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20.52
Mordecai.B logged on!
Mordecai.B: This groupchat is a little too quiet.
Mordecai.B: @All
Mordecai.B: Today’s Conversation Starter: Baby names
20.56
5 users logged on!
Mordecai.B: Welcome, youngsters.
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: someone change mordecai’s name real quick so we can carry on with this topic
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: i’ll set the mood
Wanuwf OwO: the what
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: changing names any recommendations?
Wanuwf OwO: just go the fuck ahead my dude no ones stopping you
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: !play Weenie Man by St. John Children’s Choir
Song_bot: Playing Weenie Man by St. John Children’s Choir!
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Wanuwf OwO: WHY THIS SONG
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: dont like today already
21.03
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once changed Mordecai.B’s username to Papa Bear!
Papa Bear: Thanks! I hate it!
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: at least your username isnt emoji
Papa Bear: RIP to you but my situation is different.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: that name has 2 different references and i like one better than the other
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: killjoy
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: that me
Wanuwf OwO: emo gewome uwu
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: Your vibes, Lady Mila.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: Check them for me, Count Duma.
Wanuwf OwO: *paw-pitter running, stop, drop, dies* X(
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: !play Astronomia (Medieval Style) [Tavern Version] by Cornelius Link
Song_bot: Playing Astronomia (Medieval Style) [Tavern Version] by Cornelius Link!
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Papa Bear: Oh so that’s the song…
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: i felt like a 13th century lass who was known to gather herbs and one day i sneezed in the presence of the pope
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: that song plays when me, grima, aversa, tiki, auntie naga, auntie nagi, and kiran scatter her burned ashes after bantu burned her on the stake
Wanuwf OwO: ...and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly
21.43
Hippity Hoppity stay away from my Property logged on!
Hippity Hoppity stay away from my Property: unrelated but i had updated song_bot to show a selection of songs that is related to the song searched
Hippity Hoppity stay away from my Property: !search avicii never gonna wake you up
Song_bot: I found these songs! Result 1-10 of 12
- Avicii ft. he-man – Hey MLG (ft. Rick Astley) 3:58 9.1/320
- AVICII & RICK ASTLEY – Never Gonna Wake You Up 2:21 4.3/257
- AVICII & RICK ASTLEY – Never Gonna Wake Up (REMIX) (Bass Boosted) 3:58 5.4/192
- Rick Astley vs. AVICII – Never Gonna Wake You Up [Mashup 2014] 4:26 6.1/192
- AVICII vs RICK ASTLEY – Never Gonna Wake You Up (Get Knocked Down) (NilsOfficial Mashup) 0:00 13.5/0
- AVICII & RICK ASTLEY – Never Gonna Wake Up (REMIX) (Bass Boosted) 3:58 5.4/192
- Avicii feat. Rick Astley – Never Gonna Wake Up (Get Knocked Down) (Nils Mashup) 2:48 3.8/192
- AVICII & RICK ASTLEY – Never Gonna Wake Up 0:36 1.4/321
- AVICII & RICK ASTLEY – Never Gonna Wake Me Up (Mashup) 4:26 6.1/192
- Rick Astley Vs. Avicii – Never gonna give you up 0:00 13.5/0
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Song_bot: Playing (6) Rick Astley vs AVICII - Never Gonna Wake You Up [Mashup 2104]
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Papa Bear: Nifty.
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: who ever says “nifty” anymore
Papa Bear: I just did.
Hippity Hoppity stay away from my Property: you’re welcome
21.54
Hippity Hoppity stay away from my Property logged off!
Papa Bear: Alright, back to topic.
Papa Bear: Baby Names.
Papa Bear: Duma.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: but why
Papa Bear: There might come a day when you’re completely hammered from a one-night stand, and the Pull Out Method does not work, and the mother does not have much resources to be able to raise the child alone so she decided to abandon the baby at your doorsteps one night with no other information other than a DNA test that the child is indeed yours and when you tried to find her, she has fled the nation and you have no choice but to raise the child yourself.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: i
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: yea sounds like something duma would do actually
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: th
Wanuwf OwO: i can’t believe we accidentally unlocked lethe’s Tragic Backstory
Wanuwf OwO: ALL MY LIFE I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW LETHE BETTER AND THIS IS HOW SHE’S OUTED
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: THAT WAS LETHE’S ORIGINS???
