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same morning!
{support thirst club(07:34)}
Bakugou.Katsuki : @small might Deku respond to me you little shit
small might : what’s that i hear?? kacchan?? talking to me???
protein pls : DUDE
Bakugou.Katsuki : Deku you fucker
Bakugou.Katsuki : respond
small might : give me (1) good reason why I should
Bakugou.Katsuki : I’ll fucking get you for this
small might : andddd he’s offlije
small might : fuucjkwfkgjfkeh
protein pls : Mido???
protein pls : did bakubro get to him??
Todoroki : {snap.attatchment} [image id: midoriya, in hospital dress with many bandages decorating his chest and arms being strangled by a furious-looking bakugou, who’s hair was standing awkwardly in a weird part. behind the two, best jeanist stands at the doorway, clearly taken aback. caption: it’s this fucker again]
Todoroki : define ‘get’
protein pls : BRO
Todoroki reverted their screenname to their original user (07:02)
shouto : also i’d @ everyone but i’m pulling a tsu and saying you should call me shouto
protein pls : ok!!
shouto : i will not respond to any of you calling me todoroki
protein pls : wait what
protein pls : b r o
shouto : fuck endeavor
Dankiest : fuck endeavor!!!
tape man : FUCKK ENDEWHORE
yaoMOMo : fuck!!! todoroki!!! enji!!!
o2 : FUCK EM
protein pls : fair
protein pls : also where did you all just come from
pinky : boo
pinky : ei! morning selfie!?
protein pls : oh hecc i forgot uh
protein pls : i’ll… take one noW??
pinky : fine.
protein pls : {photo.attatchment} [image id: kirishima, adorned in his hero costume, grinning at the camera. his hair is still down and tetsutetsu is in the background poking at his food expectantly. two of deatharms’s arms are also in the frame, waving at tetsutetsu.]
pinky : sunshine boi!!! we love!!! sm!!!
Dankiest : :moan-emoji-2: :moan-emoji-2: *fans self*
pinky : m OOD
pinky : :sparkle-heart: :sparkle-heart: :present-heart:
protein pls : g UYS
tape man : no no they’re right
o2 : yeah!!
shouto : when kirishima causes your gay awakening
protein pls : but i didn’t??
shouto : but you could have
protein pls : hmPH
small might : I’M ALIVEEE
small might : oh cool it’s kirishima making us feel infiereior hours
protein pls : DUDE
shouto : izuku
shouto : you’re completely ripped
protein pls : you’re like… 220% muscle
small might : but kirishima
small might : have you seen yourself
shouto : oh he has a point
tape man : yeah he does
shouto : kirishima up there being god yaknow
shouto : if god was a man
tape man : true
shouto : holy shit i got an idea
tape man : ??
shouto : @yaoMOMo let me have permissions to change users
shouto : i don’t want to threaten you or anything but i do have dirt on you
tape man : dirt ?
tape man : on mom ?
yaoMOMo : there is no such thing
yaoMOMo gave permissions to ‘shouto’ (07:15)
shouto : nice
shouto changed ‘tapeman’s’ screenname to ‘SEROtonin’ (07:16)
shouto changed ‘protein pls’s’ screenname to ‘god if she was a man’ (07:16)
shouto : @pinky thank me later
pinky : you took my soul what should i pay you with
shouto : uhhhhh
shouto : soba
pinky : cool i’ll treat you
SEROtonin : can I come?
pinky : yes!
Dankiest : can i
pinky : yEs
god if she was a man : may i?? deatharms heard what happened and he said i could visit
god if she was a man : also!!!
god if she was a man : wait i should go to the gay chat
{**special snowflakes** (07:20)}
distinguished gay : so!! uh
distinguished gay : not to be gay on main
distinguished gay : but what’s more gay than crushing on a straight boy???
functional pan : awwww kiri
disaster gay : do i need to beat someone up
distinguished gay : no!!
distinguished gay : he’s just really nice and helped bring me down from a panic attack after yesterday and
distinguished gay : he’s really cute too?? but i’ve been told he’s straight so i’m going to respect his boundaries
disaster gay : ah
functional pan : we’re going to smother you in hugs when you visit
disaster gay : motion approved
distinguished gay : thabks guys!!!
