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Hwanwoong has not been on a date in one entire eternity, and Keonhee yelling things to him while Dongju rides Geonhak around the flat like he’s going into a chicken fight joust is not helping.
“Listen, you’re a tough nut to crack. You’ll be fine.” he says for the tenth time. “And if he does anything, I’ll kill him myself.”
Youngjo is going to be there in less than 20 minutes.
So no, he will not be fine unless they make three different contingency plans immediately.
In the middle of Escape Plan #2, his phone rings.
Today, 7:25pm
Jo:
Send me your address and I'll come pick you up
Woongie:
Location pin sent
I'm apartment 26, just knock when you get here.
Today, 7:44pm
Jo:
Oh my god
That’s an odd sort of reaction, but there’s no time to consider it- he needs to figure out the part of Plan #2 after he leaves the country and becomes a cheesemonger in the French Alps. He hears a knock knock knock on his door five minutes later, treated to the sight of a lopsided smile and a cozy flannel-wearing man.
"Woah, that was fast."
Youngjo has a bewildered look on his face, almost like he can't believe Hwanwoong has actually agreed to this.
Which would be reasonable.
Hwanwoong himself can't believe he actually agreed to this.
"Are you all ready to go?"
"I'm gonna grab my bag and then I'll be set. You?"
"Just gotta lock my door." He says, jostling his key into the lock of apartment 27.
Hwanwoong’s jaw drops.
Youngjo is a real-life Disney Prince.
And Youngjo really is the cute boy next door.