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Leo.K: I see why you needed me to delete this chat now, Kiran.

Summary:

an FE chatfic that nobody asked for but I delivered

or: when you are deprived to chatfics you end up making your own

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Leo.K added You to Critical Thinking Chat!

Chapter Text

Leo.K added 23 users to Critical Thinking Chat!

1 user logged on!

Kiran.O: Leo what have you done?!??!

Leo.K: What do you mean, Kiran?

Kiran.O: Delete this before they see this chat!!!

Leo.K: Who will see this chat?

Leo.K: Kiran, what will these people do?

Kiran.O: Just do it Leo I see their phones buzzing the table!

Leo.K: But I didn’t add father…?

2 users logged on!

Owain.T: PWEPAWE FOW TWOUBWE OWO

Inigo.E: AND MAKE IT DOUBWE UWU

Kiran.O: Oh n o

Leo.K: .

Leo.K: I see why you needed me to delete this chat now, Kiran.

Owain.T revoked Leo.K’s rights!

Owain.T: TO PWOTECT THE WOWWD FWOM DEVASTATION OWO

Leo.K: Owain what the fuck?

Inigo.E: TO UNITE ALL PEOPWES WITHIN OUW NATION

Kiran.O: LEO NO WE WERE TOO LATE

Anna.D logged on!

Anna.D: @Owain.T @Inigo.E shut the fuck up or I’ll shut u up myself

Anna.D: Leo sweetheart I’m so sorry these clowns had to do it to you I know your heart and intention is in the right place

Leo.K: I..

Leo.K: Thank you, Anna.

Anna.D: On another note

Anna.D: This means that I can finally contact Alfonse even if he had blocked me privately @Alfonse.A u in debt remember

Alfonse.A logged on!

Alfonse.A: At first I didn’t want to know why Kiran was pestering me to log on but now I know why.

Alfonse.A: Anna tell Anna that I will give her my Critical Thinking notes instead of the cash.

Anna.D:

Anna.D: Anna says that she’s fine with it as long as it contains a summary

Alfonse.A: Already done.

Kiran.O: Wait so Anna have your notes but I can’t???

Leo.K: Kiran, it is inappropriate to gain benefits over others’ hard work!

Kiran.O: >:o

Inigo.E: wai

Inigo.E: which anna r yall talking about????

Anna.D: My sister

Alfonse.A: The Anna that likes money.

Kiran.O: The Anna that is in the other business class.

Inigo.E: .

Inigo.E: there are like 10 annas in this school all in the same course with the same names and looks which one are yall talking about

Leo.K: Actually, I want to know more about how only the Askran siblings and Kiran can tell all 9 Anna’s apart.

Anna.D: A Magician Never Reveals Their Secrets

Inigo.E: @Alfonse.A @Kiran.O

Alfonse.A: If I do tell you how they can be told apart, my debt will be never-ending and I do not want to mess with a barrage of Anna’s.

Kiran.O: ^^

Inigo.E: 3:T

3 users logged on!

Ephraim.R: A GROUP CHAT???

Ephraim.R: WITH NO GARON???

Innes.F: it’s more likely thank you think

L’Arachel.R: Hello everyone! ^.^

Inigo.E: hi lara!

Innes.F: I only got one(1) question

Innes.F: is he here

Inigo.E: he is just give him a minute or two his dad just called

Inigo.E: alright his dad is gone you may summon him now

Innes.F: Oh Sage of the Dark, Defender of the Night, may I have your attention.

Owain.T: Ah, if it isn’t my companion the Silver Arrow of the Light.

Owain.T: What is it that you require of me?

Innes.F: I have a proposal that involves the fall of the Lord of Beasts.

Owain.T: The “fall of the Lord of Beasts” you say? You have gotten my attention well. Knowing you, you would have a band of accomplices to take part in this scheme with you. Very well, let us speak of this where the walls are ridden of eyes and ears.

