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Ronan (1:02pm): Gans we have a problem
Ronan (1:02pm): Matthew called and he must have eaten something stupid again because he’s puking everywhere
Gansey (1:04pm): That’s fine, Ronan – go take care of him. Glenny will be fine.
Ronan (1:04pm): I’m not sure if I’ll be able to get back tonight.
Gansey (1:04pm): Not a problem – my meetings wrap up this afternoon. I can come back tonight instead of tomorrow morning. My mother can deal with a missed dinner.
Ronan (1:04pm): thanks man
Gansey (1:04pm): Of course.
Ronan (1:05pm): shit… this means I won’t see adam
Gansey (1:05pm): You do have his number, though. You can always text him…. or even call him.
Ronan (1:05pm): right
Ronan (1:05pm): it’s fine
Gansey (1:06pm): Tell Matthew I hope he feels better.
Ronan (1:06pm): I will. Thx
**
Adam (1:50pm): ok, sargent, psych me up
Blue (1:53pm): YOU GOT THIS
Blue (1:53pm): YOU ARE A STONE COLD FOX
Blue (1:53pm): YOU ARE AN ACTUAL GENIUS
Blue (1:53pm): YOU KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE
Blue (1:53pm): YOU… OWN A REALLY FANCY CALCULATOR
Adam (1:53pm): that started out strong, but then you lost control of it
Blue (1:53pm): yes, yes I did
Adam (1:54pm): what if he says no?
Blue (1:54pm): not gonna happen
Adam (1:54pm): but what if?
Blue (1:54pm): then when I get home tomorrow, we’ll sit on the couch and eat ice cream and act like a big fat cliché
Adam (1:54pm): excellent
**
Adam (3:05pm): he wasn’t there
Blue (3:06pm): what??
Adam (3:06pm): yeah, no sign of him
Adam (3:06pm): his car wasn’t in the driveway
Blue (3:06pm): fuck
Adam (3:06pm): he must be coming back though
Adam (3:06pm): he wouldn’t just abandon Glenny
Blue (3:07pm): maybe there was an emergency
Adam (3:07pm): yeah
Adam (3:08pm): so I did a thing…
Adam (3:08pm): I finally left a note
Blue (3:08pm): a Glenny note?
Adam (3:09pm): yes… and I might have also asked him out…
Blue (3:09pm): VIA DOGWALKING NOTE??
Adam (3:09pm): uh huh
Blue (3:09pm): So, what, like “Glenny had a lovely walk in the park. He did number 1 and number 2. I think you’re hot and would like to undress you.”
Adam (3:09pm): that sort of rhymed… was that on purpose?
Adam (3:09pm): it is also… actually very close.
Blue (3:09pm): PARRISH
Blue (3:09pm): LLLOOOOLLLLLLL
Adam (3:10pm): not the undressing part
Adam (3:10pm): obviously
Adam (3:10pm): but yes my declaration of attraction did come right after a sentence about a dog’s bowel movements
Blue (3:10pm): I love you so fucking much
Adam (3:11pm): that’s great
Adam (3:11pm): because I’m going to die alone.
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Gansey (9:06pm): Just got back. Glenny says you took excellent care of him. Thank you again.
Ronan (9:12pm): np
Gansey (9:13pm): How’s Matthew?
Ronan (9:13pm): Better. Seems to be done puking his guts out. I’m making him rehydrate.
Ronan (9:13pm): you eat enough raw cookie dough eventually you’re gonna get burned
Gansey (9:14pm): Live and learn.
Ronan (9:14pm): He’s still trying to eat it.
Gansey (9:14pm): Oh Matthew.
Gansey (9:20pm): So… I just found the note that Adam left after Glenny’s walk…
Ronan (9:20pm): I’m sure it’s thrilling
Gansey (9:20pm): …
Gansey (9:21pm): …
Gansey (9:21pm): Actually, I think you’ll find it quite interesting.
Gansey (9:21pm): Sending you a pic.
**
Hi Ronan,
Sorry I missed you today. I grabbed my gloves – thanks for leaving them on the table. Glenny had a good walk. Did his business as per usual – with vigor and gusto and dare I say… whimsy? Made all the other dogs jealous. Do you think that’s an appropriately detailed account? Hope so. I hate writing these notes. Only a few more to go today and then I’m back to my canine-free life.
Meeting you was probably the highlight of my week. Not probably. Definitely. And not just because you look very good without your clothes on. I didn’t answer you the other night. Yes, obviously I liked what I saw. I’m blushing now. I’m in an empty house with a very large dog staring at me and I’m blushing.
I also really liked talking to you. And running after Glenny with you. And watching stupid TV via text with you.
Would you like to have dinner with me? You have my number so… ball’s in your court.
Fetch!
Please ignore that I just wrote fetch.
Hope to hear from you soon,
Adam