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satisfying
Timbo @realtimbo
just saying…. I have the power of god and anime on my side. u think u can come to my house and mock me and not Feel The Hurt??
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@realtimbo why are you such a nerd oh my god
Timbo @realtimbo
@stephthespoiled sTePHaNie I am NOT a nerd but I AM Powerful….,, and I will not tolerate this Injustice
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@realtimbo All he did was call you a loser and you’re gonna put The Hurt on him? Seriously dude?
Timbo @realtimbo
@theflyinggrayson fuck on outta here w ur condescension Dickiebird this doesn’t concern you
JTW @hottoddie
@realtimbo @theflyinggrayson as much as I love this confidence Replacement, you need to chill tf out
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@realtimbo @theflyinggrayson @hottoddie it is so satisfying to see Jay tell Timmers to chill out oh my god
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@realtimbo @theflyinggrayson @hottoddie @stephthespoiled It is but Tim u really do need to chill…. Little brothers do shit like this…. Get Over It
Timbo @realtimbo
@dukeofthemanor NO i REFUSE. he called me a Loser in My Own Home…. the AUDACITY
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@realtimbo This is just embarrassing. Loser.
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@realtimbo Tim, come to my office please. Damian, stop calling your brother names. The rest of you, can you please, PLEASE stop antagonizing and goading your siblings?
Timbo @realtimbo
@RealBruceWayne nO
JTW @hottoddie
@realtimbo @RealBruceWayne too much to ask for old man :ok_hand: :peace_sign:
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@realtimbo @RealBruceWayne “Be a good loving supportive older brother Dick” “Don’t antagonize and goad your siblings Dick” I CANT DO BOTH
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@realtimbo @RealBruceWayne DOES THIS MEAN UR FINALLY ADOPTING ME
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@realtimbo @RealBruceWayne FINEEEEEE BRUCE
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@realtimbo @RealBruceWayne I suppose I can do that, Father. If Timothy will stop calling me Brat.
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@realtimbo @bloodwayne The three of us will be having a long, long talk about name calling and respect when I get home. Don’t even try to think about getting out of it.
JTW @hottoddie
@realtimbo @bloodwayne @RealBruceWayne asdfghjklasdfkj I can’t believe you’re actually gonna Lecture these little assholes
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@realtimbo @bloodwayne @hottoddie You want to be part of the conversation too?
JTW @hottoddie
@realtimbo @bloodwayne @RealBruceWayne funny, I think you’re forgetting I’m an adult that you can’t boss around anymore
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@realtimbo @bloodwayne @hottoddie Funny, I think you’re forgetting I’m your father who can and will Lecture you no matter what you say or do
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@realtimbo @bloodwayne @RealBruceWayne I SAY AGAIN, THIS IS SO SATISFYING
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Gotham Gazette @GothamGazette
Bruce Wayne has another child? In a recent Twitter thread, local billionaire calls @hottoddie his child…despite the fact that …. https://gothamgazette.com/284028/Bruce-Wayne-Secret-Child.html
Vicki Vale @vickivale
@theflyinggrayson @cassiewayne @realtimbo @dukeofthemanor @bloodwayne Care to share any exclusive details about @hottoddie ?
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@vickivale Sure!! We’d be overjoyed to give you exclusive, 100% true facts about @hottoddie
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@vickivale @hottoddie is a 37 year old man with a beer belly named Uglee McGross who lives in the basement of Wayne Manor and eats all of our goddamn Doritos and hasn’t had water since ‘07. All he drinks is Mt. Dew. We don’t talk about him because he’s just so gross.
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@vickivale @hottoddie is my beloved sister, Bethany, who is only 10 months old and so advanced that she has a Twitter already. Isn’t that amazing? Isn’t SHE amazing? Love you sweetie! :heart:
Timbo @realtimbo
@vickivale @hottoddie is the most annoying, prepubescent 13 year old I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting. He’s like a dog, humping everything he can get his hands on. It’s disgusting. Please arrest this DEVIANT.
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@vickivale @hottoddie is actually a really gross old lady who has a daddy kink that Bruce facilitates. It’s SOOOO gross. I don’t know her name but get her out of here, PLEASE. I can’t take it anymore!!!
