Four Stellar Bums and a Dog

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• Snezhnaya’s Got No Chill by ieszk

  Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

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  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  07 Sep 2026

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  • Alyosha & Mitya & Odette & Vodyanitsa (Genshin Impact)
  • Alyosha & Vodyanitsa (Genshin Impact)
  • Alyosha & Odette (Genshin Impact)
  • Alyosha & Mitya (Genshin Impact)
  • Odette & Vodyanitsa (Genshin Impact)
  • Mitya & Odette (Genshin Impact)
  • Mitya & Vodyanitsa (Genshin Impact)
  • Vodyanitsa (Genshin Impact)
  • Mitya (Genshin Impact)
  • Alyosha (Genshin Impact)
  • Odette (Genshin Impact)
  • Group Chats
  • Chatlogs
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Crack
  • Fluff and Crack
  • Everyone Has Issues
  • Fluff
  • Humor
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Chaos
  • Found Family
  • Texting
  • Texting Fic
  • Swearing
  • Stell4r
  • Written Before Mitya Release (Genshin Impact)
  • Written Before Vodyanitsa Release (Genshin Impact)
  • No Beta We Die Like Valeriy's Patience
  • Snezhnaya (Genshin Impact)

  Summary

  @vody
  alyosha
  all i want you to learn
  is ONE twirl
  that's it

  @mityayayaya
  You have an oddly roundabout method of trying to embarrass people

  @vody
  hey who said i was doing this to embarrass him

  @lelek
  Anyone would be stupid to think that your intentions were pure from the start

  @vody
  ODETTE
  YOU ARE A PERFORMER
  YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SUPPORTING ME

  Vodyanitsa recruits Alyosha and his dog for an upcoming theater outreach campaign through the brand-new Prime Ice Communication Device.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Four Stellar Bums and a Dog

  Language:

  English

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