{b stands for best (09:57)}
salty : hey so does anyone know what happened yesterday? on the news? with midoriya what the fuck
salty : he never responded to my messages
itSISuka : Yaomomo told me
itSISuka : It boils down to that during the chaos with the Nomu, Iida fled and ended up running into the hero killer. Midoriya has just recently arrived in Hosu with his hero when Manual told him Iida was missing. He found Iida, stepped into save him, Todoroki showed up, and they all faced against Stain (in self defence, so it should have been legal) and ended up holding him off until the pros were done handling the Nomu. The press is covering it as Endeavors win for ‘legality’ sake, though Yao said that it’s to keep Midoriya and the others safe from the press. They don’t want anything to do with it, and that video that surfaces online just a bit ago is more than what they need. Also, apparently Todoroki cussed out the chief of police, and Midoriya’s phone is broken.
itSISuka : eww, wall of text
salty : oh boy
salty : and todoroki did that??
wholesome angel : Yes, and it was horrible
salty : jeez
wine aunt : 1a did that? hah losers
wine aunt : who the fUCK changed my username again
i am the night : lmao he’s gonna go feral again
itSISuka : kuroiro nO
toadeet: but it’s funny??
itSISuka : i said no, kinoko
wholesome angel : It’s odd you aren’t using nicknames, ‘Suka
{unsent} itSISuka: well need to use full names so people can connect the dots as to who is who
itSISuka : they don’t deserve nicknames right now
i am the night : GASP
comedian : owo ???
comedian : oh my god shihai you’re in for
itSISuka : manga.
comedian : yEETING
man of steel : what’s going on bros
man of steel : oh
man of steel : yeah i’ll just go back to kiri and plug this {snap.attatchment} [image i.d.: tetsutetsu, in his hero costume walking with kirishima, appearing to be on patrol. his hair is only partly slicked up, and his costume is worse-for-wear, leaving him nearly shirtless. he is giving finger guns at the camera as kirishima appears to laughing beside him, but he’s clearly blushing from embarrassment. death arms is presumably taking the photo, a shadow from his finger is near the camera. captioned: o w o (death arms can’t take pictures lol)]
itSISuka : huh
itSISuka : okay
toadeet : let me on ur private story tetsu!!!
man of steel : no way
toadeet : awHHHHHHH
man of steel : you know why.
toadeet : i know why.,,,
itSISuka : i don’t know why
toadeet : that is the point
toadeet : you cannot know
itSISuka : betrayal
itSISuka : OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
man of steel : yea
man of steel : bye now!
salty : ciao!
toadeet : b aiiii
salty : he’s chillin with kiri, right?
salty : i freaking love kiri
‘wine aunt’ changed their screen name to phantom thief (10:37)
‘i am the night’ changed ‘phantom theif’s’ screen name to heart snatcher (10:38)
heart snatcher : sHIHAI
i am the night : lol
heart snatcher : {voice.attacthment} [i.d.: he’s screeching into the mic as loud as he can.]
i am the night : FERAL!!
i am the night : FERAL
comedian : FERAL
i am the night : FERAL
comedian : FERAL
the beast : who
the beast : oh
heart snatcher : please help me
the beast : nah
heart snatcher : *sobs*
heart snatcher : where’s big sis when you nEED her??
{GUCCI GANG (15:56)}
gamer girl : i’m not mad
gamer girl : i just want to know
vampy : IT WAS DABI
edgy boy band reject : sHES FUCKING LYING
little cosplay baby : NO SHE ISNT
vampy : SEE SPINNER IS BACKING ME UP
gamer girl : who the fuck
gamer girl : decided to unplug my game
gamer girl : when i was in the bathroom
edgy boy band reject : wOw i can’t believe you can even type with your crusty ass fingers
big tits sis : someone said ass and fingers
big tits sis : nevermind me
vampy : but we nEED YOU
big tits sis : oh yeah
big tits sis : shiggy, spinner did it
gamer girl : you all know we literally have security cameras
gamer girl : don’t make me @ kurogiri
little cosplay baby : OH FUCK
little cosplay baby : IT WANST ME BUT DONT CALL KUROGIRI
vampy : twice will protect me!!!
vampy : wait
gamer girl : yes.
vampy : is twice not in the chat !!??? :cry-emoji: :cry-emoji: :broken-heart-emoji:
edgy boy band reject : invite him yourself
vampy : okay !!!!!
edgy boy band reject : wait shit no we don’t need another old dude in the chat
whooshies : ,,
whooshies : first of all, i would like to objecT
whooshies : second of all, kurogiri is amazing don’t you dar shit on him like this
edgy boy band reject : you chat like my younger brothers
vampy : OWO WHATS THIS
edgy boy band reject : blocked
vampy : unblock me bitch
edgy boy band reject : double blocked
vampy has invited ‘durrr’ to the chat (16:07))
Ultimate Boss as revoked permissions from ‘durrr’ (16:07)
durrr : owo
little cosplay baby : kurogiri back at it again
gamer girl : yeah he’s cool like that
whooshies : agreed
durrr : o-owo?
