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    If Soundwave’s mood had deteriorated it was only the fault of the staggering incompetence he had been witness to these last few weeks.

    ‘Grumpy’. 

    Soundwave was superior. He did not experience such personal failings as ‘grumpiness’. 

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “I suspect I am not the Optimus you had been hoping for.”

    In which Orion Pax becomes Optimus Prime again, but the Matrix fails to return his memories of his time as Prime.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Ratchet trusts them- both of them- with his life. He's not so sure he can do the same with his spark.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Reaching up, D-16 knocks his knuckles across Orion’s helm. Gently, of course. The stupid bot was damaged enough.

    “Go to sleep, Pax.”

    “But you have to listen to this! There’s this whole section–”

    D-16 sighs. Goes to lean against a slab that wasn’t his own. His spark spins, painful. Daresay calls it something like fond.

    or; before Megatron learned to hate, he learned to love, and it hurt more than any hate ever could.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    PAIN?!

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    Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.

    “If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”

    “A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”

    Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.

    “Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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    or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    PEAK???? PEAK?????????????????