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@vody
hey peeps
feedback time!!
how did you feel about yesterday's meetup 🥺
@mityayayaya
It was interesting to say the least
@vody
i'm not listening to the guy that nearly sprained his ankle because he didn't listen to the professional
speaking of which
@lelek what did you think of yesterday
@mityayayaya
What
You can't just ask me a question and then ignore my response
@vody
maybe try not to give me the most diplomatic answers ever
@lelek
@mityayayaya
She's not going to answer you if you spam tag her
@vody
hey watch yourself
let me have my fun with the new feature
@lelek GET ONLINE
@lelek
What do you want
@vody
your opinion!!
how did teaching mitya and alyosha feel
@lelek
If you don't mind me being blunt
Then I'll say that I would've rather taught a group of disabled Polyar Bears
@vody
oh damn
@mityayayaya
I'm going to choose to ignore her answer
Pardon me vodyanitsa but
What's the point in interrogating the coach if you're not going to ask her students questions as well
@vody
ahem
the weather's really nice today guys dontcha think
@alyosha_tugarin
@mityayayaya
Okay
So it's like that huh
We'll see how long you can keep up this stubborn act
@alyosha_tugarin
what happened
why am I tagged
@vody
good morning alyosha
@alyosha_tugarin
it's afternoon
@vody
noted with thanks
anyways i recently learned a new texting term
it's called "backread"
@alyosha_tugarin
your point being
@vody
basically you read the previous messages that came before you were tagged
and infer about the situation from there
@alyosha_tugarin
oh
got it
give me a moment to "backread" then
@mityayayaya
Look how she's engaging with everyone but me
She's clearly avoiding the question because she knows I'm right
@vody
who the hell are you talking to
@mityayayaya
No one
I'm simply throwing a fact into the conversation
Are you going to answer the question
@vody
what even was the question
i've lost the plot
@mityayayaya
I'm not going to dignify that with a response
@alyosha_tugarin
so I'm done "backreading"
@vody
yes yes
is there anything you wanna share
i'm all ears
@alyosha_tugarin
about my opinion on the programme yesterday
it was a very new experience
a "refreshing" one as you'd call it
@vody
finally an introspective answer
unlike some vague "it was very interesting to say the least" coming from a certain someone
@mityayayaya
YOU CALL "REFRESHING" INTROSPECTIVE??
@alyosha_tugarin
and it's something I'm noticing but
Vodyanitsa why exactly are you targeting Mitya
or more precisely excluding
@vody
what was that
i can't hear you
@mityayayaya
We're texting for god's sake
@alyosha_tugarin
no as in
how come you asked Odette and I about our opinions directly but not Mitya
@vody
very observant alyosha
well there's a new kind of slang people are using nowadays
and it's called "ragebait"
@alyosha_tugarin
I've heard
so what you're saying is that you've been trying to "ragebait" Mitya
am I correct
@vody
you would be right
@alyosha_tugarin
I see
I appreciate the confirmation
@mityayayaya
Why are you two talking like elderly people
@vody
you're so funny mitya please go bald ❤️
@mityayayaya
Huh
@alyosha_tugarin
you left out a word
@mityayayaya
I like my hair why would you want me bald
@vody
no reason
alright
i think it's about time i give my own opinion too
@mityayayaya
Which no one asked for but fire away I suppose
@vody
oh you're getting snappy
anyway
i thought the programme yesterday was quite a success
@lelek
Define "success"
@vody
no one died
@mityayayaya
The bar is in hell and I don't trust your judgement anymore
@vody
it's flattering that you did in the first place
but also very gullible of you
@mityayayaya
You're being very complicated to read today
@alyosha_tugarin
don't fall for the "ragebait"
@mityayayaya
Good point
vodyanitsa do elaborate
@vody
i think it was a success because alyosha managed to make a full turn once
@mityayayaya
If we ignore the fact that he cracked a toe in the process then yes I concur
@alyosha_tugarin
don't remind me
it was "refreshing" but not beneficial for my hunting skills at all
@vody
that's because hunting isn't recreational
dammit alyosha
learn to try anything but shoot rifles
@lelek
Not to side with Vodyanitsa but
Dance is good for balance
@vody
hehe thanks for siding with me odette
exactly!!!
