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Pipes: pipis
Tailgate: tailgay
Swerve: jokesboy
Rewind: it’s rewind time
<minisquad babey>
pipis: hey it just occurred to me
tailgay: ya?
pipis: should we let Magnus in?
pipis: or Minimus, I guess
pipis: feels weird to call him that
jokesboy: I dunno he might harsh our mellow
it’s rewind time: where did you even get that phrase
it’s rewind time: do they say it on cheers u nerd
jokesboy: hey I don’t choose the hyperfixation asshole
tailgay: I think we should totally get Mags in!!!
tailgay: are we not the Minibot squad???? And is he not a minibot??
pipis: on the inside anyways
jokesboy: lol
jokesboy: we all have an inner minibot
pipis: how you reach it is ur own problem
tailgay: hchfhchc
it’s rewind time: lol ok ok, but he spends most of his time as a non-minibot
tailgay: hey!!! He’s trying to be out of his armor more!
tailgay: we oughta support him on his journey uwu
it’s rewind time: but if we let in bots who are only sometimes small then wouldn’t we have to let in bots like Megatron
pipis: sorry WHAT
pipis: did I miss something????????
it’s rewind time: oh yeah right u weren’t there, Megatron can mass displace
it’s rewind time: he was my height for a bit
jokesboy: that was like one time tho
it’s rewind time: there have been more
jokesboy: you. Do know how ominous and cryptic that is right
it’s rewind time: I know.
tailgay: I have actually seen him small a few times!
tailgay: once I went into Magnus’s office and Megatron was sitting next to Mags and he was like, the same height as him
tailgay: that being small
it’s rewind time: gonna stop you there, I don’t wanna hear more.
jokesboy: dhchchcxhdhv what??
it’s rewind time: Listen, I like catching gossip and stuff but there is only so much I want to know about my brother in law’s love life.
pipis: i like how you switched to proper punctuation and stuff the moment this came up
it’s rewind time: I take these things very seriously, thank you very much.
it’s rewind time: also there’s no way we could let both Magnus and Megatron into the club. cyclonus and domey aren’t allowed in, so it wouldn’t be fair.
pipis: wait wait wait wait those two are as far as you are with Chromedome???? Conjunx of like a million years Chromedome?????? How much did I MISS
jokesboy: oh no they’re still very much in their pining phase
tailgay: yeah, I hate to say it but nothing short of the threat of death could get them to confess to each other
jokesboy: worked for u and cyc didn’t it
tailgay: that may be true but consider this!
tailgay: I Am Going To Beat You To Death :)
jokesboy: oh fuck
it’s rewind time: lol
jokesboy: tailgate please no
tailgay: Watch Your Back, Motherfucker! :)
jokesboy: WHAT ABOUT THE BOND BETWEEN MINIBOTS
jokesboy: oh primus he’s offline
it’s rewind time: f in the chat gamers
jokesboy: this isn’t funny rewind my life is in mortal danger and you make gamer jokes
pipis: f
jokesboy: how could you
it’s rewind time: well since we’re about to lose a member
[Rewind added Minimus Ambus]
Minimus Ambus: What is this? Please introduce yourselves – I know you all like using nicknames, but I’m not sure who I am speaking to otherwise.
it’s rewind time: it’s in the name buddy
it’s rewind time: use ur noggin
Minimus Ambus: I see; hello, Rewind.
it’s rewind time: lmao who uses semicolons in a gc
pipis: this is Pipes!
Minimus Ambus: Hello Pipes. Rewind, I will ignore that comment.
pipis: fdsgjdf
pipis: anyways hi Magnus!
pipis: should we call you magnus? Or like, Ambus? Minimus?
Minimus Ambus: Er... I suppose Minimus is fine, though Magnus does not bother me either. Both forms of address are suitable.
pipis: cool cool cool
Minimus Ambus: This is a group chat for... minibot crewmates?
it’s rewind time: sure is Ambus
Minimus Ambus: Oh. Well then, thank you for inviting me.
Minimus Ambus: ...I do not mean to exaggerate, but the fact that I am seen as separate from my armor... It means a lot to me. I cannot thank you enough.
jokesboy: MAGS HELP
jokesboy: TAILGATES GONNA FUCKING KJILL ME
jokesboy: PLEASE TAILGFRA CYC WOUPDNT WANT THIS
jokesboy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Minimus Ambus: ...
Minimus Ambus: I can feel a headache coming on.
it’s rewind time: welcome to hell buddy