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The video started, and while the mood of the room was really down, they didn’t protest or walk out.
The Spiders Being Memes for 5 Minutes
The video starts mid-argument(?)
“I can play the kazoo,” Ghost-Spider insisted, said instrument in her hand.
“Prove it,” Spider-Man took a breath. “ It’s a mental breakdown~ ”
The other spider proceeded to play an off key version of ‘Final Countdown.’
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The video started off blurry, but focused to reveal the spiders running on treadmills at a random gym, full costume.
Suddenly, Spider-Man tripped and got launched into the wall behind them.
This caused Ghost-Spider to burst out in hysterical laughter, which leads to her tripping and being launched into the wall as well.
The two continued to laugh painfully.
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The two spiders were on top of a skyscraper, no one knows how the cameraman got up there.
“I’m gonna do it,” Ghost-Spider threatened, standing on the edge of the building.
“Then let me help,” Spider-Man rushed forward and shoved his fellow spider off, towards the crowded streets of New York. “Long live the king!”
There was a moment when the spider hero looked triumphant, than a string of webbing hit him in the chest.
He stared at it wide spider-mask-lense-things before he was yanked off the roof, only his screams were heard.
A wet laugh caused the others to smile.
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Ghost-Spider held a can of Raid in her hand, pointing it at Spider-Man.
“What?! What’s wrong with pouring the milk in before the cereal?”
“You’re a godless heathen,” She sprayed the Raid at him.
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The video starts with Ghost-Spider cautiously holding a chihuahua arms-length away from her person. The small dog themself looked angry, but tolerated her holding them.
When Spider-Man showed up on the scene with the dog’s owner, it started barking, snarling, and wiggling violently.
Spider-Man screamed in a high-pitched tone, jumping onto a building wall as Ghost-Spider practically threw the tiny dog at his owner. This caused the dog to calm down.
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“How about Daredevil?”
“Last time I saw him was when we ended up in the same dumpster.”
They turned to look at Gwen, who shrugged.
“Captain America?”
“My teammate’s mentor? Pass.”
This caused Rayshaun to jolt forward. “This was recent?”
“Yep.”
“Tony?”
“Still cheats at Monopoly.”
“You can’t just play Hero Paintball by yourself!” Spider-Man threw his hands up.” “Hawkeye asked to team up with me this year. So no Spidy Dream Team.”
Ghost-Spider held her chin in her hand, visibly thinking.
Then an idea struck.
“Does Black Widow have a partner?”
Spider-Man’s lenses widened in what can only be described as pure fear. “No.”
“Why not?”
“You and Spider Mom would be too powerful.”
“Perfect,” Ghost-Spider pulled out her phone. “I’ll call her now.”
“NO!”
“Jokes on him,” Gwen snorted. “Nat and I already agreed to be partners for Hero Paintball, we just haven’t told anyone yet for intimidation purposes.”
“Is Black Widow as amazing as people say?” Riri asked in awe.
“Yes. I wanna be her when I grow up.”