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Super High School Level Group chat fic

Chapter 2: Byakuya calls money daddy

Summary:

more shit goes down-

Notes:

please don't leave just because theres byakuya/hagakure

also ishimaru doesnt type in all caps and junkos text is on the right now cuz i didnt like it

also also quick warning this chapters gonna feature a lot of daddy jokes so if you don't like that then sorry

Chapter Text

2:06pm

DANGANRONPA

 

[ Aoi is now online ]

 

Aoi : Hi @everyone!! :’)

 

[ Byakuya is now online ]

 

[ Aoi is now online ]

 

[ Toko is now online ]

 

[ Junko is now online ]

 

[ Sakura is now online ]

 

Sakura : Hello Aoi

 

Aoi : Heyy Sakura!! :’)

 

Hifumi : is this everybody??

 

Junko : Nope! Everyone in class is on this gc! They're all just too pussy to join ;)

 

Aoi : Well that wasn’t a very nice thing to say :/

 

Byakuya : This is immensely ludicrous

 

Aoi : oooh someones bringing out the big words

 

Toko : You have such an excellent vocabulary Master!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

 

Byakuya : don’t talk to me.

 

[ Toko changed Byakuya’s name to daddy ]

 

Toko : :)

 

Aoi : :0

 

Sakura : well

 

Hifumi : i..um..

 

Daddy : …

 

Daddy : i hate this goddamn school

 

[ Daddy is now offline ]

 

Aoi : damn tokos just a different breed huh 😭😭😭

 

Hifumi : i’m good with some kinky stuff here and there but DAMN toko..

 

Toko : what?? I WIDLL ALIWMAUYS CALLK HUIM DADDDDY :DDDDD💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

 

Sakura : oH GOD KILL IT

 

[ Junko has muted Toko for 5 hours ]

 

Aoi : THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

Junko : Oh! That reminds me!

 

[ Junko removed Admin privileges from Makoto, Hifumi, Sakura and 11 more ]

 

[ Junko gave Admin privileges to Ishimaru, Kyoko, Chihiro ]

 

Junko : There! Now there won’t be as much chaos!!

 

Aoi : dang it! I was gonna change my name!! :((

 

Junko : Sry, if you want I can take requests!

 

Aoi : Yes please!!

 

Junko : Aight! Here

Junko : [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/---------------------------------]

 

Aoi : TY!!!!! 💖

 

Junko : np!! :)

 

[ b a l l s is now online ]

 

B a l l s : Hey, why wasn’t I invited to the party!!

 

Aoi : ..

 

Aoi : Leon, tf is ur name??

 

B a l l s : hehe :)

 

Sakura : It sure is..interesting

 

Junko : Oh! You guys just keep reminding me of stuff I was gonna do!!

 

[ Junko has reset everybody's names ]

 

Leon : D A MN IT

 

Junko : Sorry Leon ;)

 

Junko : ShiT that was supposed to be a smiley face

 

Sakura : d a mn junko gettin flirty over here ;b

 

Hifumi : i- Thsi gc is so dum 

 

Hifumi :

 

[ Hifumi is now offline ]

 

Aoi : Wtf Hifumi????

 

Sakura : i..dont even..

 

Junko : Well frik this

 

Junko : I’m out ✌️😘

 

[ Junko is now offline ]

 

Sakura : goodbye, Aoi i’ll be leaving as well

 

Aoi : Bye Sakura!! <3

 

[ Sakura is now offline ]

 

Aoi : …

 

Aoi : well frik guess i’ll just die

 

[Aoi is now offline]

 

{ LATER.. }

 

8:37pm

DANGANRONPA

 

[ Junko is now Online ]

 

Junko : ima change u guyses names :)

Junko : Heres a list so ya’ll don’t get cunfuzzled about whos who

Junko :

Me- _QUEEN _

Makoto- SHSLBiDisaster

Aoi- Donuts4Life

Byakuya- ICallMoneyDaddy

Celestia- GimmieYourMoneyBitch

Chihiro- SmartBabey

Hifumi- MALESIMP

Ishimaru- HEADICKSUCKERMARTY

Kyoko- TheSmartOne

Leon- BallBoy

Mondo- ButterBiker

Sakura- STrONG

Toko- FEMALESIMP

Yasuhiro- WEEED

 

Junko : Hope you like your new names ;)

 

[ Hiro is now online ]

[ Leon is now online ]

[ Aoi is now online ]

[ Chihiro is now online ]

[ Hifumi is now online ]

[ Toko is now online ]

[ Ishimau is now online ]

[ Mondo is now online ]

[ Junko changed Junko’s, Toko’s, Byakuya’s and 11 other’s names ]

 

WEEED

 

WEEED : I am satisfied

 

BallBoy : r

 

BallBoy : really

 

Donuts4Life : b a l l b o y

 

SmartBabey : jabsnciowkelsjacnikawn

 

MALESIMP : ncioawlKNiekancuierabvsjzmvniureajiocjn

 

MALESIMP : wait-

 

Donuts4Life : OMFG HIFUMIS NSME DNIOAWLKNCACENVUCEAN

 

MALESIMP : DAMN IT

 

FEMALESIMP : HAHA!

