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Gayest Album Ranking:
- Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band: ∞^2+909 133 359.2/10
- Magical Mystery Tour: ∞+1 000 110 145.4/10
- Help: 7 857 153.1/10
- A Hard Day’s Night: 7 692 311.9/10
- Let It Be: 2 883 391.8/10
- Rubber Soul:714 296.9/10
- Abbey Road: 588 239.4/10
- The White Album: 333 671.7/10
- Yellow Submarine: 174 246.5/10
- Past Masters: 40 004.4/10
- Revolver: 18 217.7/10
- Please Please Me: 6.1/10
- With The Beatles: 5.4/10
- Beatles For Sale: 4/10
A HELPFUL GRAPH:
(note: for easier-to-read results, the graph does not convey the actual scores)
In Conclusion:
we theorize that george didn’t get more songs on the albums because his songs were not gay enough :( unsurprisingly, the GAS (Gayest Album Score) and GSS (Gayest Song Score) are high throughout the beatles’s career except for three early albums. but they tried, so we forgive them. both scores increased significantly later into the decade, and then things got sad and depressing quickly after main UGP (unidentified gay panic) which occurred sometime in india, 1968. :( after long and careful analysis of the two scores, it seems that sgt pepper reigns supreme to no one’s surprise.
the (indirect) effects of cognitive stimulants (lsd, cocaine and weed) influenced our ability to stay objective, but it is our understanding we simply reached a higher understanding of the universe and thus our Very Scientific findings remain True and Good and Accurate.
we also totally did not adjust our findings after the fact because we disagreed with the ranking we got. definitely not. how dare you insinuate that. so rude. we would NEVER! STOP LOOKING AT US LIKE THAT.
in the future it might be relevant to our interests to do a further analysis based on these findings to determine the Gay Score (GS) for each individual beatle.