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>> champions
lnkz : i dont wanna go back to school
DARUKJOHNSON : Do any of us really want to?
DARUKJOHNSON : But you know, once you get that job in Disney you want so much, you won’t have to deal with those 13 year olds at H&M you keep on talking about.
lnkz : more like just revali but lol
repawli : I have a refined taste in fashion.
repawli : At least I don’t show up to my job wearing ripped sweat pants and an adventure time hoodie like it’s the new thing.
lnkz : its called FASHION
miph : link, honestly, you don’t know how to dress yourself.
lnkz : DO TOO
zegend : link aren’t your only talents drawing and cooking
lnkz : THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD ALRIGHT
repawli : You do know that saying means that persuasion is better than force, right? You’re not supposed to take it literally.
lnkz : alright mr smarty poop go ahead and rain on my parade :(
lnkz : youre all smart and im a big ol dumboe
Urbosa : As the local mom, I forbid you to talk badly of yourself.
On_your_side : Let’s assign everybody beverage relative names!
On_your_side : I’ll start: Urbosa is the red wine mom.
zegend : im the vodka aunt
lnkz : repawli’s the orange juice grandpa
Revali : Daruk’s beer dad
miph : sidon is caprisun. Just caprisun.
On_your_side : Oh really? Well you’re expired apple cider!
miph : EXCUSE ME YOUNG MAN
Urbosa : Link is that one vine of that lady saying “bitch me too”
lnkz : MOM YOURE LIKE 74 YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO REFERENCE VINES OR CURSE
Urbosa : What can I say? I want to fit in with you kids.
On_your_side : I just realized, you all have much better names than me.
On_your_side : I have such an uncreative name :(
lnkz : OOH I HAVE AN IDEA
lnkz changed On_your_side’s nickname to link’s bf
Urbosa : Oh. Lovely.
zegend : awww thats Wholesome and makes me have a false sense of security that i’ll get a girlfriend soon
miph : me too :(
link’s bf : Wow, what a coincidence!
link’s bf : You could hit two birds with one stone and do something about that
lnkz : yea what my bf said
repawli : Oh wow that’s cute
Revali changed repawli’s nickname to Revali
lnkz : nooo not my good nicknaming skills D:
Revali : That’s so nice.
Revali : I’m so happy for both of you.
Revali : You’re both really great
Revali : so of course you would end up together.
link’s bf : Revali are you ok?
Revali : Yeah. I’m fine.
Revali : You know what, I have a paper to do that I should get started on.
lnkz : we didn’t get any homework over break for english, tho ...
Urbosa : Revali.
Revali : Oh. Well, anyway. I’ve got to go.
zegend : :?
Revali shut his laptop and lied down in his childhood bed. There were some ripped butterflies on the ceiling, as well as glow-in-the-dark stars scattered around the higher part of the wall.
He closed his eyes and rolled over.
Revali knew he’d cried enough over boys already. He’d cried over things he was in the past, and he cried over things he couldn't help. He promised himself that he wouldn’t cry over this anymore.
So why did he feel like crying?
His chest felt tight (but at this point he was used to that). His legs curled into his body without him thinking about it. He wrapped a blue blanket around himself. Security blanket. Security blanket.
Revali wishes he could grow up.