zebra: i know i know im amazing
zebra: no need to thank me
Matthew Tcahkuk: wasnt going to ✌️
mouse: oooooh
mentos: why tf am i here
Google Strome: if you leave youre homophobic
mentos: ok ok jeez
Marchy: oh
Marchy: hello fellow gays
mouse: WHAT THE FUCKONG ACTUAL FUCKING FICK IS WRONG WOTH TOU
Marchy: who is woth tou and is he ok
mouse: im going to kill everyone
Mcjesus: jeez mitch
Marchy: calm down buddy
Marchy: its just three words
mouse: that i fucking copyrighted
Google Strome: yeahhh idk about thatt
mouse: not like
mouse: legally
mouse: but its the thought that counts
mouse: 'hello fellow gays©'
Marchy: i think the c is supposed to be smaller
mouse: im trying ok
cello: IM BORED
Matthew Tcahkuk: SHUT UP
will smut: matthew you better watch out in our next game i am going to h
will smut: mack pressed send before i was done
Mcjesus: you guys do know its like 4 in the morning
Mcjesus: you could just go to sleep
Mcjesus: i feel like ive said that a lot to this group
bed: that implies you talk to other people outside of this group (who are not in the group) at 4 in the morning
cello: ooh
bed: who are you talking to at four in the morning other than us davy
Mcjesus: dont call me davy
bed: diverting the topic
bed: interesting
zebra: arent there more people in this group
Matthew Tcahkuk: yes there is dipshit its three in the morning so the old people are asleep are you stupid
zebra: im not stupid you fucking shithead moron
zebra: i have more brain than both you and your brother have hair
knee: thats really not that smart then theres not a lot of hair there
zebra: you know where there is a lot of hair?
bed: TREVOR NO
cello: DONT SAY IT
will smut: THERES KIDS HERE
Google Strome: you guys are the kids
zebra: fine
zebra: you know what i mean anyways
Matthew Tcahkuk: i'll get you back for that
zebra: why not now dickhead
Matthew Tcahkuk: its almost sid's wake up time
zebra: SIDS HERE?!??!?!???!
zebra: oh fuck shit fuck
Matthew Tcahkuk: good thing you weren't here when he learned what smut was
Matthew Tcahkuk: so you dont know what to expect
Marchy: oh shitttt 😭😭😭 he knows what smut is now? 😭😭😭
Pasta: how do you know youre like the same age
Marchy: can you not tell by the way i type that im clearly not a stereotypical old man
mouse: honestly nate types more old manny than you
mentos: old manny
mentos: like nanny
bed:???
Nate: Im going to fucking bed.
Mcjesus: good night
Mcjesus: or morning maybe
Mcjesus: i dont know anymore
fivehead: guys
fivehead: cale is still here right?
fivhead: he hasnt been on in days
mouse: oh
cello: and nates been acting really weird
knee: oh no
Sid: Oh no is right.
cello: jesus sid that scared me
mouse: *mcjesus
Mcjesus: shut the fuck up
Sid: Nate didn't tell you guys what happened, I'm guessing.
zebra: not at all
Matthew Tcahkuk: how would you know you just got here
Pasta: hes right tho
knee: yeah we havent heard anything
cello: what happened sid
Sid: It's not my place to tell you
Sid: it should come from Nate or Cale.
bed: i guess
🥬🥬🥬: hi