you wouldn't want to fall while aiming from up high would you
@mityayayaya
There are so many holes in your logic
But I agree to an extent
@vody
thank you
now i'm gonna stop you right there before you go "from a technical standpoint" and start rambling
@mityayayaya
How did you know I was going to type that
@vody
what was that saying
oh right
you're like an open book
@alyosha_tugarin
have you ever tried slamming it closed
@mityayayaya
What did I ever do to you man
@vody
so guys
what are your plans for today
@mityayayaya
Work on projects
And maybe go another trip to the theater for the dress rehearsal later
Why are you asking
@vody
well god forbid someone be curious about their friends' schedules
@mityayayaya
STOP TWISTING MY WORDS
@alyosha_tugarin
there's not a lot happening for me today
just helping out the townspeople with errands
and more hunting in the evening
simple stuff
@vody
do you hear that mitya
he's being productive today
@mityayayaya
Are you trying to imply that I'm not
@vody
take a wild guess
alyosha
do you think you could visit the theater for the show
odette's debuting new choreography this time around
you should see it
@alyosha_tugarin
timing?
@vody
five to six
@alyosha_tugarin
k
I'll stop by
@lelek
Seeing the actual show first instead of the dress rehearsal would be more novel I believe
@vody
who's to say he'll be free on the day of the real thing
might as well let him see the rehearsal first
we can get his opinion afterwards anyway
@lelek
Hm
Touché
@mityayayaya
@vody I'd like to ask you something
@vody
about what
@mityayayaya
These picture thingies you're inputting into your texts
Where exactly do you get those
@vody
ehh
a colleague told me they're called emojis
there's a button with a face on the bottom left of the screen
@mityayayaya
😀
Oh that's how you do it
@vody
you're welcome
it's time to perform maintenance on the group chat
@vody has changed the group name. Farewell, operation stage hunter, and welcome Snezhnaya's Finest of the Unemployed!
@mityayayaya
Archons
Can ronova just take me up already
@lelek
Firstly
Mitya don't joke about that
Secondly
Vodyanitsa thank you for finally capitalizing the group name
Thirdly
None of us are unemployed
@vody
we look like we are tho
it makes sense if you think about it
@alyosha_tugarin
I'm only now realizing how cringe the previous name was
@mityayayaya
Hold on for a moment
What kind of energy does this device even run on
@vody
good question
but i'm actually rather surprised your curiosity hasn't picked it apart it by now
@alyosha_tugarin
I did ask around about it
it runs on a mutated form of Prime Ice
somehow it acts like a battery but I don't know the details
@mityayayaya
Is that so
I mean I can certainly dismantle it to analyze its properties
For science of course
But if I do I can't guarantee I'll be able to put it back together
@vody
is there anything related to technology that you can't do
@mityayayaya
Technology is a vast topic especially in snezhnaya so this is a very broad question
@vody
alright just say that you're slacking on your research
@mityayayaya
???
Science doesn't equate to technology
@vody
convince me
@lelek
Can you two stop flirting
@vody
WHAT
WHAT GIVES YOU THE IDEA THAT THIS IS FLIRTING
@mityayayaya
We
Are not
Flirting
@alyosha_tugarin
sure
@vody
have you ever heard of debates
because that's what we're doing right now
@lelek
Say what you want
I'm not wasting my energy on this
Be in the theater by 4 for the rehearsal
@vody
tsk
you're reminding me as if i don't know my own schedule
@lelek
@mityayayaya
Oh what a ridiculous username
Are you coming or not
@mityayayaya
Uhh
Yes of course
I'll just have to think up of better ways to stay out of mr. valeriy's sight
@lelek
Should I reserve a ticket or do you want to get your ticket the traditional way
Since you're always so bent on "getting the true fan experience"
@mityayayaya
You don't need to go so far to reserve anything for me
So it's fine
@alyosha_tugarin
heads up that I might show up at the theater early
try and shoot my shot at any evening shifts for cleaning
@vody
okay okay
see you guys at the theater then 🫶🏻