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@vickivale @hottoddie is a disgusting ingrate, 21 years old, from Crime Alley. He’s very annoying. He also hates you, Vicki Vale, which I’m sure you’re aware is rather common. Cease your invasion of our privacy before we sic him on you. You would not like that, I assure you.
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@vickivale @hottoddie is the hottest toddie in whole hot toddy community and you should be so lucky to meet him. He’s got Thiqqqq (four q’s) Thighs. Half a brain. One (1) cell of common sense. Also he really does hate you. He’s good at that.
JTW @hottoddie
@vickivale you when you can’t find out shit about me
[Picture of a quote saying: “Thou map of woe, that thus dost talk in signs!
When thy poor heart beats with outrageous beating,
Thou canst not strike it thus to make it still.
Wound it with sighing, girl, kill it with groans; 1460
Or get some little knife between thy teeth,
And just against thy heart make thou a hole;
That all the tears that thy poor eyes let fall
May run into that sink, and soaking in
Drown the lamenting fool in sea-salt tears.”
-Titus to Lavinia, Titus Andronicus]
Vicki Vale @vickivale
@RealBruceWayne This childish behavior is really unbecoming of all of you, and certainly doesn’t reflect well, now does it? Control your smartass children, Bruce.
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@vickivale Hmm… no, I don’t think I will. To quote my dear beloved child, Uglee Bethany McGross, stay in your lane, Vale.
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Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
Actual footage of Wayne Manor rn
rebel
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
I think I’m gonna change my name on here but… what to? :thinking_face:
Timbo @realtimbo
@dukeofthemanor Fresh Duke of Bristol
JTW @hottoddie
@dukeofthemanor Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@dukeofthemanor Sunshine Boi
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@dukeofthemanor Duke Thomas
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@dukeofthemanor :sun: Duke :sun:
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@dukeofthemanor be a rebel and do something that has nothing to do with ur name or ur sunshiney personality
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@stephthespoiled okay but what??
mx. brightside @298sfpw4
@dukeofthemanor I know we don’t know each other but a good pun is always a good idea. Mine used to be “not peeling well” since my icon is a banana. Or really like anything that connects to ur profile pic
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@298sfpw4 you know what? That’s a great idea thank you
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sipping brain hurting juice @dukeofthemanor
#NewProfilePic
Dickiebird @thelfyinggrayson
@dukeofthemanor wow this is the best picture I’ve possibly ever seen in my entire life. You’re so photogenic baby bro
JTW @hottoddie
@dukeofthemanor you really not gonna share??? fine i see how it is. you don’t get any of my bone hurting juice now
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@dukeofthemanor :joy: :joy: :joy: I’m stealing that outfit
Timbo @realtimbo
@dukeofthemanor the band aids are a nice touch man. did u punch something? did u pet an angry cat? were u bitten by the rabid raccoon in the trash? who knows. but do u look cool? a solid 79.3% yes u do
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@dukeofthemanor Thomas, I quite enjoyed your previous picture. One could actually see your face and hair. For all you complain about keeping up your hairstyle, you would think you would show it off in your picture. Yet this is what you’ve changed it to? You look like an imbecile. You are above this, 1/
resolve @harperfcknrow
@dukeofthemanor lmfao I love it Duke!! But give a girl some photo cred next time huh? :joy:
Cullen but not like Twilight @rowcullen
@dukeofthemanor D U K E omg when I said this picture would be funny I DIDN’T MEAN PICK IT ASJDFGGHJKLKKDJFKJDSFAKJDHAKSJFJAH
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@dukeofthemanor MEME ON THE HATERS BOO AND LOOK FLY DOING IT :sunglasses:
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@dukeofthemanor Lovely picture, Duke. Just lovely. Can I ask why one sleeve is up and one is down?
sipping brain hurting juice @dukeofthemanor
@RealBruceWayne THE AESTHETIC, BRUCE duh
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@dukeofthemanor Oh right, the aesthetic. How silly of me, forgetting The Aesthetic.
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@dukeofthemanor My secretary just told me that her sister wanted to pass a message along to you
sipping brain hurting juice @dukeofthemanor
@RealBruceWayne oh worm? What is it?
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@dukeofthemanor “Hmu memelord”
sipping brain hurting juice @dukeofthemanor
@RealBruceWayne JDKLFJKLDJFKLDJSA IM GETTING THAT FRAMED. BRUCE WAYNE SAID MEMELORD.