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: i honestly dont know how to feel about this…
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: uwu
Papa Bear: So when that happens, what will you name your child?
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: when not if
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: i want out
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: MOTHERFUCKER LLOCKED MY ACCOUNT TO THIS CHAT WHEN HE CAME ONLINE
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: Hesitation Is Defeat
Wanuwf OwO: Grima strikes Again!
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: our cousin doing the goddess’ work
Papa Bear: Say it, Duma.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: i???? Dont have one in mind??????
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: bro unlock your door i have a list
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: why do you have a list
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: unlock the fucking door
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: was mila preparing for this moment?
Papa Bear: While we’re waiting for the reply…
Papa Bear: Gerome
Papa Bear: You absolutely cannot name your child after your fucking bearded dragon.
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: damnit
Wanuwf OwO: what name
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: minerva
Wanuwf OwO: that’s a normal name though???
Papa Bear: Had Gerome been a girl, Cherche would have named her that.
Wanuwf OwO: woah
Wanuwf OwO: i thought your name would have been geromia or something
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: why geromia
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: Into the GeromeVerse: Scalies (2020)
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: stop
Papa Bear: Yes, stop. Let Gerome speak.
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: …
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: no one laugh
Wanuwf OwO: wont laugh unless your child will be named after elon musk’s child
jm
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: ok fair
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: …
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: Flick
Papa Bear: Flick?
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: Flick.
Wanuwf OwO: sounds familiar like i’ve seen it somewhere before
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: speak, my child
Wanuwf OwO: is it that lil dude from animal crossing
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: fucking hell
Wanuwf OwO: OWO?
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: i thought i was being subtle in this shit
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: gerome plays animal crossing confirmed
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: share us your friend code fam
Wanuwf OwO: me too
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: look
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: i cant see my dumbass boyfriend and i miss him
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: his laptop network connectivity is bad lately so we can’t connect on minecraft
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: so we had to play animal crossing
Wanuwf OwO: simp
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: simp
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: simp
Papa Bear: I do not understand what “simp” means and I do not wish to know. However, Gerome did give me a valid response as to what name he will name his future child if he ever has one.
Papa Bear: Unlike Duma.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: hey dude college never prepared me for this kind of question in life
Papa Bear: My scenario example still stands. The possibility may be low, but it is still a possibility, which means it still can happen.
Papa Bear: So Duma.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: alright i found one from mila’s list
Wanuwf OwO: still bummed mila has a list of baby names
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: i want a family of my own but i cant find the right partner ;;
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: oh
23.29
Brigid Pride! logged on!
Brigid Pride!: Professor Byleth just texted me to tell you that he might be able to “hook you up” with someone, Mila.
Brigid Pride!: He mentioned that you happen to meet their requirements.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: WHAT
23.34
Brigid Pride! logged off!
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: PETRA COME BACK
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: im
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: stonks i guess
Wanuwf OwO: owo?
Papa Bear: Well there you go.
Papa Bear: Before you go, please tell us what you would name your baby.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: AVOCADO
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: what
23.45
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me logged off!
Wanuwf OwO: she’s died gays
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: [Mila on the phone, calling someone, presumably Byleth. Her face panicked.]
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: why avocado
Papa Bear: Oh right their family trait. Green hair.
Wanuwf OwO: owo?
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: gerome
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: im havent said anything yet??
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: flayn and seteth aren’t related to us
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: damn how did u know i wanted to ask that
Papa Bear: Gerome’s child Flick.
Papa Bear: Mila’s child Avocado.
Papa Bear: Your turn Duma.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: according to mila’s list
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: i like this name
Papa Bear: Go ahead. I’m waiting.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: Goku D. Uzumaki
Papa Bear: No.
