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yikes
shiro : what the fUCK SENIOR COUNTDOWN ALREADY STARTED WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME
shiro : i came into the kitchen and was faced with the red aliens flannel and was Not Prepared
hunk : sorry ?
shiro : BETRAYED
pidge : it’s started already?
lance : yep, day F- Flannel Day
lance : wow im emo
hunk : less than 21 days of school left
shiro : oh my you guys are getting old stop that
pidge : yeah stop
lance : nope! So ready to blow this town
lance : and by “blow this town” i mean not be in high school anymore but still be around bc the garrison’s only like an hour away
hunk : ^^
lance : on an even more anxiety-increasing note ONLY TWO MORE REHEARSALS UNTIL BEAUTY AND THE BEAST HAS AN AUDIENCE
hunk : AAAAAAAAAAAA
pidge : AAAAAAAAAAAAA
shay : WHY ARE WE STARTING THE DAY WITH THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
keith : aaaaaaaaaaaaa
keith : im stressed for you but like, not that much
keith : nice thing about being BACKSTAGE, little anxiety today
allura : I’m sure you all will be wonderful!
shiro : we’re coming all four times
hunk : so are my moms!
pidge : four chances to laugh at my “if it’s not baroque dont fix it” joke
pidge : because its the best joke in the whole show
lance : YOU’LL SEE ME AND PIDGE TANGO IN BE OUR GUEST ITS GREAT
shay : and you’ll see my 10/10 whore silly girl dress its great
allura : I’m sure its not too bad
shay : no i love it
hunk : it’s yellow and purple
allura : oh gotcha
keith : wait hold on SHIRO WHATS WRONG WITH THE RED ALIENS FLANNEL
shiro : you painted the alien yourself
shiro : it’s reeeeeeeeeally detailed
pidge : aw yeah i remember now
lance : how have i never seen this before? Offended™
shiro > keith
shiro : are you just not going to answer that?
keith : yup
shiro : you’re going to have to talk to him directly eventually
keith : no I don’t
shiro : its been like three months
keith : yeah and in a month we graduate and my being gay will not be a problem anymore
shiro : you’re going to the same college
shiro : you have the same friends
keith : it’s been three months and he hasn’t noticed, he won’t notice in college either
shiro : unlikely. What does Pidge say about it?
keith : i
keith : still haven’t told anyone but you
shiro : you’re kidding me
keith : :D
shiro : i can’t force you to do anything but dear god do something
keith : aAAAAAAAAAAA
shiro : or not i guess that works too
yikes
pidge : i screwed up I screwed up I screwed up AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hunk : what happened?
pidge : I have first period study hall in an art room and sometimes the stool at my spot isn't there so I grab a stool to sit on and I grabbed the one behind me today and didn't realize that the guy that usually sits there was RIGHT THERE and he just kind of went “oh OKAY” and went and got a new stool and I'm such a bitch I should have gotten a stool no one would sit on why am I like this
allura : oh, pidge
pidge : and I couldn't just give it back BC he was already gone and he's going to tell people all day about the bitch that took his stool from right in front of him I can't live like this
hunk : its going to be okay
lance : the guy’s probably already forgotten all about it by now
pidge : you don't just FORGET when people suck
pidge : this is the WORST
pidge : I should just go home
matt : or
matt : /or/
matt : you could just own that you did something wrong and remind yourself not to do it again
matt : then you wouldn't be as stressed about it
hunk : and apologize
pidge : I'm never ever going to talk to him for any reason I screwed up
matt : you don't have to
matt : and if you're still upset tomorrow, we can just kill him
allura : do you take constructive criticism?
matt : no. murder is my final offer
pidge : thanks matt
school squad
keith : hey friends i need your opinion on a conversation i just had with one of the freshmen i mentor in homeroom
pidge : shoot
lance : whose idea was it to let YOU mentor? Smh
pidge : true
keith : she needed math help, so i went over, but it was /algebra 1/ and i havent looked at that since like seventh grade
keith : it’s total jibberish
keith : so i say “i have no idea what to do, i havent seen this in 5 years, im sorry, if it helps you’ll never need this again”
hunk : keith…
keith : and the teacher goes “nice. Real nice”
keith : and now im beginning to figure that might not have been the best way to go? And im kinda freaking out about it
lance : it’ll be okay, man. If thats the worst thing you’ve done to your freshmen then you’re still a better mentor than me lol
keith : thanks, lance, that… actually helped
lance : anytime, mullet
keith > shiro
keith : oH MY GOD
shiro : what?
keith : curse my weak demi-gay heart
shiro : t e l l h i m
keith : n o
shiro : then suffer
keith : wait n o
shiro : those are your choices
keith : why are those my only choices
shiro : gotta choose
Keith : *long sigh* suffer it is