Timbo @realtimbo
@RealBruceWayne @dukeofthemanor IM DECEASED
Timbo @realtimbo
@RealBruceWayne @dukeofthemanor WE SHOULD PRINT IT 500 TIMES AND PUT IT EVERYWHERE IN THE MANOR
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@dukeofthemanor @realtimbo WHY would you EVER do that
sipping brain hurting juice @dukeofthemanor
@realtimbo @RealBruceWayne THE A E S T H E T I C BRUCE!! TIMMY WE’RE DOING IT. COME TO THE EAST OFFICE RN
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@realtimbo @dukeofthemanor Boys, don’t, or you’ll be grounded for a week.
Timbo @realtimbo
@dukeofthemanor @RealBruceWayne SO??? i dont care about anything enough to be upset except for my coffee and if u took that away work would be 10000000% harder for u so IDC
sipping brain hurting juice @dukeofthemanor
@realtimbo @RealBruceWayne IM A TEEN BRUCE I MUST REBEL IM SORRY
Timbo @realtimbo
@dukeofthemanor @RealBruceWayne WE RIDE AT DAWN, BROTHER. @bloodwayne BETTER WATCH OUT, WE HITTING HIS ROOM FIRST
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@dukeofthemanor @realtimbo @RealBruceWayne IF I SEE EVEN ONE SLIP OF PAPER ENTER MY ROOM, YOU WILL BOTH BE SORRY!!!!
JTW @hottoddie
@dukeofthemanor @realtimbo @bloodwayne @RealBruceWayne at all the people presumably trying to get his attention at work rn:
dysfunctional
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
To everyone asking me why I broke a man’s hand today: he slapped my ass. To everyone who is upset about this: I don’t care. To everyone who is proud of me: thank you! :blush:
JTW @hottoddie
@cassiewayne GIVE ME A NAME.
Timbo @realtimbo
@cassiewayne @hottoddie ME AND UGLEE WILL KILL THIS MOFO
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@cassiewayne @hottoddie @realtimbo :knife: :knife: :knife: COUNT ME IN
sipping brain hurting juice @dukeofthemanor
@cassiewayne @hottoddie @realtimbo @bloodwayne ME FOUR!!!! You deserve so much better than the fuckin scum in this world i s2g
resolve @harperfcknrow
@cassiewayne @hottoddie @realtimbo @bloodwayne @dukeofthemanor BITCHHHHHHH ME FIVE!! HE BETTER HOPE HE NEVER MEETS ME CAUSE ILL PULL ZERO (0) PUNCHES RIGHT TO HIS SHRIVELED LITTLE DICK
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@cassiewayne @hottoddie @realtimbo @bloodwayne @dukeofthemanor @harperfcknrow Cass, give me a name and I’ll have him arrested for sexual harassment
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@cassiewayne @hottoddie @realtimbo @bloodwayne @dukeofthemanor @harperfcknrow @theflyinggrayson Children, calm down. Cassie, give us the name. I’ll get my lawyers on the case immediately.
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@hottoddie @realtimbo @bloodwayne @dukeofthemanor @harperfcknrow @theflyinggrayson @RealBruceWayne That won’t be necessary.
sipping brain hurting juice @dukeofthemanor
@cassiewayne the meme is 10/10 but I’m still about to square up on this mf
resolve @harperfcknrow
@cassiewayne I mean okay but just know me and Cullen are ready to support you however you need whenever you need
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@cassiewayne I can respect that (...as long as I get to see the list someday….and maybe even cross some names off it at some point?? In a totally legal and healthy way???)
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@cassiewayne Sister, I will not stand for this. Give me the list and what grievances the people on it have caused you. I WILL see justice served or so help me. That is a PROMISE.
JTW @hottoddie
@cassiewayne
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@hottoddie Not insane…. Badass. I’ve gone Badass.