Wanuwf OwO: OWO BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: the king of the playground
Papa Bear: I refuse to call your son Goku D. Uzumaki
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: wait but this aint even his full name
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: what does the “D.” stand for
Wanuwf OwO: THIS DIC
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: Goku Dragneel Uzumaki von Hinamori Jeager
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: GOKU DRAGNEEL UZUMAKI VON HINAMORI JAEGER
Papa Bear: Get this weeb shit off my screen right now.
Wanuwf OwO: uwu mw gokwu dwaguneewu uzwumwaki vwon winamwowi yaygwew owo
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: “GOKU D. UZUMAKI” IS HIS FIRST NAME AND “D.” STANDS FOR “DRAGNEEL”
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: RANULF WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUST SAY
Papa Bear: Who legalised you.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: YOU WANTED BABY NAME SO I GAVE YOU ONE????
Papa Bear: Get this weeb shit out of my face right now.
00.58
3 users logged on!
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: smh mordecai has no standards
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: also ranulf what the fuck
Touch my puppers’ fur it’s soft: Can I contribute? I have a name in mind.
Little Crecher: Ooh me too!
Papa Bear: Anything to not see whatever the fuck Duma just sent.
Wanuwf OwO: we did it yall
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: we made mordecai say fuck
Touch my puppers’ fur it’s soft: Quan Rontine
Papa Bear: No.
Little Crecher: Soshell Destance!
Papa Bear: NO.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: IM
Little Crecher: It’s a great name that I’ve thought of ever since the quarantine.
Touch my puppers’ fur it’s soft: Same
Little Crecher: Also I think Goku D. Uzumaki is a great name!
Touch my puppers’ fur it’s soft: This implies that Hinamori Jaeger is the last name of either Duma or Duma’s potential partner.
Papa Bear: No
Wanuwf OwO: I shall name my child....
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: hes gonna name his child after furries
Wanuwf OwO: SssniperwOwOlf
Papa Bear: I fucking hate you.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: smh mordecai
Papa Bear: Kids with these names are going to have a hard time, I guarantee you.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: My child Goku D. Uzumaki von Hinamori Jeager will not be bullied, he shall be the king of the Monkey Bars.
Touch my puppers’ fur it’s soft: I will not tolerate any discrimination against my child Quan Rontine.
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: My child Flick is a good child, they did nothing wrong.
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: All he wants to do is catch bugs.
Little Crecher: What’s wrong with Soshell Destance?
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: I will not stand aside as my child Avocado is mocked for who he really is.
Wanuwf OwO: How dare you assume that SssinperwOwOlf will have a hard time in school? I will personally show up to the PTA meetings myself, don’t test me.
01.34
Angery bun mom🐰 logged on!
Angery bun mom🐰: Every single one of you would make bad parents based on your naming sense, and you should not have child(ren)
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: :’’’’(
Angery bun mom🐰: Especially you, Mila. You know better than to name your child “Avocado”.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: bold words coming from a woman who’s son is named “Yarne”
Wanuwf OwO: YOOO DUMA WHAT THE FUCK
Little Crecher: Oh! No! :(
Touch my puppers’ fur it’s soft: F in the chats for Duma’s dumbass y’all.
Papa Bear: No “f”s for him. Mr Hinamori Jaeger brought it upon himself.
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: so you acknowledge Goku D. Uzumaki
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: *chuckles* i’m in danger
Angery bun mom🐰: First of all, bitch:
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: yikes
Angery bun mom🐰: I did not name him. His sperm donor did. I tried changing his name after the murder but he was too old to respond to any names other than “Yarne”.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: oh shit sorry panne
Angery bun mom🐰: It’s fine. But none of you go after my fucking son like that ever again, you read me?
A Mila-n reason why you should date me: yes ma’am
Little Crecher: Yes Ma’am!
Touch my puppers’ fur it’s soft: Yes ma’am.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: yes ma’am
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: yes ma’am
Papa Bear: I won’t, Panne.
