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Joon: well i tried.
Yoongs: ...aaaaand?
Joon: obviously im not having a breakdown, nor am i dating the love of my life.
Yoongs: not everybody took a box of girl scout cookies, want some consolation cookies?
Joon: no i dont want confectionery consolation,
Yoongs: what can i do to help?
Joon: wanna hang out?
Yoongs: as a group or just you and me?
Joon: get kookie. I need him here.
Yoongs: am i nothing to you >:0
Joon: youre an idiot.
Joon: i need a maknae whos talked to jimin about today.
Yoongs: why not taehyungie?
Joon: i adore him with my entire being but hes Sherlock as a korean. And thats not the problem, he can find secrets like a truffle sniffing hog but he can't keep them.
Yoongs: okay look, im on a bus over rn.
Yoongs: i dont have time to analyze weird things
Yoongs: all i got out of that is taehyung is an expensive pig.
Joon: omg you're useless yoongi.
Yoongs: bro :0
Yoongs: fine im not coming over
Joon: hyung i love you
Joon: hyung
Joon: Hyungie
Joon: Hyung did you die or get kidnapped or are u not coming bc yve been gone for 10 minutes.
Yoongs: i was buying you you ice cream, bc as much as you say u dont like "confectionery condolences" you gained 15 pounds after jackson.
Joon: i hate you.
Yoongs: should i go home.
Joon: hyung. Yoongi hyung. I love youskss.
Yoongs: thats what i thought.
Yoongs: anyways yeah where are you and jungkook.
Joon: im home, no clue where kook is, so find him for me.
Yoongs: i will but only bc i love you.
Joon: No homo
Yoongs: no romo
Joon: no bromo
Yoongs: i dont know any more
Joon: no mo
Yoongs: okay ill be at ur place with ice cream and a maknae in 15.