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OUR FAMOUS GC EVER
Thursday 1:36 PM
Shenhe
Guys, what is all the commotion in front of the school?
Yae Miko
We have new students, one is popular I guess
how popular? 🤨
where they from?
Collei
She’s a famous ballerina
Faruzan
rly? Why would she go here?
Venti
Aether u a nosy bitch
anit no shame in my game
Lumine
u don’t got no game
you got an emo boyfriend so u can’t be talking to me 🤷🏻♂️
Sigewinne
I heard there’s like six of them
six?? 😭
Chongyun
I heard they’re all from Snezhnaya
Gorou
Yeah, apparently they just moved here
Mizuki
Six new students is kinda crazy
Nahida
I wonder why they all transferred at the same time
Bennett
I saw them by the front entrance earlier
Citlali
Why is everyone acting like they’re celebrities?
Arlecchino
Because one of them is.
Childe
damn the school gonna be even more packed
and here I thought you were dead 😔
Childe
nah, I was fucking your teacher
Venti
high school chat btw
Childe
you and Aether were doing drugs last week 🤨
he’s lying
Venti
liar liar pants on fire
Childe
I took a photo
check ur DMs
Childe
I’d rather not
Mona
I wanna know how famous this ballerina actually is
same
Mika
I heard she’s performed in several countries
oh she’s famous famous
Freminet
I think she is
Noelle
That must be a lot of pressure for her
Furina
I KNOW WHO SHE IS
Mualani
wait fr??
yo wait Furina can u pass me in ur class
Furina
No
Venti
summer school for u
you had summer school all the years u been here
Lumine
that’s sad fr tho
Venti
gang I only fail one class a semester
Xiao
that isn’t something to brag about
especially when you say it like that
damn imagine getting scolded by xiao of all ppl
I would kill myself
Yaoyao
You should both focus more on school
Flins
Finally, someone sensible
Rosaria
Does someone know where the keys to the church is
we got a church?
Rosaria
u just finding out?
Keqing
How did you not know we had a church?
Amber
bro has been here forever 😭
Heizou
He probably just never pays attention
Lisa
Rosaria, the keys are in the library
Kaveh
Why are the church keys in the library?
Navia
I saw some of the new students earlier
WHICH ONES
Yun Jin
I saw two of them near the auditorium
Venti
can someone get the number of the new student?
Layla
why?
Navia
ones in my classes so maybe?
Venti
gotta add them to the chat 😀
leave them poor folks alone
Venti
I didn’t even harass them yet?
Kinich
yet?
Venti
everyone’s in the group chat they gotta be to
most ppl don’t even talk here, especially the first years
Xingqiu
yall pretty boring ngl
our gc is the best
slander
Venti
guys the numbers
Lumine
don’t harass them on their first day
exactly
they literally just got here
let them breathe 😭
Klee
I wanna meet them!!
Kachina
Me too!!
Venti
how much you wanna bet one of em gay?
Ororon
don’t bet on people’s sexuality
party pooper
I got $20
Amber
that’s it?
I got fired this week 😔
Mika
what did you do?
Dori
probably smth dumb
not dumb very necessary, I put my hands on some guy
Alhaitham
“Some guy” he says
Tighnari
What exactly happened this time?
Yaoyao
You rly need to stop getting into fight
Charlotte
did they fire u after one little fight?
well no it’s a long story, but it wasn’t my fault
Lumine
bro stfu
anyone want a sister? She’s for sale
Wriothesley
it wasn’t your fault for hitting someone?
Klee
I want a sister
Albedo
we got enough siblings Klee
Venti
I forgot ur mother birthed a kid again, crazy ngl, gimme one
you wish you had a sibling? You jealous?
Venti
I had one now’s he six feet under 🤷🏻♂️no more twins
Lumine
Thoma
that’s one way to put it
Kaveh
crazy way to announce that
Venti
don’t worry he’s been dead for like 10 years
damn 😬
do u like being an only child
Diluc
why would you ask him that?
wondering just in case
Lumine
just in case what?
🤷🏻♂️
Lumine
you better watch out playing with me
Collei
Bennett just felled into the pond 😭😭
wow he went a week without smth bad happening I call that luck
Hu Tao
we should hire a witch to see what’s wrong with him
Bennett
excuse u?
a witch would curse him
Xingqiu
should hire a witch to get u a job
I rather kill myself then trust a witch
Raiden
Is he ok?
Amber
He literally just fell into a pond 😭how is that even possible
anything is possible with Bennett around
Kokomi
is he ok?
Linnea
is someone gonna help him?
Varesa
how does this keep happening.
bro has negative luck stats
kinda impressive ngl
Kaveh
someone go help him before he get a cold my god
Lumine
this is isane
Razor
Bennett falls again
razor you can’t just say that
Venti
can we be proud of razor he knows how to type now
bro I would hope so 😭😭
tf is his grammar tho
guys someone get Bennett a towel now fr tho
Zhongli
I am getting him a towel now.
Lumine
only sensible person here
Navia
I talked to one of the new students, her name is Vodyanitsa
what tf kind of name is that
Venti
can’t be taking 😭😭
u can’t either tf
Navia
she will send me all the new students number after school
Venti
YES SUCCESS
I didn’t even need to harass anyone
Zhongli
we will be talking about that
opp he in trouble
Venti
Childe weren’t you supposed to be fucking him can’t even keep a man busy
Childe
mind you dumbass he was up when you talked about harassing ppl
Venti
imma bout to harass u in a minute
gang
act normal for just a sec
Lumine
impossible with venti
Zhongli
venti keep your hands to yourself.
Venti
didn’t say anything bout my hands 😒
Childe
so sad I can’t put my hands on a minor
pay me a $100 and I’ll beat his ass for u
Childe
no ty you broke bitch
don’t worry, I got smth for u
Keaya
a grown ass man aguring with a child btw
Childe
chill out I’m only 25teen
Venti
old ass bitch 😭
that’s a rough 25
Childe
chill out gang
Lisa
what’s happening?
Itto
THE NEW GUY KNIW HOW TO SHOT A GUN
you in these damn cap lock
ITTO
🙁
Ineffa
That’s certainly an interesting thing to learn about someone on their first day.
Navia
why does the new kid know how to shot a gun tho?
let a man have a hobby
Kaveh
Is that the first thing you know about him?
Lumine
seriously like wtf 😭😭
Maybe that the only interesting thing about em
Xingqiu
I’m kinda curious now
Venti
gang now I want a gun
y know wat nvm
Albedo
You would kill yourself on accident so that’s probably for the best
Venti
thank you for the encouragement
Mika
Using a gun is an interesting skill to have
Lumine
why are we learning so much about em haven’t even seen the motherfuckers yet 🤨
uncalled for name calling
Zhongli
it would be best to not make assumptions.
Lynette
Agreed
Chiori
You people were already gossiping about students who onl.y been here for one day
Xiao
very ridiculous
“you people” seems racist me
Lumine
bro kys
hello where are the teachers I’m feeling threatened
Kirara
At least everyone is welcoming
not everyone
Bennett
I think they might be nice 😊
I hope they don’t think we’re werid tho
you? Most definitely me? Not so much
Venti
keep bullying my child and we finna fignt
catch me outside
Linnea
They probably already think we’re weird
Xianyun
look where this convo start and look how it ended, I wound not blame them
Charlotte
Honestly, I just want to know what they’re like in person 😕