JTW @hottoddie
@cassiewayne fuck yeah girl!!! Cut those assholes’ dicks off!!! And I will of course help you, gleefully!!! Gladly!!! Extremely happily!!!!! Just say the word :upside_down_smile:
sipping brain hurting juice @dukeofthemanor
RT “@cassiewayne: @hottoddie Not insane…. Badass. I’ve gone Badass.” same energy as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKxErDcV1c0
Timbo @realtimbo
@cassiewayne @hottoddie @dukeofthemanor Duke oh my god u G E N I U S that’s perfect
sipping brain hurting juice @dukeofthemanor
@cassiewayne @hottoddie @realtimbo I try i try sksksksksksk
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sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
Oh my god all of you guys (Wayne kids only ESPECIALLY UGLEE TIMMY AND DAMI, not including my bb Cass) are so dysfunctional sksksksksksksksksks
Timbo @realtimbo
@stephthespoiled NO we CARE and that =/= being DYSFUNCTIONAL ///O B V I O U S L Y///
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@realtimbo YOU GUYS WERE GONNA KILL A MAN AND UR TRYNA TELL ME THATS NOT DYSFUNCTIONAL??????? OK B I C T H
Timbo @realtimbo
@stephthespoiled YOU LOVE CASS MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF YOUD CUT A BITCH FOR HER WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT SO DONT ACT LIKE U WOULDNT HELP US
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@realtimbo OF COURSE I WOULD, THAT BASTARD TOUCHED CASS!!!!!!!! I WOULD LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO RIP HIM LIMB FROM LIMB!!!!
Timbo @realtimbo
@stephthespoiled LOOK WHOS dySfUNcTiOnAL NOW StEphAnIE
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@realtimbo NOT ME BITCH
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@realtimbo @stephthespoiled Oh my god STOP. You two are not helping the situation. Either have this conversation in private or maybe just don’t have it? Like the mature almost-adults you both are?
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@realtimbo @RealBruceWayne I’ll stop talking if you adopt me
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@realtimbo @stephthespoiled Not only do you still have a living mother, if I adopted you, you’d be able to say your adoptive father has walking in on you with your tongue down your adoptive brother’s throat. Is that what you want, Stephanie?
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@realtimbo @RealBruceWayne if you adopted me, I’d be able to afford the therapy it would take to deal with that
Timbo @realtimbo
@RealBruceWayne @stephthespoiled I HATE THIS CONVERSATION SO MUCH IM GONNA KMS BYE
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@stephthespoiled @realtimbo Then let’s end it. Steph, I’m not adopting you. Tim, don’t kill yourself and also don’t drink all the rest of the coffee, please. And both of you, if you MUST bicker, leave it to your text messages or real life. Not somewhere everyone can see.
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@realtimbo @RealBruceWayne are you saying you’re ashamed of me
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@realtimbo @stephthespoiled Stephanie. Oh my god.
Timbo @realtimbo
@stephthespoiled @RealBruceWayne please god end this suffering
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@realtimbo @RealBruceWayne i’m JUST SAYING if you adopted me and paid for my therapy (okay but Family Therapy Sessions??? We NEED that shit) all of this would be better
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@realtimbo @stephthespoiled I’m about to adopt you just to ground you
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@realtimbo @RealBruceWayne You know what?? I’ll take it
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JTW @hottoddie
@RealBruceWayne when @stephthespoiled says absolutely anything
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@hottoddie @RealBruceWayne when @stephthespoiled says absolutely anything
sipping brain hurting juice @dukeofthemanor
@hottoddie @theflyinggrayson @RealBruceWayne when @stephthespoiled says absolutely anything
resolve @harperfcknrow
@hottoddie @theflyinggrayson @dukeofthemanor @RealBruceWayne when @stephthespoiled says absolutely anything
Timbo @realtimbo
@hottoddie @theflyinggrayson @dukeofthemanor @harperfcknrow @RealBruceWayne when @stephthespoiled says absolutely anything
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@hottoddie @theflyinggrayson @dukeofthemanor @harperfcknrow @realtimbo @RealBruceWayne BRUCE HELP IM BEING BULLIED BY UR FRICCIN CHILDREN
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@stephthespoiled What? I suddenly can’t read.
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@RealBruceWayne
Papa John’s Pizza @PapaJohns
We fortunately have no claim to @stephthespoiled or any connection with her father @RealBruceWayne
sTePHaNie @stephthepsoiled
@PapaJohns @RealBruceWayne SEE!!!!!!!!!!!! IF PAPA JOHN SAYS YOU’RE MY DAD THEN IT MUST BE TRUE!!!! PAPA JOHN’S KNOWS THE TRUTH
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@stephthespoiled
