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“Hey, guys. Didn't think this series would be so popular. Don't really care. Let's get down to bismuth!!!! Today we are going to be doing TEACHERs. Including the all amazing all might!!!
LETS GO”
Midoriya runs through the hallway trying to summon a teacher.
“NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS MIDORIYA”
Midoriya stops smiling wide happy he was able to catch a teacher. Unfortunately, it was just iida. He frowned.
“Guess we’ll have to throw it back in…….. “ he picked iida up him not noticing as he was to busy lecturing him on how it's dangerous to run in the halls. “This boy empty... YEET”
He looked into the camera. “Sorry no swearing around iida he would have levitated back here or something”
He began running again. There was a loud booming noise.
“HEY, THERE LITTLE LISTENER WHY YOU RUNNING????!?!?!?!”
“Ahhh present-mic sensei hi there I was looking for you. I need to tell you something.”
“WHAT IS IT??????”
“Id die for you.”
Mic goes quiet for a second before thinking about it for a second. He shook his head. Midoriya blinked and he suddenly ended up in a closet somewhere tied to a chair the camera still in his hand
“Present mic sensei??!!”
“It's for your own good”
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“It took a couple hours but I was able to get out of that damn closet!!
Now on to the next one”
It was lunchtime so he made his way to where he and all might ate lunch together. He makes his way toward the now visible all might
“Oh, young midoriya how are you doing today?”
“Im good im good. Just needed to tell you id die for you.”
There's a cough as all might (deflated) started coughing up blood.
“My boy, why would you do that? I would never let you do that” he buffs up.
Midoriya freaking blinks again and he's suddenly in another closet tied up to a chair.
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!”
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“Ok everyone it took a while but I made it out and now if it happens again have a knife to cut through the rope! Let's hope the next teachers easier”
He walks cautiously to midnight.
“Hi, there midnight sensei. I needed to tell you that I would die for you”
Midnight looks at him like he was an angel. Before using her quirk to put him to sleep.
He wakes up AGAIN in a closet this time in chains instead of rope making his knife useless.
“Ughh I swear the teachers teamed up.
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“Im just gonna stop telling you know I’ve made it out you can obviously see me here.”
He starts looking for another teacher. Only having to throw back a wild iida every now and then.
He finally finds Aizawa sensei huddled underneath his desk in his sleeping bag.
“Hey, hey Aizawa sensei id die for you..”
Aizawa doesn't wake up but somehow izuku ends up tied to him in izukus own all might sleeping bag making it unable to move.
“Goddammit” izuku whispers. “How do I not notice this?”
“Screw it im tired im not leaving”
He, of course, falls asleep.
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He wakes up to all of 1-A and all the teachers cooing over him in his sleeping bag still attached to Aizawa's sensei sleeping bag.
“Go away”
Aizawa said apparently now awake.
“Aww shoo your just so cute with little midoriya”
“Yeah so cute”
Midoriya just drifted back to sleep.