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Part 3 of Crackfics
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2026-09-25
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2026-09-29
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It's Me! It's Verity!

Chapter 2: Lord Verity

Summary:

master of humanity

I wrote this at 11 pm I'm so fucking tired rn.

I have tons of unfinished due homework. I have five thousand animation and music projects to finish. And it's 11 pm. I can't even sleep where I feel comfortable because my brothers won't shut the fuck up

like holyfuck I need to go to a rage room rn I was crying so hard the other night because of how loud they weresighhhhh

but yeah here's lord verity ig

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

Player woke up in a cold sweat. The feeling of the C4 exploding was still fresh in their head and ears. They laid down in their bed for a while, staring at the ceiling above in their dark room. holy fuck I need to get rest, Player thought.

Suddenly they heard thunder from the window. They jolted upright from the unexpected noise cracking through their ears. Their head turned to the window in their room.. was it raining? No, it wasn't.

Instead, the sound of glass breaking went through instead of the sound of the rain falling down on their window. There was some.. yellow creature, similar to-

 

HOLY STIXXAL ITS VERITY!!!

 

Player scrambled to hide under their bed. Then they closed their eyes, hiding from Lord Verity. The creature had made it's way into the house, and.. started dancing??? Suddenly everything exploded, leaving only the floor of the house and the fallen walls and furniture of the room, and house.

Player: "yoity chillity dudeity...... 8m sorry let's be friends"

 

no

 

The creature said. It started levitating, before approaching Player, watching as they shook in fear.

 

Alright, your final chance. Ask me ANYTHING.

 

Shitttttt. Player thought.

 

Player: "Will my friends ever be free from this gam-"

 

NOOOOOO!!

 

Lord Verity yelled in Player's face.

 

Player: "Shiitt. What hour is it today?"

 

YOUR LAST!!!!!

 

please help I actually can't do this anymore

 

Player: "W- what is Cashier's real name?"

 

I don't give a DAMN. Hahaha

 

The creature began laughing. Then it sliced Player in half.

 

 

SECRET ENDING: Lord Verity

"Master of humanity"

Notes:

Sorry for the quality drop I wrote this at eleven thirty five

Notes:

there will be a sequel

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