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MEME TEAM
romellifluous: LOOK WHO JUST CAUGHT LUGIA BITCHES
pidgeotto: WE GET IT YOU’RE EXCITED IT IS TOO EARLY SHHHH
romellifluous: shut up and let me HAVE THIS you pokemon thieving ho
pidgeotto: for the last time, you can’t steal pokemon in pokemon go, when it vanishes on your screen that’s a YOU problem
alluring: my goodness the children are rowdy this morning
pidgeotto: i’m not a child
hunkerdink: man you sure could have fooled me shortstack
hunkerdink: haha never mind, no child could look that sleep deprived and grumpy in the Starbucks line
pidgeotto: i’m gonna murk you
kogayness: don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti
kogayness: but i don’t have spaghetti i have an exam :(((((
pidgeotto: also romelle babe i love youuuuuu i’m super glad you got lugia this morning!!!
romellifluous: thank u for helping me get enough research tasks done this week lol
romellifluous: sorry for getting up so early idk why the advising appointments have to be SO EARLY
hunkerdink: @ keith rip rip potato chip, i’m sorry dude
pidgeotto: what class?
kogayness: astrochemistry
pidgeotto: oof ouch my brain
kogayness: pidge you’re a genius
pidgeotto: i do computers and tech not weird chemical thingies
pidgeotto: you keep that “bond this” and “electron orbits that” away from me
kogayness: but there’s a specific order of events that forms stars and eventually kills them and it’s just like a coding program
pidgeotto: NO
pidgeotto: chemistry is ALMOST math masquerading as MATH THAT MAKES SENSE but everything actually has their own little rules and NO BUENO
lancinglights: sweetheart, i love you, but i agree with pidge, please suffer as little as possible while we throw support and sympathy at you from afar
kogayness: I mean I could talk about thermal physics topics instead…
lancinglights: I’M JUST A HUMBLE MARINE BIO MAJOR TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE
pidgeotto: [hisses]
takashishirogone: I WILL TALK ABOUT THERMAL PHYSICS,
mattatta: we know, Shiro
takashishirogone: I LOVE THERMAL PHYSICS.
mattatta: we know, Shiro! <3
alluring: talk thermodynamics to me baby
takashishirogone: are you parodying Talk Nerdy To Me or are you serious? Because I WILL
alluring: I’m serious, I need a distraction from lawblr scrolling, please save me from procrastination with more procrastination, but like, educational
takashishirogone: Okay, so we all know the first and second laws of thermodynamics from the general physics perspective,
romellifluous: it’s cute that you think I understand any words in that sentence besides “so we all know” and “okay”
shayliens: it’s cute that you say this as if I remember anything from gen physics three years ago
lancinglights: it’s cute that you say this as if I remember the laws of thermodynamics from this semester
takashishirogone: (quiet in the peanut gallery, you’re terrible teenagers, you’re tearing this family apart)
lancinglights: I’M 21 YEARS OLD I CAN DRINK AN ALCOHOL
kogayness: “an alcohol”
lancinglights: SHUT
alluring: SHIRO LIGHT OF MY LIFE STARS IN MY SKY CONTINUE
takashishirogone: Total energy of an isolated system remains constant, and total entropy of an isolated system can’t decrease over time, blah blah blah, now make them STATISTICAL and do STUFF WITH THEM and you have a large fundamental chunk of thermal physics which is NEATO
mattatta: Yeah, if you LIKE statistics
pidgeotto: I would rather get gastroenteritis on Yom Kippur than take another stats class, you can keep it Shiro
takashishirogone: You all just haven’t gotten introduced to stats properly. It’s beautiful and fun if you give it a chance
kogayness: do you all see what I had to listen to during high school while I was trying to survive AP calc
kogayness: Shiro was a lovestruck fool about math then and he still is now ugh
takashishirogone: You won’t be so dismissive when my lovestruck fool self is the one doing the calculations for you to get to the Moon one of these years, little brother. See how you feel about my triple checking of orbital equations then.
kogayness: I promise I’ll eat my words if we both make it that far, okay, but for now you don’t get a “get out of roasting free” card sorry pal
lancinglights: Shiro no offense, but I’m in awe of and terrified of your love for equations in equal measure
lancinglights: I’m just gonna be over here showering love on endangered whale populations
pidgeotto: so valid
romellifluous: ^^^^
shayliens: ANYWAY WHO ELSE GETS TO WATCH A BRAIN SURGERY TODAY??? JUST ME????? COOL COOL
mattatta: HOLY SHITTTTTTT THAT’S COOL
pidgeotto: you gotta report back
shayliens: I will but I ain’t violating HIPPA
lancinglights: shay ain’t no snitch
hunkerdink: I’m literally SO PROUD OF YOU I love you SO MUCH
hunkerdink: Look at you just!!!!! Shining as the gold standard of your whole class!! THEY ASKED YOU SPECIALLY FOR THIS OBSERVATION THEY LIKE YOU ALREADY
shayliens: shhhHHHHHH
hunkerdink: NO I’M GONNA BE PROUD OF YOU ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US
shayliens: <333333
hunkerdink > shayliens
hunkerdink: you’re coming over to my place tomorrow morning after you get a good sleep
shayliens: !!!!!!
hunkerdink: we’re going to celebrate
hunkerdink: nice candle, fruit tea
hunkerdink: we’re going to make an irresponsible amount of cookies
shayliens: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
MEME TEAM
takashishirogone: So when you define the entropy of a system in the number of accessible microstates in that certain energy range from something to something that you define.
takashishirogone: It turns out that as you approach the system’s /ground state/ energy, the number of energy states available is actually WAY less than the estimate that classical mechanics would give you for it, which is why you have to follow the new set of rules from quantum mechanics principles!
alluring: hUH! interesting
mattatta: SHIRO
takashishirogone: Yes babe?
mattatta: YOU TEACH CLASS IN TEN MINUTES
takashishirogone: OH NO!!!!!!! AW FUCK HANG ON THANK YOU MATT
lancinglights: I’m sorry
lancinglights: did space dad just CUSS
kogayness: LANGUAGE
pidgeotto: LANGUAGE
hunkerdink: [captain america voice] language!!
shayliens: language!
romellifluous: laNGUAgE
mattatta: lmao oh how the turn tables,
takashishirogone: You’re all terrible children, you’re killing me, you’re killing your father,
alluring: L a N g U a G e
takashishirogone: :’(
takashishirogone: Et tu, Brute?
alluring: When it’s this golden of an opportunity? Always, honeybunch.
mattatta: I GOT YOUR FRAPPUCINO RUN BOY RUN I’M ALREADY OUTSIDE YOUR CLASSROOM
takashishirogone: I’M RUNNING I’M COMING
kogayness: RUN FORREST RUN
kogayness: have fun teaching the poor undergrads, godspeed and go loose
takashishirogone: Thanks, I’ll need it, it’s the optics lab today.
takashishirogone: Shattered industrial prisms every 15 minutes, here I come!