vampy : uwu!!!
durrr : owo!!!!
little cosplay baby : excuse me as i chuck myself off a cliff
gamer girl : do a flip
little cosplay baby : only for you, babe
edgy boy band reject : asyshfdkbuytyukavtfjryghvamhgvmyugrkuymjhz
edgy boy band reject : i think you broke him
little cosplay baby : pics or it didn’t happen
edgy boy band reject : {photo.attachment} [image i.d.: shigaraki, standing in front of the tv, struggling to plug in the various systems and etc as he holds his phone in his other hand. he’s face is scrunched weirdly and he’s glaring at the phone. caption: he’s been like this for 1 minute straight]
little cosplay baby : lhavohavouvaoyog
vampy : you know,
vampy : it is said that tops have the worst keysmash
big tits sis: this conversation ends now
vampy : ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
vampy : fair
vampy : i’ll go to a chat room with people my age
big tits sis : good
big tits sis has revoked viewing permissions from ‘vampy’ for one hour
big tits sis : back to what she said though
little cosplay baby : i mean
little cosplay baby : i am the only guy in this chat that isn’t a twink
durrr : uwu?
big tits sis : you don’t count
durrr : uwu !!!!
gamer girl : spinner
little cosplay baby : yeah babe
gamer girl : run
little cosplay baby : haha it was good while it lasted
little cosplay baby : all my stuff goes to the mustard kid
little cosplay baby : isn’t he like twelve aohaiotwctaoco
gamer girl : : )
gamer girl : there is peace in the universe again
edgy boy band reject : *clapping*
big tits sis : *clapping*
durrr : uwu !!!!!!!
whooshies : *clapping*
little cosplay baby : good to know y’all don’t care toga and i are leaving
little cosplay baby : suck it
gamer girl : ) :
little cosplay baby : shit okay boss
little cosplay baby : but only bc of stain bothering you
gamer girl : : D
edgy boy band reject : am i the wonky person that finds that unsettling?
vampy : what?
gamer girl : : •
vampy : oh no i agree
gamer girl : >: (
vampy : …
vampy : yeah bye
alien queen created the group chat ‘pay the lord in soba’ (17:23)
alien queen invited five others to the group chat ‘pay the lord in soba’ (17:23)
alien queen restricted permissions for five members (17:24)
alien queen changed ‘shouto’s screen name to ‘the lord’ (17:24)
alien queen changed ‘danky donut’s screen name to ‘drinks’ (17:24)
alien queen changed ‘sero boy edition’s screen name to ‘hugs’ (17:25)
alien queen changed ‘crimson riot 2.0’s screen name to ‘beef’ (17:25)
alien queen changed ‘holla’s screen name to ‘metal’ (17:25)
the lord joined ‘pay the lord in soba’ (17:25)
the lord : yes hello
the lord : you will all be here in 5 min right?
alien queen changed their screen name to ‘babe’ (17:26)
babe : yes
the lord : cool
hugs joined ‘pay the lord in soba’ (17:26)
beef joined ‘pay the lord in soba’ (17:26)
hugs : i’ll be there in literally two minutes
beef : tetsu, death arms and i are at the doors rn
metal joined ‘pay the lord in soba’ (17:27)
metal : i don’t know you much roki but i’m happy to be here! kirishima says you all are great
hugs : don’t mind me i’m stealing roki is thats okay
metal : sure???
the lord : i’ll allow it
drinks joined ‘pay the lord in soba’ (17:28)
drinks : so i swear i’m almost there
drinks : maybe five minutes
the lord : bring drinks
drinks : yes
the lord : so @babe what are we going to do?
babe : well i already have your soba
babe : we could… go out?
the lord : yeah but where
metal : theres this new maze i wanted to check out
beef : that sounds fun!!
drinks : sure but now it’s a contest and whoever gets to the end last treats the group
the lord : i’ll treat anyway
drinks : nAH man
hugs : okay!!
hugs : btw lemme up
the lord : the staff are on their way they just prough up the metal beef duo
beef : ahah yep
the lord : midoriya keeps talking to tetsu about his quirk i don’t know if he wants to perform experiments but he’s on bed rest so
the lord : let me restrain him for a bit
hugs : this is going to be fun
drinks : i’m here! mina’s with me
babe : let’s get this party started!!
The six teens grinned, staring at the beginning of the maze. It was simple enough, the hedges high above their heads, made so even though with quirks that augmented their size would be able to participate. his case, however, they had no idea what would happen to them next. No idea at all.
From a few meters behind, ad person grinned at the recognizable faces from the sports festival.
Yeah. This would be fun.