 

FEMALESIMP : …………………………..

 

Donuts4Life : IM FUCKING DYING HOLY SHITCJA E

 

HEADICKSUCKERMARTY : Aoi! Please do not use such language in the group chat!

 

SmartBabey : OH MY GOD ISHI-

 

ButterBiker : i-

 

Donuts4Life : JUNKO I LOVE YOU SM RIGHT NOWNJKCSBAIUKJBCUEBVBS

 

_QUEEN_ : We all know its soo true

 

HEADICKSUCKERMARTY : What is true? Please explain Junko!

 

_QUEEN_ : hah that u a dick suker mart

 

HEADICKSUCKERMARTY : I do not understand! Could you please explain further!

 

_QUEEN_ :

 

Donuts4Life :

 

SmartBabey :

 

ButterBiker :

 

MALESIMP :

 

FEMALESIMP :

 

BallBoy :

 

WEEED :

 

_QUEEN_ : d

 

_QUEEN_ : do you not know what your name means??????

 

HEADICKSUCKERMARTY : No, I do not! Please explain it to me!

 

_QUEEN_ : well shit

 

_QUEEN_ : nice. Now i gotta go explain it to Ishi

 

_QUEEN_ : hey ishi can you meet me outside the dining hall real quick??

 

HEADICKSUCKERMARTY : Of course Junko!

 

[ HEADICKSUCKERMARTY is now offline ]

 

[ _QUEEN_ is now offline ]

 

Donuts4Life : can we get an f in the chat for Ishi innocence in about 10 mins?

 

Donuts4Life : f

 

SmartBabey : f

 

ButterBiker : f

 

MALESIMP : f

 

FEMALESIMP : f

 

BallBoy : f

 

WEEED : f

 

Donuts4Life : Nice



[ ICallMoneyDaddy is now online ]

 

ICallMoneyDaddy :

 

ICallMoneyDaddy : who changed my name

 

Donuts4Life : BWUCKJNCUSNCSJANCEJSJJANCSMANCKJ

 

BallBoy : HOLY SHEBCT

 

WEEED : BYAKUYA HOLY HWADHBIUA

 

MALESIMP : BUT WHY IS IT TRUEEEEE

 

WEEED : I know who else he can call daddy ;)))

 

Donuts4Life : 😳

 

ButterBiker : well shit dude

 

WEEED : SHI T NO MAKOTO TYPED THAT HE STOLE MY PHONEE NOOOO

 

ICallMoneyDaddy : I’m coming over.

 

WEEED : SHIT I M SO DEADNINVISZ

 

[ WEEED is offline ]

[ ICallMoneyDaddy is offline ]



FEMALESIMP : HOW DARE HE SAY THAT TO MASTER!!!!!

 

FEMALESIMP : I WILL KILL HIM FOR IT HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHA

 

MALESIMP : Oh god..this is why i don’t like the yanderes

 

MALESIMP : but in all seriousness anyone else find it sus that they both logged off at the same time

 

Donuts4Life : yeahh i see em

 

BallBoy : ya’ll think they gonna fuck :’/

 

SmartBabey : definitely

 

ButterBiker : hey, Leon your near Hiros dorms right?? Do you see anything

 

BallBoy : Hol up i’m looking right now

 

BallBoy : h o l y  c r a p

 

Donuts4Life : What???

 

BallBoy : Hiro just let Byakuya into his dorm 😳😳😳

 

MALESIMP : nfcwnisncmxzncesncj

 

SmartBabey : well well well looks like mr weed man is gonna get some expensive ass tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

ButterBiker : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

BallBoy : ima go snoop and see what theyre doin alone in there

 

BallBoy : brb

 

[ BallBoy is now offline ]

 

ButterBiker : yea its gettin pretty late ima leave

 

SmartBabey : Me too, goodbye everybody!!

 

Donuts4Life : Bye!!

 

[ ButterBiker is now offline ]

[ SmartBabey is now offline ]

[ Donuts4Life is now offline ]

 

FEMALESIMP : brb gonna go plan hiros muder

 

[ FEMALESIMP is now offline ]

 

MALESIMP :

MALESIMP : o h

 

[ MALESIMP is now offline ]

Notes:

Idk when i'll updates this..eventually probably

oop- we're just gonna ignore how i called Junko 'Junk'

(Oh god how do you add pictures)