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Chapter 6: The one where Harry Slithered-it-in, Draco woke up hot, Blaise saw things he can never unseen again, and Pansy regains her Queen of Darkness crow.

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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(22:55 pm): Pansy changed the group's name from, Draco's turn for wood too; Lion Snake Foursome!

(23:10 pm): Draco:

Pansy, I hate you! After tonight I'll never talk to you again.

(23:30 pm): Draco:

Pans. You're killing me. Can't believe Potter turned up in his pants! Who knew he had an invisibility cloak. 

Shit, I meant to send this to you privately. How do you delete this? 

(23:55 pm): Draco:

Pansy, Blaise where the fuck are you? 

(00:05 am): Pansy:

Chill! We are just taking a walk.

(00:06 am): Draco:

You. left me ALONE with SHIRTLESS POTTER. Killing you is to kind!

(00:06 am) PoisedGit:

Uhuh... Just get on with it Poncey, we know you want to.

(00:08 am): Draco:

help

(00:08 am) Pansy:

got this

(01:11 am) Pansy:

They are not in the common-room either Blaise. 

(01:12 am): PoisedGit:

Pans baby! I found them; they're in the bathroom evil monkey Ssssshhhh! MY EYES. I can never unsee this!

kiss

(01:13 am):  Pansy:

Holy fucking tits! That smokes! I'm on my way! I want a show too! 

(01:14 am): PoisedGit :

Merlins balls, they're in the shower, I'm stuck in the toilet! Pans, get your ass here. I SHOULD NOT SUFFER ALONE! 

(03:26 am):  Pansy:

Got to my room okay. Blaise... No. Words. 

(03:26 am): PoisedGit :

I can't believe you ditched me Pans. I think they are FINALLY asleep! I have a feeling we're going to be seeing a lot more of Potter. Look, 

sleeping

(03:27 am):  Pansy:

I am Pansy, Queen of Darkness, Starter of Sexy Chats, Joiner of Gryffendoks and Snakes, Matchmakes extraordinaire! Thank you @DMalfoy & @HPotter for the show! 

hot

 

(03:28 am): Pansy changed the group's name from, Lion Snake Foursome! too; HOT POTATO, do that again!

 

(10:24 am):  Hard H:

Yes, you will Blaise. 

Thanks for ditching us, Pansy. You're the best Queen ever. wink

sleep

(10:26 am):  Draco:

POTTER!!!!

 

 

 

 

Notes:

And there we go darlings pups, the end of this total crackfic, the first I have ever written. I had fun, and I hope it made you'll laugh! Thanks for the reads, Kuddos, and comments! You guys are better than doughnuts with chocolate topping!
Keep laughing, Keep loving, Keep reading Drarry! Xo
*Bows Deep*

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Feedback is like a perfect doughnut one eats on a Sunday morning, in bed, after excruciatingly good sex.
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