Innes.F: If I’m not wrong, there was indeed an area within your domain that is white off intruders. I will gladly be escorted if you are willing to join in our efforts.

2 users logged off!

Grima.G logged on!

Grima.G: What the fuck was that and what the absolute fuck is this shit

Kiran.O: Grimmy you’re finally here! \(^.^)/

Ephraim.R: That was simply the conversation of one of Innes’ many pranks on garon

Ephraim.R just said a bad word! 2 more strikes and you’re out!

Ephraim.R: Alright who the fuck censored slops name I just wanna give you Eirika’s cupcakes

L’Arachel.R: You said Rika made cupcakes?

Ephraim.R: I’m just going to assume it’s you because you didn’t deny yourself

Ephraim.R: I’m also going to the North food court you guys want anything?

Kiran.O: BUBBLE MILK TEA and Grimmie wants their coffee no milk no sugar just hit it black

Inigo.E: grima,,,,,bitter as fu,ck,,,

Inigo.E: also same I want bubble milk tea don’t take a straw for me pls

Alfonse.A: I’m going down with you @Ephraim.R

Ephraim.R: K

Leo.K: I don’t need anything but Elise will be spending her entire break in our classroom, can you please get her some Egg Mayo Sandwiches. I will pay you the amount when you come back.

Ephraim.R: Last call

Anna.D: O R E O  C H O C O  W A F F L E S

Alfonse.A: We’re off!

2 users logged off!

Seliph.C logged on!

Seliph.C: Aw dang they left before I could place an order ☹

Anna.D: Then go to the food court yourself, seli boi

Seliph.C: I can’t Julia and Julius both fell asleep on me ☹

Seliph.C: Leif and Ares are both in the gym they can’t use their phones

Ares.M logged on!

Ares.M: not anymore dm me ur order

Seliph.C: :D

2 users logged off!

Inigo.E: gay

Kiran.O: Express distress and the boyfriend shall appear

L’Arachel.R: Whipped

Anna.D: Dang get me a lover like that

Leo.K: Don’t you mean boyfriend?

Anna.D: .

Anna.D: Leo take a good fucking look at the class, is any one of us even straight?

Kiran.O: I’m pansexual

Inigo.E: *hops off kitchen counter* IM GAY

L’Arachel.R: I’m les and poly, I’m in a fluffy relationship with two(2) lovely girls

Grima.G: I don’t want to say shit about my sexuality

Kiran.O: Grimms I know this and I still love you

Anna.D: And I’m bisexual, leo

Anna.D: I like boys and girls

Leo.K: Oh.

Leo.K: Well I apologise for assuming your sexuality like this.

Leo.K: Since we are all exposing sexualities, I would like to come out to everyone as homosexual.

Inigo.E: wait leo im gonna slide into ur dms abt something here I come

Leo.K: This sounds ridiculously ominous, please don’t.

3 users logged off!

L’Arachel.R: Who’s the 3rd person that left?

Kiran.O: Its Grima Boi

Kiran.O: Lucina just provoked him again

Kiran.O: Oh fuck she went into Emmeryn’s office

Kiran.O: Gotta blast

Kiran.O logged off!

Anna.D: Whoop look at this Lara

Anna.D: A chatroom with no slug and no leo online

L’Arachel.R: I’ll take groups 2 4 you take groups 1 3 5

Holy.Woman has changed L’Arachel.R’s name to Holy.Woman!

Holy.Woman has changed Anna.D’s name to Naruto!

Naruto: .

Naruto: This is perfect

Holy.Woman changed the names of 10 users!

Naruto changed the names of 15 users!

Holy.Woman changed the chat name to BeGONE T H O T

Holy.Woman: >:)

1.Hit.Lesbian.Protector: @Naruto @Toe.Hurting.Sport @Gacha.Waifu.Collector @ToMATEto ALRIGHT COME GET YALL JUICE

1.Hit.Lesbian.Protector: @Holy.Woman my sister is here

3 users logged off!