Wanuwf OwO: okway mummy uwu
Angery bun mom🐰: You disappoint me, Ranulf. But that is expected.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: sjahglajhls
Angery bun mom🐰: Second:
Angery bun mom🐰: The fact that “Goku D. Uzumaki von Hinamori Jaeger” is on Mila’s list of Baby Names.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: GODDESS I WAS DRUNK WHEN I WROTE THAT
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: I saw the opportunity and I took it.
Papa Bear: I hate suggesting this topic.
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: your sacrifice won’t be in vain, mordecai
Little Crecher: 2000s anime is really good though…
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: OK NO BUT THIS AINT IT
Touch my puppers’ fur it’s soft: This implies that there is indeed someone out there with the last name “Hinamori Jaeger”
Wanuwf OwO: where did “hinamori” come from
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: SHUGO CHARA
Little Crecher: Hop! Step! Jump!
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: DREW! DRAW! DRAWN!
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: CHIP! SYRUP! WHIP!
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: goddess
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: gerome is a weeb
Papa Bear: This is nightmare fuel.
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: INIGO HAD ME WATCH THAT SHIT
Touch my puppers’ fur it’s soft: Sure he did.
Little Crecher: I like that anime! A magical girl anime that deals with so many real life situations that was considered taboo in Japan at the time!
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: ah yes: an actual genderfluid character
Little Crecher: A journey of self-discovery!
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: dealing with bad home situations
Little Crecher: Dealing with being an older sibling!
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: learning that there are people who can relate to your problems and makes help much easier to seek
Little Crecher: Psychological!
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: a literal 16 year old teen cat boy simping for a 10 year old girl going through an identity crisis
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: songs that fucking slaps
Wanuwf OwO: thats literally not answering my question…
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: basically "hinamori" is the protagonist's last name
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: could have just started off with that
Angery bun mom🐰: Third:
Angery bun mom🐰: Whoever changed the group icon to that one fucking baby from Twilight, turn it back right now.
Little Crecher: :(
Angery bun mom🐰: Flayn, why.
Papa Bear: That’s a baby???
Touch my puppers’ fur It’s soft: Guys, please don’t come after Resume like that.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: RESUME
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: it’s Renesmee you uncultured swines
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: Who legalised that little fucker
Wanuwf OwO: i never watched twilight and im glad i didnt
Wanuwf OwO: ALSO WHEN WAS IT CHANGED
Little Crecher: :(
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: stop crying or seteth will come online and fuck us all up tonight
Angery bun mom🐰: Whatever happens, change the fucking icon right now.
Angery bun mom🐰: …
Angery bun mom🐰: NO
Little Crecher: Not even a picture of
Wanuwf OwO: goddess i miss the Rat icon already
Little Crecher: I don’t have the Rat icon…
Touch my puppers’ fur it’s soft: It’s those little rats from the We’re Rats song.
Little Crecher: ?
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: [The Rat Song]
Little Crecher: OH LITTLE BABIES
Papa Bear: Finally, thank you.
Angery bun mom🐰: Fourth:
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: how many things do u gotta say
Angery bun mom🐰: I’m curious as to who Byleth claims to be able to match with Mila.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: FUCK I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID ANYTHING
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: bitch wtf u fucking ran to your room to call byleth and never came out???
Touch my puppers’ fur it’s soft: Oh?
Wanuwf OwO: OWO?
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: you want your list back?
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: NO KEEP IT I HAVE A COPY
Papa Bear: You have another copy of names you would name your baby.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: SO WHAT IF I DO
Papa Bear: Your naming sense is terrible. Shred the copy.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: MORDECAI WHAT THE FUCK
Little Crecher: Oh I think I know who!
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: tell us, flynn
Wanuwf OwO: yes tell us
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: i ought to hire tiki to kill every last one of you
Touch my puppers’ fur It’s soft: You can’t.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: why not
Little Crecher: I’m baby.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: what
Angery bun mom🐰: Can’t you fucking read? Flayn said she’s Baby.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: yes it does????
Papa Bear: It doesn’t. You can’t hurt her if she’s Baby.
03.19
Tiki tak on the glock logged on!
Tiki tak on the glock: yea what mordecai said
Little Crecher: <3
Tiki tak on the glock: <3
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK SINCE WHEN
Papa Bear: Ok, even this is news to me.
Wanuwf OwO: OWO WHAT’S THIS?
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: when did seteth authorise this relationship
03.23
Tiki tak on the glock logged off!
Wanuwf OwO: BITCH COME BACK
Papa Bear: You know what, let’s get back on topic.
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: ykw this is bullying and as a teacher i will not stand for it
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me: My Mother Taught Me That If I am Being Bullied I Am To Walk Away so that is what im gonna do
03.54
A Mila-n reasons why you should date me logged off!
Angery bun mom🐰: Alright fine, Fifth:
Angery bun mom🐰: Ferdinand von Aegir, please respond. You have been lurking ever since Mordecai posted the conversation topic.
Wanuwf OwO: IM SORRY WHO
I am Ferdinand von Aegir: My apologies, Professor Panne.
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: FERDINAND VON AEGIR?
Papa Bear: Huh.
Touch my puppers’ fur it’s soft: Huh, indeed.
Little Crecher: …
I am Ferdinand von Aegir: Am I supposed to respond to the Baby Name question or?
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: whatever you want to do buddy
Angery bun mom🐰: Something wrong, Ferdinand von Aegir?
Little Crecher: That’s not Ferdinand.
Little Crecher: That’s Hubert!
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: oh shit a rat
Wanuwf OwO: WAIT BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW
Little Crecher: Hubert always has this air of Menace, even online.
Little Crecher: What is it, Hubert? What is your business here?
👵👵👵👵🦇👨: why are u interrogating the Rat Man what kind of grudge do you have against him
Little Crecher: Ferdinand von Aegir would have no business lurking for HOURS.
I am Ferdinand von Aegir: Ferdinand requires that I remain silent about his activities.
Angery bun mom🐰: He’s out jogging again, isn’t he?
I am Ferdinand von Aegir: No comment.
04.09
Snow White logged on!
Snow White: Oh… There are people online.
Snow White: Has anyone seen Lorenz, Claude and Leonie?
I am Ferdinand von Aegir: No comment.
Snow White: Ah.
Crushed a watermelon between thighs once: well at least we know why he’s online now
Angery bun mom🐰: Fair.
Angery bun mom🐰: Sixth:
Touch my puppers’ fur it’s soft: Goddess, we’ve reached 6.
Angery bun mom🐰: GET THOSE FUCKING DUMBASSES TO CHANGE THEIR EXERCISE ROUTE OFF OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD
04.25
[Lorenz would like to speak to the manager]
Ferdielicious: @If she breathes she’s a thot @Papi great prince🦌 of forest 👅 💦💦 @I can get you fired I know the manager
Papi great prince🦌 of forest 👅 💦💦: ayy what’s good ratman
Ferdielicious: Panne is onto you all.
Luka x Miku Lovechild: AGAIN???
Ferdielicious: She wants all of you to change your exercise route to another place.
Papi great prince🦌 of forest 👅 💦💦: WE’RE ON OUR WAY BACK NOW
Ferdielicious: I require my Ferdinand back by 6am.
Ferdielicious: But you don’t need to come back. Panne only ask of you to change your route to somewhere else entirely.
Ferdielicious: Like the park.
Luka x Miku Lovechild: mari is asking for your fucking location right now
I can get you fired I know the manager: We are inching closer to Abundance Hill Park.
Y/N: again?
If she breathes shes a thot: it’s cool we see kiran and grima walking in
Papi great prince🦌 of forest 👅 💦💦: FUCKING HELL STEVE STILL GIVE ME THE HEEBIE JEEBIES
Luka x Miku Lovechild: the what
If she breathes shes a thot: on another hand
Ferdielicious: Please tell me that you remember your workout route.
I can get you fired I know the manager: Supposedly we say: “Yes”. What would you do?
Y/N: Hellmann's has already made ketchup brands
Papi great prince🦌 of forest 👅 💦💦: FUCKING HELL
Y/N: nvm steve already got them
Y/N: rip ferdie